MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Busy Receptionist
Common Small

Busy Receptionist

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.busy_receptionist
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
4.0 SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Base Cost: $26 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
24.5% (93 / 380 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
8.5% (4W / 43L)

-41.5% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
10.0%
1W / 9L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 13L
Sergei
20.0%
1W / 4L
Mom & Pop
10.5%
2W / 17L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Busy Receptionist

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Indemnity Alliance
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$1,355 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
TROPO
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$615 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
Photon Synergy
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$545 Valuation
27 days ago
DEFEAT
Centurion Optimization
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$285 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Overdraft Industries
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$910 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Keystone Cartel
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$760 Valuation
about 1 month ago
DEFEAT
Citadel Federation
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$310 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Living On Hope Ltd.
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$280 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Meridian Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Indemnity Initiatives
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$785 Valuation
about 2 months ago