STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Common Small

Coffee Chat

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.coffee_chat

Benefit

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

6.0 SEC

Profit 20. When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.

Base Cost: $18 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

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Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Classifieds

Curated Shelf Stock

0.7x Price

Benefits Broker

Tag Filter (Benefit)

1.0x Base Price

The Coffee Cart

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Break Room

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Corner Diner

Curated Shelf Stock

0.9x Price

Agile Transformation

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

The Bullpen

Curated Shelf Stock

0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

PICK RATE

21.9% (16 / 73 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

33.3% (1W / 2L)

-16.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

—

No filings

Baron

—

No filings

Sergei

100.0%

1W / 0L

Mom & Pop

0.0%

0W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Coffee Chat

3 Recent Runs

VICTORY

No Guardrails Corp

CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination

$931 Valuation

12 days ago

DEFEAT

Imperial Consolidated

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy

$935 Valuation

12 days ago

DEFEAT

Vrondar INC

CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy

$723 Valuation

14 days ago