MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Pizza Party
Common Small

Pizza Party

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.pizza_party
Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.
Base Cost: $14 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Benefits Broker
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Grindstone
The Grindstone
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
14.3% (8 / 56 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 1L
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pizza Party

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Maxed Card Ventures
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 2 months ago