File № UC-04
Mom & Pop
“Year 23. Still open.”
No board, no exit strategy. The lowest ceiling in the game, which is exactly the point: everything they earn past it comes back as Moat.
ceo.mom_and_popFounder Performance Telemetry
-23.0% below the 50% market baseline.
- Dominations 24
- Bankruptcies 65
- Conceded 15
52.0% of 171 ventures reached a verdict · 8.8% dropoff.
Day 1 Starting Lineup
⏱ 5.0s
Pop
⏱ 9.0s
Mom
Exclusive Assets & Policies
53 Assets • 8 Policies
Signature Policies
Credit On The House
Common
Start each battle with no Debt. When Debt is applied to you, remove 1 of it.
Here Tomorrow
Common
After a lost battle, receive 4 Funding.
Living Wage
Common
Your Humans act 3% faster.
Neighborhood Discount
Common
When you hire a Human, get 2 Funding back.
Shop Local
Common
Whenever you Surplus, gain 4 Moat.
Slow and Steady
Common
When one of your assets is Slowed, gain 10 Moat.
Twenty-Three Years
Common
Your assets grant 20 more Moat.
Weathered the Storm
Common
When the Market Crash begins, gain 20 Moat for each Human you have.
Exclusive Outlets (2)
Corporate Rival Ledger
Head-to-head records when piloted by Mom & Pop. Select a rival to expand its record.
First Local Savings
100.0%
42W–0L
42
42 battles · 42 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Poachers & Poachers LLC
79.5%
31W–8L
39
39 battles · 31 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Dun & Badstreet Recovery
88.9%
32W–4L
36
36 battles · 32 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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The Firm
72.2%
26W–10L
36
36 battles · 26 wins · 10 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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The Muckrakers
68.6%
24W–11L
35
35 battles · 24 wins · 11 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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True Believers
8.6%
3W–32L
35
35 battles · 3 wins · 32 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Gearworks Ltd.
82.4%
28W–6L
34
34 battles · 28 wins · 6 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Co-Synergy
78.8%
26W–7L
33
33 battles · 26 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Cowboy Patent Holdings
83.9%
26W–5L
31
31 battles · 26 wins · 5 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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InstantClones Ltd.
90.0%
27W–3L
30
30 battles · 27 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Surplus Office Mart
23.3%
7W–23L
30
30 battles · 7 wins · 23 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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EZ Cash Advance
96.6%
28W–1L
29
29 battles · 28 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Enterprise Procurements
96.6%
28W–1L
29
29 battles · 28 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Tokenomics DAO
93.1%
27W–2L
29
29 battles · 27 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Basement Holdings LLC
72.4%
21W–8L
29
29 battles · 21 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Hustle House
10.3%
3W–26L
29
29 battles · 3 wins · 26 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Upvote Cartel
18.5%
5W–22L
27
27 battles · 5 wins · 22 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Crunch Culture
68.0%
17W–8L
25
25 battles · 17 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Former Boss & Associates
100.0%
24W–0L
24
24 battles · 24 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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ValuMart Supercenter
95.8%
23W–1L
24
24 battles · 23 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Billings & Retainer LLP
37.5%
9W–15L
24
24 battles · 9 wins · 15 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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SpaghettiCode Offshore
100.0%
22W–0L
22
22 battles · 22 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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The Open Office
63.6%
14W–8L
22
22 battles · 14 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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ClickFarm UltraGrowth
18.2%
4W–18L
22
22 battles · 4 wins · 18 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Matcha & Microdose
50.0%
9W–9L
18
18 battles · 9 wins · 9 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup
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Former Co-Founder
100.0%
16W–0L
16
16 battles · 16 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Upstream Pillagers
100.0%
14W–0L
14
14 battles · 14 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Country Club Syndicate
100.0%
13W–0L
13
13 battles · 13 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Singularity Fund
100.0%
10W–0L
10
10 battles · 10 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Zero-Click Answers
90.0%
9W–1L
10
10 battles · 9 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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The Hostile Bid
100.0%
9W–0L
9
9 battles · 9 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Granite Holdings
88.9%
8W–1L
9
9 battles · 8 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Interns Unlimited
44.4%
4W–5L
9
9 battles · 4 wins · 5 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup
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Benevolent Systems
62.5%
5W–3L
8
8 battles · 5 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Est. 1953
0.0%
0W–8L
8
8 battles · 0 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Amazoff
100.0%
7W–0L
7
7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Googol
100.0%
7W–0L
7
7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Cayman Consolidated
57.1%
4W–3L
7
7 battles · 4 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup
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Macrohard
100.0%
6W–0L
6
6 battles · 6 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Always Be Closing
33.3%
2W–4L
6
6 battles · 2 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Old Money Trust
100.0%
5W–0L
5
5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Apphole
100.0%
5W–0L
5
5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage
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Fusion Next Year, Inc.
20.0%
1W–4L
5
5 battles · 1 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Muttual Fund
20.0%
1W–4L
5
5 battles · 1 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Animal Spirits Zoo
0.0%
0W–5L
5
5 battles · 0 wins · 5 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat
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Large Hadron HoldingsLimited data
100.0%
4W–0L
4
4 battles · 4 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Rent Is Due, LLCLimited data
75.0%
3W–1L
4
4 battles · 3 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Prompt WrappersLimited data
50.0%
2W–2L
4
4 battles · 2 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Fractional CFO LLPLimited data
50.0%
2W–2L
4
4 battles · 2 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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The AuditLimited data
50.0%
2W–2L
4
4 battles · 2 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Upline EssentialsLimited data
0.0%
0W–4L
4
4 battles · 0 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Blank Check Co.Limited data
100.0%
3W–0L
3
3 battles · 3 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Panopticon AnalyticsLimited data
100.0%
3W–0L
3
3 battles · 3 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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HN SkepticsLimited data
66.7%
2W–1L
3
3 battles · 2 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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The Daily AllowanceLimited data
66.7%
2W–1L
3
3 battles · 2 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Silicon DreamsLimited data
33.3%
1W–2L
3
3 battles · 1 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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SeedForge AcceleratorLimited data
33.3%
1W–2L
3
3 battles · 1 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Local 404Limited data
33.3%
1W–2L
3
3 battles · 1 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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SalesfarceLimited data
100.0%
2W–0L
2
2 battles · 2 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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SpaceWrecksLimited data
100.0%
2W–0L
2
2 battles · 2 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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NeztflixLimited data
100.0%
2W–0L
2
2 battles · 2 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Municipal InspectorLimited data
50.0%
1W–1L
2
2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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WeWerkLimited data
50.0%
1W–1L
2
2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Penthouse PropertiesLimited data
50.0%
1W–1L
2
2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Venture Horizon BankLimited data
0.0%
0W–2L
2
2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Rise & Grind Inc.Limited data
0.0%
0W–2L
2
2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Two Guys in a GarageLimited data
100.0%
1W–0L
1
1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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FacesmackLimited data
100.0%
1W–0L
1
1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Cancel Anytime Inc.Limited data
0.0%
0W–1L
1
1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Load-Bearing Dave, LLCLimited data
0.0%
0W–1L
1
1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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The Lemonade StandLimited data
0.0%
0W–1L
1
1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Robbin' Hood SecuritiesLimited data
0.0%
0W–1L
1
1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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Capitol GainsLimited data
0.0%
0W–1L
1
1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.
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The Incorporation Bureau
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Slow & Steady Savings & Loan
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Slapchat
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Free Lunch Ltd.
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Theranonsense
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Rival Hacker House
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0W–0L
0
0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Mom & Pop.
No encounters recorded
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Signature Winning Board Synergies
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