Changed in 1.1.0
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics
Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:
SHELF CAPACITY
3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS
30% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT
Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism:
Curated Asset Pool (50 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule:
Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Snail Mail (12 sold)
Unpaid Intern (12 sold)
Watchdog (12 sold)
Hard Worker (11 sold)
Fail Whale (8 sold)
Commerce Performance Telemetry
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
38.5%
(55 / 143 offers)
Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.
SALES PER VISIT
1.84
cards / stop
Founders buy an average of 1.84 cards per stop (61% shelf clearance of 3 slots).
TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
101
items ($741 spend)
Gross inventory acquired across all runs (15 upgrades purchased).
Recent Merchant Sales
Executive Transaction Audit| Asset Sold | Price | Type | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| $8 | NEW UNIT | about 7 hours ago | |
| $7 | NEW UNIT | about 7 hours ago | |
| $5 | NEW UNIT | 2 days ago | |
| $5 | NEW UNIT | 2 days ago | |
| $9 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago | |
| $9 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago | |
| $8 | UPGRADE | 3 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago |
Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options
All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Classifieds's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.
▫ 46 Small (1-Slot)
▫▫ 3 Medium (2-Slot)
▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Quiet Quitter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Quiet Quitter
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Pick Rate
100.0%
(2/2)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Union Buster
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Union Buster
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Pick Rate
66.7%
(8/12)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
1 acquisition here
Retainer Agreement
SMALL
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Retainer Agreement
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
List: $40
-30% OFF
Profit 10. When you sell this, permanently gain 1 Revenue.
Pick Rate
50.0%
(1/2)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Unpaid Intern
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Unpaid Intern
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding
List: $8
-30% OFF
Profit 30.
Pick Rate
34.7%
(84/242)
Win Rate
9.7%
(3W/28L)
Merchant Volume:
12 acquisitions here
Sketchy Contractor
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Sketchy Contractor
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.
Pick Rate
32.0%
(31/97)
Win Rate
8.0%
(2W/23L)
Merchant Volume:
5 acquisitions here
Shaved Yak
SMALL
ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Shaved Yak
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Pick Rate
28.8%
(40/139)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/7L)
Merchant Volume:
8 acquisitions here
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Pick Rate
28.6%
(10/35)
Win Rate
25.0%
(2W/6L)
Merchant Volume:
1 acquisition here
Bulk Discount
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Bulk Discount
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Pick Rate
28.4%
(19/67)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/1L)
Merchant Volume:
2 acquisitions here
Snail Mail
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Remove 4 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Snail Mail
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.
Pick Rate
27.6%
(40/145)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/11L)
Merchant Volume:
12 acquisitions here
Freelancer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Freelancer
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Pick Rate
27.5%
(46/167)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/21L)
Merchant Volume:
7 acquisitions here
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Hard Worker
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding
List: $8
-30% OFF
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Pick Rate
26.4%
(64/242)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/57L)
Merchant Volume:
11 acquisitions here
Fail Whale
LARGE
ANIMAL
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Fail Whale
Uncommon
▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$11 Funding
List: $16
-30% OFF
Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.
Pick Rate
26.4%
(33/125)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/4L)
Merchant Volume:
8 acquisitions here
Watchdog
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 25 Moat.
▸
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Watchdog
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Pick Rate
24.8%
(27/109)
Win Rate
3.8%
(1W/25L)
Merchant Volume:
12 acquisitions here
The Janitor
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
14.0
SEC
▸
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
The Janitor
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Pick Rate
24.1%
(7/29)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Security Guard
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 12 Moat.
▸
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Security Guard
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Pick Rate
22.6%
(21/93)
Win Rate
6.3%
(1W/15L)
Merchant Volume:
4 acquisitions here
Busy Receptionist
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Busy Receptionist
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding
List: $8
-30% OFF
Gain 15 Moat.
Pick Rate
22.4%
(46/205)
Win Rate
5.1%
(2W/37L)
Merchant Volume:
5 acquisitions here
Nepo Baby
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
▸
1s.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Nepo Baby
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.
Pick Rate
21.7%
(10/46)
Win Rate
16.7%
(2W/10L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Robot Worker
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Pick Rate
21.5%
(14/65)
Win Rate
5.6%
(3W/51L)
Merchant Volume:
1 acquisition here
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 3 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Ramen Budget
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Pick Rate
20.8%
(5/24)
Win Rate
20.0%
(1W/4L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Code Monkey
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Pick Rate
20.8%
(11/53)
Win Rate
5.6%
(2W/34L)
Merchant Volume:
2 acquisitions here
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Inflict 40 Loss.
Pick Rate
20.0%
(28/140)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/72L)
Merchant Volume:
6 acquisitions here
Loan Shark
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Loan Shark
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Pick Rate
19.6%
(9/46)
Win Rate
11.5%
(3W/23L)
Merchant Volume:
2 acquisitions here
Temp Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Temp Worker
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Pick Rate
18.9%
(14/74)
Win Rate
13.3%
(2W/13L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Side Hustle
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Side Hustle
Uncommon
▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
List: $18
-30% OFF
Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.
Pick Rate
17.0%
(9/53)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/1L)
Merchant Volume:
2 acquisitions here
Fliers
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Pick Rate
14.3%
(5/35)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/4L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding
List: $8
-30% OFF
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.
Pick Rate
10.3%
(4/39)
Win Rate
3.6%
(1W/27L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Move Fast
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸
Profit 30.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Move Fast
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.
Pick Rate
6.3%
(1/16)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/3L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Miracle Analyzer
MEDIUM
MACHINE
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 50.
▸
Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸
When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Miracle Analyzer
Rare
▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding
List: $22
-30% OFF
Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Solo Maintainer
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
List: $65
-30% OFF
Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Kombucha Tap
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding
List: $45
-30% OFF
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/1L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Dog-Friendly Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Dog-Friendly Office
Uncommon
▫▫ 2-Slot
$56 Funding
List: $80
-30% OFF
Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Security System
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Keycard
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Keycard
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Coffee Chat
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/2)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Catered Lunch
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Catered Lunch
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Gain 20 Moat. Your Employees produce +10 Moat.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
The Idea Guy
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Windfall 25%.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
The Idea Guy
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 10. Windfall 25%.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/2)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Goodwill Hunting
SMALL
SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Goodwill Hunting
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
List: $50
-30% OFF
When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Adoption Drive
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 5 Moat.
▸
When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Adoption Drive
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
List: $40
-30% OFF
Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Open House
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 8 Moat.
▸
When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Open House
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding
List: $60
-30% OFF
Gain 8 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Terrible Boss
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Terrible Boss
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
List: $20
-30% OFF
Inflict 40 Loss. Overwork your Burned Out Employees 1s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Loose Cannon
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding
List: $14
-30% OFF
Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/1L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Profit 10. Fast Track this 2s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/1)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Adrenaline Junkie
SMALL
HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Adrenaline Junkie
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/1)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Martyr Complex
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Martyr Complex
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Gain 40 Moat. When this Burns Out, gain 100 Moat.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Fire Marshal
SMALL
HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Fire Marshal
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding
List: $16
-30% OFF
Inflict 20 Loss for every Burned Out asset on the field.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Sympathy Card
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.
▸
5s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Sympathy Card
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Gain 30 Moat. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track your other assets 0.5s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Rage Quit
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 60 Loss.
▸
When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Rage Quit
Uncommon
▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding
List: $16
-30% OFF
Inflict 60 Loss. When this Burns Out, Liquidate it and inflict 200 Loss.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Space Heater
SMALL
MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Space Heater
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Pizza Party
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Pizza Party
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$7 Funding
List: $10
-30% OFF
Overwork adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/1L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here
Free Dinner After Eight
SMALL
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.
▸
5s.
▸
Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Free Dinner After Eight
Common
▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
List: $12
-30% OFF
Overwork the Employee to your right 1.5s. Whenever it Burns Out, Profit 40.
Pick Rate
0.0%
(0/0)
Win Rate
0.0%
(0W/0L)
Merchant Volume:
0 acquisitions here