MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Penthouse Properties
Contested Par YEAR 4–6 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Penthouse Properties

Filing Identifier: rival.penthouse_properties
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 42.9% 6W / 8L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 14 8 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Sergei 0.0% Win Rate (0W-1L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $270 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
◈ 80
Doorman

Doorman

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 24 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 24
Security Guard

Security Guard

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 24 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 60 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 40
Rent Is Due

Rent Is Due

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40 for each Property you own.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
#8
Net 90

Net 90

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 4 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 40
Late Fee
✦ MVP ✦

Late Fee

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 36 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
28.6%
Win rate
2W - 5L (7 bouts)
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
50.0%
Win rate
1W - 1L (2 bouts)
Best matchup
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
75.0%
Win rate
3W - 1L (4 bouts)
Founder nemesis
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 1L (1 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 4
25.0%
1W / 3L
Year 5
50.0%
4W / 4L
Year 6
50.0%
1W / 1L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Tough contested bout. Demands optimized board synergy and adequate cash reserves.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.