Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics
Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:
Commerce Performance Telemetry
Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.
Founders buy an average of 1.35 cards per stop (34% shelf clearance of 4 slots).
Gross inventory acquired across all runs (6 upgrades purchased).
Recent Merchant Sales
Executive Transaction Audit| Asset Sold | Price | Type | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| $24 | NEW UNIT | 10 days ago | |
| $140 | NEW UNIT | 10 days ago | |
| $26 | NEW UNIT | 11 days ago | |
| $30 | NEW UNIT | 12 days ago | |
| $44 | NEW UNIT | 12 days ago | |
| $48 | NEW UNIT | 12 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 12 days ago | |
| $18 | NEW UNIT | 14 days ago | |
| $48 | NEW UNIT | 14 days ago | |
| $72 | NEW UNIT | 14 days ago |
Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options
All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Consortium's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.
Greenwashing
Greenwashing
Move up to 3 of your Scandal to the rival. Gain 10 Moat.
Content Creator
Content Creator
Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.
Boycott
Boycott
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Sudden Death Market
Sudden Death Market
Overwork all assets 1s. Whenever any asset stops being Burned Out, Liquidate it.
Streamer
Streamer
Profit 8. Windfall 25%. Overwork this 0.5s.
Honest Books
Honest Books
Gain 20 Moat. Your assets cannot be Audited.
Exit Interview
Exit Interview
Profit 30. When you sell this, gain 1 XP.
Chef
Chef
Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Pivot
Pivot
The first time your Cash falls below half, Fast Track all your assets 2s.
Union Buster
Union Buster
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Receptionist
Receptionist
Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Free Trial
Free Trial
Profit 15. Stock 3. Always costs 0 Funding.
Translator
Translator
Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.
The Bookkeeper
The Bookkeeper
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Hand-Lettered Sign
Hand-Lettered Sign
Gain 50% Market Share.
Night Watchman
Night Watchman
Gain 18 Moat.
Performance Improvement Plan
Performance Improvement Plan
Profit 20. Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s.
Business Coach
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Golden Handcuffs
Golden Handcuffs
Slow adjacent Employees by 1s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Liquidated.
Terrible Boss
Terrible Boss
Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Loyal Clerk
Loyal Clerk
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Hostile Takeover
Hostile Takeover
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Nurse
Nurse
Gain 12 Moat. Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s. Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.
Evangelist
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Public Record
Public Record
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Quiet Quitter
Quiet Quitter
Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Instructor
Instructor
Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Blameless Post-Mortem
Blameless Post-Mortem
Gain 40 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal. When one of your assets is Audited, Fast Track this 2s.
Product Designer
Product Designer
Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Teacher
Teacher
The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Pilot
Pilot
Inflict 14 Loss. Your Vehicles act 10% faster.
Scientist
Scientist
Gain 15 Moat. Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.
Pitchman
Pitchman
Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.
Account Manager
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Mathematician
Mathematician
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
Prompt Engineer
Prompt Engineer
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Office Hamster
Office Hamster
Profit 10.
People Ops
People Ops
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
Poison Pill
Poison Pill
Fast Track the rival's fastest asset 3s. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, inflict 60 Loss.
The Handyman
The Handyman
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Weekend Help
Weekend Help
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Animal Lover
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Hiring Freeze
Hiring Freeze
Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.
No Rush
No Rush
Gain 5 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Slowed, gain 12 Moat.
Martyr Complex
Martyr Complex
Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Zoning Petition
Zoning Petition
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.
Security Engineer
Security Engineer
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Early Adopter
Early Adopter
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
Legal Department
Legal Department
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
Life Coach
Life Coach
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Grindset
Grindset
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, inflict 10 Loss.
IT Support
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Rage Quit
Rage Quit
Inflict 60 Loss. When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Hit Piece
Hit Piece
Inflict 10 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal to the rival for each of their assets that is out of Stock.
Community Manager
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Intern
Profit 30.
Goodwill Hunting
Goodwill Hunting
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Local Supplier
Local Supplier
Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Enterprise Contract
Enterprise Contract
Gain 3 Revenue. This cannot be Audited. While in play: +20 Funding income per Year.
Animal Handler
Animal Handler
Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fleet Lease
Fleet Lease
Gain 1 Revenue. When you sell this, gain a random Vehicle.
Phishing Campaign
Phishing Campaign
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Skeleton Crew
Skeleton Crew
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.
Two-Pizza Team
Two-Pizza Team
Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Waste Not
Waste Not
Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Scrum Master
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Performance Review
Performance Review
A random Employee of yours permanently gains +10 Loss.
Driver
Driver
Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s. Profit 8.
Sketchy Contractor
Sketchy Contractor
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.
Request for Proposal
Request for Proposal
Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Union Rep
Union Rep
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever a rival asset Burns Out, Slow it 5s.
Daily Standup
Daily Standup
Slow your Employees by 1s. Inflict 30 Loss for each Employee you control.
Collections Agent
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Mass Layoffs
Mass Layoffs
Profit 120. Gain 4 Debt.
Corporate Mole
Corporate Mole
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Black Turtleneck
Black Turtleneck
Gain 20 Valuation. Fast Track a random Scheme 1s. Gain 1 Scandal.
Inventory Clerk
Inventory Clerk
Restock the asset to your left 1. Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.
Electrician
Electrician
Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Ramen Budget
Ramen Budget
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Office Manager
Office Manager
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Ransomware
Ransomware
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Viral Post
Viral Post
Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.
Freelancer
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Nepo Baby
Nepo Baby
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.
Whistleblower
Whistleblower
Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Mechanic
Mechanic
Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Copywriter
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Ad Network
Ad Network
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
The Idea Guy
The Idea Guy
Profit 10. Windfall 25%.
Influencer
Influencer
Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.
Sunday Dinner
Sunday Dinner
Fast Track your Humans 2s. Gain 20 Moat.
Happy Customer
Happy Customer
Profit 10. Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.
Smear Campaign
Smear Campaign
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival for each Property you own.
Smart Contract
Smart Contract
Apply 1 Debt. Whenever the rival gains Debt, inflict 8 Loss.
Hard Worker
Hard Worker
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Busy Receptionist
Busy Receptionist
Gain 15 Moat.
Marketing Strategist
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Chief Storyteller
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Keynote Speaker
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Data Analyst
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Social Media Manager
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Researcher
Researcher
Profit 16. Windfall 50%.
Botnet
Botnet
Inflict 6 Loss. Scale 3.
Final Notice
Final Notice
Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.
Advisor
Advisor
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.
Solo Maintainer
Solo Maintainer
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Regular Customer
Regular Customer
Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.
Burn Rate
Burn Rate
Take 10 Loss. Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Saturday Rush
Saturday Rush
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Bulk Discount
Bulk Discount
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Black Swan
Black Swan
Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.
Security Guard
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Nothing To Lose
Nothing To Lose
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.
True Believer
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Graphic Designer
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Sudden Pivot
Sudden Pivot
When you sell this, gain a random small Scheme.
Commission Structure
Commission Structure
Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Price War
Price War
Inflict 28 Loss. Take 12 Loss.
Caffeine Addict
Caffeine Addict
Profit 5. Fast Track this 2s.
Fire Marshal
Fire Marshal
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Bailout
Bailout
Gain 50 Moat. The first time you would go under, Profit 400 instead.
Margin Call
Margin Call
Apply 2 Debt. Inflict Loss equal to 300% of the rival's Debt.
Case Study
Case Study
Inflict 6 Loss for each of your Humans.
Stealth Mode
Stealth Mode
Gain 60 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Non-compete Agreement
Non-compete Agreement
Slow the rival's Employees 3s.
Salesperson
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Vaporware
Vaporware
Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Acqui-hire
Acqui-hire
When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Spin-off
Spin-off
When you sell this, gain two random small assets.
Brand Equity
Brand Equity
When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.
Doorman
Doorman
Gain 20 Moat. Remove 2 Scandal.
Credit Card Roulette
Credit Card Roulette
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
10X Coder
10X Coder
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.
Adoption Drive
Adoption Drive
Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Comeback Kid
Comeback Kid
Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Patent Portfolio
Patent Portfolio
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.
Fire Sale
Fire Sale
Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Data Scientist
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Paid Lobbyist
Paid Lobbyist
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Barista
Barista
Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.
Compound Interest
Compound Interest
Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
Superfan
Superfan
Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Corporate Spy
Corporate Spy
Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Remote Worker
Remote Worker
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat. Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Tax Fraud
Tax Fraud
Profit 200. Gain 5 Scandal and 5 Debt.
Long Memory
Long Memory
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Media Blitz
Media Blitz
Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Scale 3.
Doctor
Doctor
Profit 14. Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Bootstrapper
Bootstrapper
Profit 10. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Vertical Integration
Vertical Integration
Inflict 40 Loss. When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Loyalty Program
Loyalty Program
Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Tech Writer
Tech Writer
Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
The Janitor
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
SCRUM
SCRUM
Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.
Networking Event
Networking Event
When you sell this, gain three random small Humans.
Technician
Technician
Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Company Handbook
Company Handbook
Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Referral Program
Referral Program
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Secret Backdoor
Secret Backdoor
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever a rival Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Bootstrapped
Bootstrapped
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Net 90
Net 90
Apply 1 Debt.
Adrenaline Junkie
Adrenaline Junkie
Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Loyal Worker
Loyal Worker
Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Tax Loophole
Tax Loophole
Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.
Project Manager
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Regulatory Capture
Regulatory Capture
Gain 80 Moat. When one of your assets would be Audited, the rival's most valuable asset is Audited instead.
Quarterly Goals
Quarterly Goals
Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Accountant
Accountant
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Temp Worker
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Debt Ceiling
Debt Ceiling
Remove 3 Debt. Gain 20 Moat. Whenever you gain Debt, gain 25 Moat.
Community EBITDA
Community EBITDA
Gain 50 Valuation. Gain 2 Debt.
Compliance Officer
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Multi-Level Marketer
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Leveraged Buyout
Leveraged Buyout
Gain 2 Debt. Inflict 10 Loss for each Debt you have.
User Data
User Data
When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Against All Odds
Against All Odds
Overwork your Employees 2s. When you use an Employee, Profit 15 and inflict 15 Loss.
Consultant
Consultant
Inflict 40 Loss.
Unicorn
Unicorn
Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Offshore Account
Offshore Account
Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Union Worker
Union Worker
Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Refinance
Refinance
Remove 4 Debt. Profit 10.
Personal Assistant
Personal Assistant
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Headhunter
Headhunter
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Dividends
Dividends
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Cashier
Cashier
Profit 18.
Scapegoat
Scapegoat
Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Loose Cannon
Loose Cannon
Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Fliers
Fliers
Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Middle Manager
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Robot Worker
Robot Worker
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Recruiter
Recruiter
Profit 12. When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Fat Cat
Fat Cat
Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Rest & Vest
Rest & Vest
Profit 150.
Kanban
Kanban
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Forensic Accountant
Forensic Accountant
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Lobbyist
Lobbyist
Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.
Creative Accounting
Creative Accounting
Gain 10 Revenue. Gain 1 Debt.
Brand Ambassador
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Payday Loan
Payday Loan
Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Valuation Consultant
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
In-House Counsel
In-House Counsel
Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Tech Debt
Tech Debt
Fast Track adjacent assets 1s. Gain 1 Debt.
Corporate Sponsors
Corporate Sponsors
Inflict 30 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, Profit 30.
Shell Company
Shell Company
Gain 40 Moat. If one of your assets would be Liquidated, this is Liquidated instead.
Subscription Model
Subscription Model
Apply 2 Debt.
Open House
Open House
Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Support Rep
Support Rep
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Cosmetic Line
Cosmetic Line
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.
Sales Quota
Sales Quota
Inflict 20 Loss. Your Employees inflict +8 Loss.
Late Fee
Late Fee
Inflict 10 Loss. Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
All-Hands Call
All-Hands Call
Inflict 12 Loss for each Tag among your assets.
Move Fast
Move Fast
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.
Paid Reporter
Paid Reporter
Apply 5 Scandal.
Office Bully
Office Bully
Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Late Nights
Late Nights
Fast Track your Employees 2s. Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Fair Wages
Fair Wages
Profit 15. Your Humans act 15% faster.
Code Monkey
Code Monkey
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Underdog Story
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Propaganda
Propaganda
Apply 6 Scandal.
Bribe
Bribe
Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Crunch Time
Crunch Time
Overwork your Employees 3s. Profit 30.
Clothing Line
Clothing Line
Profit 35. Stock 4. When you sell this, gain 20 Valuation.
Pop
Pop
Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Open Late
Open Late
Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.
Closed Sundays
Closed Sundays
Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.
Insider Trading
Insider Trading
Profit 30. When a rival asset Profits, Profit 45 and apply 2 Scandal to both companies.
Personal Trainer
Personal Trainer
The Employee to your right gains +5 Loss. Overwork it 1s.
Chief of Staff
Chief of Staff
Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Clutch Advisor
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Blog
Blog
Profit 10. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Executive Assistant
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Private Equity
Private Equity
Liquidate the asset to your right. Profit 90. Inflict 90 Loss.
Fundraiser
Fundraiser
Profit 15 for each Tag among your assets.
Debt Spiral
Debt Spiral
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 800% of your own Debt.
Fine Print
Fine Print
Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Volunteer
Volunteer
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.
Synthetic Data
Synthetic Data
Profit 50. Your AIs produce +10 Profit.
Tax Evasion
Tax Evasion
Gain 2 Scandal. Your assets Profit +15.
Mandatory Overtime
Mandatory Overtime
Overwork an adjacent Employee 2s. Profit 50. Gain 1 Debt.
Investor
Investor
Profit 20 for each of your Employees.
Earnings Call
Earnings Call
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Strategic Default
Strategic Default
Profit 40. Gain 2 Debt. The first time your Cash falls below 25%: Profit 10 for each Debt you have, then remove all your Debt.
Brand Loyalty
Brand Loyalty
Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.
Miracle Analyzer
Miracle Analyzer
Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Server Monkey
Server Monkey
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Skillful Mentor
Skillful Mentor
A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Mom
Mom
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Spin Doctor
Spin Doctor
Move up to 4 of your Scandal to the rival. Profit 15.
Profit Sharing
Profit Sharing
Gain 200 Moat. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Humans 1s.
Loan Officer
Loan Officer
Apply 1 Debt.
Paparazzo
Paparazzo
Apply 3 Scandal.
Physicist
Physicist
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Apprentice
Apprentice
Profit 10. Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.
Corporate Espionage
Corporate Espionage
The rival loses -2 Revenue. Gain 2 Revenue.
Small Talk
Small Talk
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Seen Worse
Seen Worse
Gain 15 Moat. When the Market Crash begins, gain 8 Revenue and Profit 60.
Year Twenty-Three
Year Twenty-Three
Permanently give a random asset of yours +8 Profit. Whenever you Surplus, permanently give a random asset of yours +4 Profit.
Rent Is Due
Rent Is Due
Profit 20 for each Property you own.
Licensing Deal
Licensing Deal
Profit 10, plus Profit equal to 60% of your Moat.
Human in the Loop
Human in the Loop
Inflict 30 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. When an adjacent Human activates, Fast Track this 1s. If you control no Humans, this is Audited for 4s.
Total Deregulation
Total Deregulation
Overwork every asset on both boards 2s. Both companies gain 3 Scandal.
Gossip Columnist
Gossip Columnist
Whenever the rival gains Scandal, inflict 5 Loss.
Trial by Media
Trial by Media
Inflict 5 Loss for each Scandal the rival has.
Character Assassination
Character Assassination
Increase the rival's Scandal by 50%.
Kompromat
Kompromat
At the start of battle, apply 4 Scandal to the rival. The first time their Cash falls below half, increase their Scandal by 50%.
Rumor Mill
Rumor Mill
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, gain 3 Moat.
Trickle-Down Economics
Trickle-Down Economics
Profit 120. Your other assets Profit +1.
Government Contract
Government Contract
Gain 2 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat. Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Investment Arm
Investment Arm
Permanently gain +3 Valuation for each of your Properties.
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
Two Kids in a Trenchcoat
Profit 40. Gain 20 Moat. Scale +1. When this is Audited, Liquidate this.
Long Term Employee
Long Term Employee
Profit 30. Gain 10 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.
Working Conditions
Working Conditions
Gain 10 Moat. Inflict 50 Loss for each rival asset that is Overworked.
Grandkid
Grandkid
Profit 10. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Profit.
We'll Be Here Tomorrow
We'll Be Here Tomorrow
The first time you would go under, Profit 80 for each Year you've been open instead.
The Town Remembers
The Town Remembers
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 20.
Clean Books
Clean Books
Profit 20. Scale +2 while you have no Debt and no Scandal.
Reputable Name
Reputable Name
Gain 15 Moat. While you have no Scandal, your Humans act 15% faster.
Empty Shelves
Empty Shelves
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 20 Loss for each rival asset that is out of Stock.
Loss Leader
Loss Leader
Inflict 15 Loss for each of your assets that is out of Stock.
Micromanager
Micromanager
Inflict 5 Loss. Inflict 30 Loss for each of your Overworked assets.
Shrinkflation
Shrinkflation
Your other assets with Stock have -1 max Stock and Profit +10.
Junk Fees
Junk Fees
Whenever the rival Profits, inflict 3 Loss.
Process Server
Process Server
Inflict 18 Loss.
Open Source
Open Source
Gain 6 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Moat. Always costs 0 Funding.
QA Tester
QA Tester
Audit the asset to your left for 1s. It permanently gains +2 Profit.
Social Engineering
Social Engineering
Inflict 10 Loss for each enemy Human. Windfall 10%.
Growth Hacking
Growth Hacking
Inflict 50 Loss. Gain 5 Debt.
Running on Fumes
Running on Fumes
Profit 12 for each of your assets that is out of Stock. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Waitlist
Waitlist
Gain 12 Moat. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival. When you sell this, gain a random small Human.
Economies of Scale
Economies of Scale
Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Scale 8.
Kitchen Sink
Kitchen Sink
Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Delivery Driver
Delivery Driver
Profit 10. Restock adjacent assets 1. Move this one slot right.
Health Inspector
Health Inspector
Inflict 10 Loss. Inflict 15 Loss for each rival asset with Stock.
Cooking the Books
Cooking the Books
Remove 6 Debt. Gain 6 Scandal. Profit 30.
Secret Sauce
Secret Sauce
Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Eat the Rich
Eat the Rich
Inflict Loss equal to 5% of the rival's Cash. Scale +1 while the rival has more Cash than you.
Dogfooding
Dogfooding
Profit 10. Adjacent Animals and Machines Profit +10.