MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Unpaid Intern
Common Small

Unpaid Intern

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.unpaid_intern
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Profit 30.
Base Cost: $14 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

12 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Night Shift
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Freelance Marketplace
Freelance Marketplace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Hackerspace
The Hackerspace
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Coffee Cart
The Coffee Cart
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
29.7% (138 / 464 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
10.9% (7W / 57L)

-39.1% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 8L
Baron
11.1%
2W / 16L
Sergei
12.5%
3W / 21L
Mom & Pop
14.3%
2W / 12L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Unpaid Intern

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
VrondarNew Inc
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$700 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
TROPO
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$615 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
Failing Forward Ltd.
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$755 Valuation
24 days ago
DEFEAT
Ledger & Daughters
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$430 Valuation
24 days ago
DEFEAT
Momentum Refinery
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$265 Valuation
25 days ago
VICTORY
Consolidated Innovations
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$750 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Vertex & Daughters
CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Bastion Group
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Pitch Deck In A Trenchcoat
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Works
CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago