Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Market Domination
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $931
- Final Liquid Funding
- $3,135
- Fiscal Review Record
- 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
✦ MVP ✦
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Litigious
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Daily Standup
SMALL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸
Inflict 120 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◆
#3
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#4
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#5
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#6
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $285 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $365 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $440 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $610 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $695 | 6 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 8 | $778 | 6 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 9 | $936 | 7 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 10 | $931 | 8 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of No Guardrails Corp is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
3L
4 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
25.0%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Robot Worker
SMALL
MACHINE
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 12 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Paparazzo
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Code Monkey
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 5.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Personal Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Paparazzo
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Paparazzo
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Personal Assistant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Paparazzo
SMALL
HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Union Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Daily Standup
SMALL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸
Inflict 120 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 60.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Daily Standup
SMALL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸
Inflict 120 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
+
+
+
+
+
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Daily Standup
SMALL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸
Inflict 120 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your assets act 0.2s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
+
Litigious
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
Kanban
MEDIUM
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸
Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Profit 60.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 3s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Coffee Chat
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
When either adjacent Employee activates, Fast Track both adjacent Employees 0.5s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Litigious
Caffeine Addict
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Fast Track this 2s.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 15 Loss.
▸
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scrum Master
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Forensic Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1.5s.
▸
Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 30 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Copywriter
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Scandal.
▸
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Daily Standup
SMALL
SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Employees by 1s.
▸
Inflict 120 Loss for each Employee you control.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Policies
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
POLICY
PRO
▸
Your assets act 0.4s faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 3s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Permanently gain +100 Valuation.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Employee ×6
Employee / 6 assets- Solo Maintainer
- Caffeine Addict
- Middle Manager
- Scrum Master
- Forensic Accountant
- Copywriter
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Human ×6
Human / 6 assets- Solo Maintainer
- Caffeine Addict
- Middle Manager
- Scrum Master
- Forensic Accountant
- Copywriter
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Kanban
- Daily Standup
-
Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Coffee Chat
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