MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Personal Assistant
Uncommon Small

Personal Assistant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.personal_assistant
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
— PASSIVE
When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Base Cost: $18 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

3 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
16.7% (1 / 6 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
100.0% (1W / 0L)

+50.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
100.0%
1W / 0L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Personal Assistant

1 Recent Runs
VICTORY
Third Generation Holdings
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$880 Valuation
14 days ago