Asset Directory
Real-time pick rates and win rates across all corporate filings.
Balance Map Pick rate vs win rate · dot size = games played · 95 assets
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10X Coder
A/B Test
Accelerator
Overwork adjacent assets 3s. When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Accountant
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Acqui-hire
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Ad Network
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Adoption Drive
Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Adrenaline Junkie
Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Advisor
Against All Odds
Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
Airplane
All-Hands Call
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Alumni Network
Profit 10. When you sell an Employee, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Animal Handler
Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Apartment Upstairs
Gain 3 Revenue. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Apprentice
Profit 10. Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.
Artificial Intelligence
Inflict 90 Loss. Whenever another AI activates, Fast Track this 1s.
Assembly Line
Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Asteroid Mining
Profit 15 for each of your Vehicles. Windfall 25%.
Automated Restocker
Restock adjacent assets 1. Inflict 10 Loss for each asset you have with Stock.
Back Room
Backrooms
Backup Drives
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Bailout
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Barista
Bird Drone
Inflict 15 Loss. Whenever a rival asset activates, this gains +1 Loss.
Black Swan
Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.
Black Turtleneck
Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.
Blameless Post-Mortem
Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Blog
Bootstrapped
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Bootstrapper
Profit 10. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Botnet
Boycott
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Brand Equity
When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.
Brand Loyalty
Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.
Bribe
Bulk Discount
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Bulk Order
Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Stock 2.
Burn Rate
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Busy Receptionist
Gain 15 Moat.
Caffeine Addict
Profit 5. Fast Track this 2s.
Call Center
Gain 18 Moat. Remove 1 Scandal. Scale 2.
Cargo Ship
Restock all your assets 1. Profit 15 for each of your assets with Stock.
Case Study
Inflict 6 Loss for each of your Humans.
Cashier
Catered Lunch
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Character Assassination
Increase the rival's Scandal by 50%.
Chef
Chief of Staff
Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Clean Books
Profit 20. Scale +2 while you have no Debt and no Scandal.
Closed Sundays
Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.
Clothing Line
Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Cloud Hosting
Your Machines and AIs act 15% faster. Gain 1 Debt.
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Code Monkey
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Coffee Chat
Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Coffee Machine
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Comeback Kid
Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Comfy Chair
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Commission Structure
Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Community Board
Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Community EBITDA
Gain 50 Valuation. Gain 2 Debt.
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Company Handbook
Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Company Store
Profit 8 for each of your Employees. Gain 1 Debt.
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Compound Interest
Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Consultant
Inflict 40 Loss.
Content Creator
Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.
Conveyor Belt
Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.
Convoy Truck
Profit 15. Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 2s.
Cooking the Books
Remove 6 Debt. Gain 6 Scandal. Profit 30.
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Corner Store
Profit 10 for each asset you have with Stock. Stock 4.
Corporate Campus
Gain 1 Revenue for each different Tag on your board.
Corporate Espionage
The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.
Corporate Mole
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Corporate Retreat
Gain 60 Moat. Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Corporate Sponsors
Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Corporate Spy
Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Cosmetic Line
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.
Crane
Creative Accounting
Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.
Credit Card Roulette
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Crunch Time
Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.
Cubicle Farm
Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Daddy's Company
Profit 40. The first time your Cash falls below half, Profit 160.
Daily Standup
Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Data Warehouse
Profit 22 for each Machine you control.
Debt Ceiling
Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Debt Spiral
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Delivery Bike
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.
Delivery Driver
Profit 10. Restock adjacent assets 1. Move this one slot right.
Delivery Drone
Profit 30. Stock 2. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Restock this 1.
Dividends
Doctor
Dog-Friendly Office
Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Dogfooding
Profit 10. Adjacent Animals and Machines Profit +10.
Doorman
Driver
Early Adopter
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
Early Retirement
Liquidate the Employee to your right. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Earnings Call
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Eat the Rich
Inflict Loss equal to 5% of the rival's Cash. Scale +1 while the rival has more Cash than you.
Economies of Scale
Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Scale 8.
Electrician
Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Employee of the Month
Inflict 25 Loss for each of your Burned Out assets.
Empty Shelves
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 20 Loss for each rival asset that is out of Stock.
Enterprise Contract
Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Enterprise Whale
Gain 4 Revenue. Profit 100. While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Executive Bonus
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Exit Interview
Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Expense Account
Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Factory Reset
Gain 30 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.
Factorybot
Fail Whale
Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.
Fair Wages
Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.
Family Office
Profit 50. When one of your Employees Profits, gain 20 Moat.
Farm
Fat Cat
Feedback Loop
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Final Notice
Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.
Fine Print
Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Fire Marshal
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Fire Sale
Fleet Lease
Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Fliers
Focus Group
Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.
Food Truck
Profit 16 for each adjacent Human. Move this one slot right.
Forensic Accountant
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Free Dinner After Eight
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever the Employee to the right Burns Out, Profit 40.
Free Lunch
Profit 20. At the start of battle, gain 2 Debt. Always costs 0 Funding.
Free Trial
Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Freight Train
Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track the 3 assets to your right 0.5s for each Vehicle you have.
Fundraiser
Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Fundraising Gala
Profit 10 for each Human you control.
Game Studio
Overwork your Employees 2s. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Profit 15.
Garage
Generational Wealth
Profit 100. When an adjacent asset gains Moat, gain 2 Revenue.
Generative AI
At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control. If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.
Ghost Kitchen
Profit 20 for each asset you have with Stock. This cannot be Audited, Slowed or Liquidated.
Golden Goose
Profit 200. Stock 3.
Golden Handcuffs
Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Golden Highrise
Gain 30 Moat. This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Golden Parachute
Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Goodwill Hunting
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Gossip Columnist
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, inflict 5 Loss.
Government Contract
Gain 2 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat. Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Grandkid
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Greenhouse
Adjacent assets permanently gain +2 Profit.
Greenwashing
Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival. Gain 10 Moat.
Grindset
Growth Hacking
Guinea Pig
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Hand-Lettered Sign
Gain 50% Market Share.
Happy Customer
Profit 10. Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.
Hard Worker
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Hardware Upgrades
Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Headhunter
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Health Inspector
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 15 Loss for each rival asset with Stock.
Hiring Freeze
Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.
Hit Piece
Honest Books
Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.
Hostile Takeover
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Hot Desk
Human in the Loop
Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Human Resources
Remove 2 Scandal. Gain 15 Moat. The first time one of your Employees would be Liquidated, prevent it.
In-House Counsel
Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Influencer
Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.
Insider Trading
Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Instructor
Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Interest Check
Gain 2 Revenue.
Inventory Clerk
Restock the asset to your left 1. Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.
Investment Arm
Permanently gain +3 Valuation for each of your Properties.
Investor
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Junk Fees
Kanban
Key Person Insurance
Inflict 30 Loss. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 8 Funding and 40 Moat.
Keycard
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Kitchen
Kitchen Sink
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Kombucha Tap
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
Kompromat
Late Fee
Late Nights
Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Legacy System
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.
Legal Department
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
Leveraged Buyout
Gain 2 Debt. Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.
Licensing Deal
Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.
Life Coach
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Lights-Out Factory
Profit 100. Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Loan Officer
Loan Shark
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Lobbyist
Local Supplier
Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Long Memory
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Long Term Employee
Profit 30. Gain 10 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.
Loose Cannon
Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss Leader
Inflict 15 Loss for each of your assets that is out of Stock.
Loyal Clerk
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Loyal Worker
Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Loyalty Program
Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Lunch 'n Learn
Profit 20. A random Employee of yours gains +20 Profit.
Luxury Yacht
Gain 50 Moat. When one of your assets Profits, gain 50% of it as Valuation.
Main Street
Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 15 Moat. Adjacent Humans grant +5 Moat.
Mandatory Fun
Overwork your Employees 1s. Gain 5 Moat for each Employee you have.
Mandatory Overtime
Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.
Margin Call
Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Martyr Complex
Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Mass Layoffs
Mathematician
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
Mechanic
Media Blitz
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Scale 3.
Media Empire
Apply 5 Scandal to the rival. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Mental Health Day
Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Micromanager
Inflict 5 Loss. Inflict 30 Loss for each of your Overworked assets.
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Miracle Analyzer
Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Mobile App
Profit 12. Windfall 25%. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.
Mom
Mom's Spaghetti
Profit 100. Stock 1. Whenever one of your Humans is Slowed, Restock this.
Move Fast
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Nap Pod
Neighborhood Watch
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Nepo Baby
Net 90
Networking Event
When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
Neural Network
Inflict 30 Loss. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +10 Loss.
Newsletter
Gain 1 Revenue. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Night Watchman
No Rush
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Non-compete Agreement
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Nothing To Lose
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.
Nuclear Reactor
Inflict 200 Loss. When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.
Nurse
Office Bully
Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Office Canary
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.
Office Cat
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Office Dog
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Office Goldfish
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Office Hamster
Office Manager
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Office Parrot
Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Office Raccoon
Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Office Rat
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Offshore Account
Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Oil Well
Old Money
On-Call Pager
Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.
Online Store
Profit 25. Stock 4. Whenever one of your Vehicles activates, Restock this 1.
Open House
Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Open Late
Open Office
Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Open Source
Gain 6 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Moat. Always costs 0 Funding.
Oracle
Orbital Tax Haven
Remove 100% of your Debt. Gain 4 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat.
Overtime Pay
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, inflict 30 Loss.
Paid Lobbyist
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Paid Reporter
Apply 5 Scandal.
Paparazzo
Paper Tiger
Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.
Patent Portfolio
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.
Payday Loan
Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
People Ops
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
Performance Improvement Plan
Profit 20. Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Performance Review
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Personal Assistant
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Personal Trainer
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.
Petty Cash
Profit 40. Stock 3.
Phishing Campaign
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Physicist
Pillar of the Community
Gain 40 Moat for each Year you've been open. Profit 10.
Pilot
Ping Pong Table
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Pink Elephant
Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.
Pitchman
Pivot
Pizza Party
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.
Platform
Podcast
Poison Pill
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 60 Loss.
Pop
PR Firm
Price Gouging
Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Price War
Private Equity
Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.
Private Jet
Permanently gain +15 Valuation. Gain 1 Scandal.
Process Server
Product Designer
Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Profit Sharing
Gain 200 Moat. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Prompt Engineer
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Propaganda
Public Record
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
QA Tester
Quarterly Goals
Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Quiet Quitter
Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
R&D Lab
Rage Quit
Rainy Day
Ramen Budget
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Ransomware
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Receptionist
Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Recruiter
Recursive Improvements
Inflict 10 Loss. This doubles its own Loss.
Refactor
Referral Program
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Refinance
Regular Customer
Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.
Regulatory Capture
Gain 80 Moat. When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.
Remote Worker
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat. Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Rent Is Due
Profit 20 for each Property you own.
Reputable Name
Gain 15 Moat. While you have no Scandal, your Humans act 15% faster.
Request for Proposal
Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Researcher
Profit 16. Windfall 50%.
Reseller
Rest & Vest
Restaurant
Profit 10 for each of your Humans. Stock 4.
Retraining Program
Liquidate your smallest Employee. Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Robot Dog
Robot Uprising
Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Robot Worker
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Rocket Ship
Inflict 90 Loss, then Liquidate this. The first time this is Liquidated each battle, Refurbish it.
Royalties
Rubber Duck
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Rumor Mill
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, gain 3 Moat.
Running on Fumes
Profit 12 for each of your assets that is out of Stock. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Rush Delivery
Gain 1 Debt for each asset you have with Stock, then Restock all your assets 1.
Sabbatical
Gain 100 Moat. Whenever one of your Employees stops being Burned Out, Profit 100.
Sales Quota
Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Sales Training
Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Salvage Yard
Profit 10. When you sell a Machine, this permanently gains +10 Profit.
Satellite
Saturday Rush
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Scapegoat
Scientist
SCRUM
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Secret Backdoor
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever a rival Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Secret Sauce
Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Security Engineer
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Security System
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Seen Worse
Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Server Monkey
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Server Rack
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Severance Package
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Shaved Yak
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Shell Company
Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Shrinkflation
Your other assets with Stock have -1 max Stock and Profit +10.
Side Hustle
Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.
Skeleton Crew
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.
Sketchy Contractor
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.
Skillful Mentor
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Small Talk
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Smart Contract
Apply 1 Debt. Whenever the rival gains Debt, inflict 8 Loss.
Smart Juicer
Profit 50. If this is adjacent to a Human, this is Audited for 3s.
Smear Campaign
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival for each Property you own.
Snail Mail
Profit 80. Gain 80 Moat. Remove 4 Debt.
Social Engineering
Inflict 10 Loss for each enemy Human. Windfall 10%.
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Software Upgrades
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 30. Apply 2 Debt.
Solar Farm
Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Solo Maintainer
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Soylent
Space Heater
Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Spaghetti Code
Inflict 15 Loss. Adjacent assets have Scale +1. Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.
Spin Doctor
Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival. Profit 15.
Spin-off
Stealth Mode
Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Still Open
Gain 5 Revenue. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, Profit 25 and gain 15 Moat.
Stock Options
Permanently gain +6 Valuation. Your Employees produce 5 less Profit.
Storage Room
Gain 10 Moat. Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.
Strategic Default
Profit 40. Gain 2 Debt. The first time your Cash falls below 25%: Profit 10 for each Debt you have, then remove all your Debt.
Strategic Partner
Profit 30. Adjacent assets act 15% faster.
Streamer
Submarine
Subscriber Base
Gain 1 Revenue for each of your Humans. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Subscription Model
Sudden Death Market
Overwork all assets 1s. Whenever any asset stops being Burned Out, Liquidate it.
Sudden Pivot
When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
Sunday Dinner
Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.
Superfan
Support Rep
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Sympathy Card
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Synthetic Data
Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Tax Evasion
Gain 2 Scandal. Your assets Profit +15.
Tax Fraud
Tax Loophole
Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.
Teacher
Tech Debt
Tech Writer
Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Technician
Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Terrible Boss
Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
The Bookkeeper
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
The Handyman
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
The Idea Guy
Profit 10. Windfall 25%.
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
The Singularity
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your AI 5s. Whenever an AI activates, this permanently gains +15 Loss.
The Town Remembers
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 20.
Total Deregulation
Overwork every asset on both boards 2s. Both companies gain 3 Scandal.
Tractor
Translator
Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.
Trial by Media
Inflict 5 Loss for each Scandal the rival has.
Trickle-Down Economics
Profit 120. Your other assets Profit +1.
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Trust Fund
Profit 120. At the start of each battle, permanently gain +40 Valuation.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
Profit 40. Gain 20 Moat. Scale +1. When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Two-Pizza Team
Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Unicorn
Union Buster
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Union Rep
Union Worker
Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Unlimited PTO
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees act 10% faster. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Unpaid Intern
User Data
Vacant Lot
When you sell this, gain 30 Funding.
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
Vaporware
Vending Machine
Profit 40. Stock 3.
Vertical Integration
Inflict 40 Loss. When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Viral Post
Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.
Volunteer
Vulture Capitalist
Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Waitlist
War Chest
Warehouse District
Gain 15 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Waste Not
Watchdog
We'll Be Here Tomorrow
The first time you would go under, Profit 80 for each Year you've been open instead.
We're a Family
Your Employees act 10% faster. Whenever one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 100.
Website
Weekend Help
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Well-oiled Factory
Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Wellness Program
Fast Track your Employees 0.2s. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, gain 40 Moat.
Whistleblower
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Working Conditions
Gain 10 Moat. Inflict 50 Loss for each rival asset that is Overworked.
Year Twenty-Three
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Zoning Petition
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.