MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.headhunters
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Executive Headhunters
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.56 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–6

Executive Headhunters

“Dossiers of specialized corporate staff quietly poached from your competitors.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.headhunters

Hire experienced employees

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Dynamic Tag Filter: Employee (80 Eligible Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Advisor (17 sold) Scrum Master (17 sold) Corporate Mole (15 sold) Guinea Pig (15 sold) Account Manager (14 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
57.0% (187 / 328 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.56 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.56 cards per stop (39% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
292 items ($4,250 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (22 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$31 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$57 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$147 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$2 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$36 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Executive Headhunters's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 74 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Chef

Chef

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Chef

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.

Pick Rate 44.0% (11/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 41.7% (15/36)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 18
1-SLOT
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Night Watchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 18 Moat.

Pick Rate 40.0% (4/10)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 34.6% (27/78)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 12 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Nurse

Nurse

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Nurse

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s. Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 33.3% (11/33)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Quiet Quitter

Quiet Quitter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Quiet Quitter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 20. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 33.3% (14/42)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Product Designer

Product Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Product Designer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Teacher

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 33.3% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14
1-SLOT
Pilot

Pilot

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Your Vehicles act 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Pilot

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 14 Loss. Your Vehicles act 10% faster.

Pick Rate 33.3% (7/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Scientist

Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Scientist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 33.0% (86/261)
Win Rate 7.4% (2W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 32.8% (75/229)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 32.8% (20/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.

Pick Rate 32.7% (37/113)
Win Rate 40.0% (4W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 32.5% (13/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
People Ops

People Ops

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

People Ops

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.

Pick Rate 32.4% (11/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 31.6% (99/313)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Engineer

Security Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Security Engineer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.3% (5/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 29.7% (138/464)
Win Rate 10.9% (7W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Animal Handler

Animal Handler

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Animal Handler

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 28.6% (6/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 28.2% (22/78)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.8% (73/263)
Win Rate 20.0% (8W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 17 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Driver

Driver

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Driver

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s. Profit 8.

Pick Rate 27.5% (14/51)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 27.2% (100/368)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 15 acquisitions here
▲ 5
1-SLOT
Inventory Clerk

Inventory Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Restock the asset to your left 1.
▸ Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Inventory Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Restock the asset to your left 1. Profit 5 for each asset you have with Stock.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Restock an adjacent asset 3.

Pick Rate 26.3% (60/228)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.5% (35/137)
Win Rate 26.9% (7W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 24.9% (114/458)
Win Rate 5.2% (4W/73L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $26
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.4% (93/381)
Win Rate 8.5% (4W/43L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (45/185)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (32/132)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 24.1% (90/374)
Win Rate 23.8% (5W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 15 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 24.0% (43/179)
Win Rate 8.9% (5W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $60
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.8% (10/42)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 16
1-SLOT
Researcher

Researcher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Researcher

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 16. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 23.8% (5/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.6% (45/191)
Win Rate 26.1% (6W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 17 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
1-SLOT
Solo Maintainer

Solo Maintainer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Solo Maintainer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$57 Funding List: $55
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 15. When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.

Pick Rate 23.5% (4/17)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.5% (91/404)
Win Rate 10.5% (8W/68L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 5
1-SLOT
Caffeine Addict

Caffeine Addict

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Fast Track this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Caffeine Addict

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 5. Fast Track this 2s.

Pick Rate 22.2% (10/45)
Win Rate 66.7% (8W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 21.4% (80/374)
Win Rate 13.7% (7W/44L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Comeback Kid

Comeback Kid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Comeback Kid

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. When this stops being Burned Out, permanently gain +10 Profit.

Pick Rate 20.7% (12/58)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.1% (38/189)
Win Rate 18.2% (6W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Barista

Barista

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Barista

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.

Pick Rate 20.0% (9/45)
Win Rate 28.6% (2W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Remote Worker

Remote Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Remote Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$73 Funding List: $70
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat. Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.

Pick Rate 20.0% (2/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Bootstrapper

Bootstrapper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Bootstrapper

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tech Writer

Tech Writer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Tech Writer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.

Pick Rate 19.5% (8/41)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Technician

Technician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Technician

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.

Pick Rate 19.1% (9/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Loyal Worker

Loyal Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Loyal Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $40
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. When one of your assets is Liquidated, Overwork this 2s.

Pick Rate 18.2% (8/44)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 18.2% (44/242)
Win Rate 12.9% (4W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 18.0% (32/178)
Win Rate 26.3% (5W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.0% (25/139)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 17.6% (15/85)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 17.4% (42/242)
Win Rate 6.9% (9W/122L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Union Worker

Union Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Union Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, Slow all Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 16.9% (10/59)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Personal Assistant

Personal Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
PASSIVE
▸ When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Personal Assistant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

When the Employee to your left activates, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 18
1-SLOT
Cashier

Cashier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 18.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Cashier

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 18.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Loose Cannon

Loose Cannon

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Loose Cannon

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$57 Funding List: $55
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 50 Loss. Scale +2 while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 16.3% (7/43)
Win Rate 37.5% (3W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 16.1% (34/211)
Win Rate 13.8% (8W/50L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.1% (23/143)
Win Rate 13.8% (13W/81L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 15.9% (27/170)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 150
1-SLOT
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Rest & Vest

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 150.

Pick Rate 15.6% (7/45)
Win Rate 29.4% (5W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Forensic Accountant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$57 Funding List: $55
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 14.4% (15/104)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Support Rep

Support Rep

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Support Rep

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 14.3% (1/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 100
1-SLOT
Office Bully

Office Bully

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 100 Loss.
▸ Liquidate a random friendly Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Office Bully

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 100 Loss. Liquidate a random friendly Employee.

Pick Rate 13.3% (4/30)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$27 Funding List: $26
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 12.9% (20/155)
Win Rate 11.8% (9W/67L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$47 Funding List: $45
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.2% (6/49)
Win Rate 25.9% (21W/60L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Chief of Staff

Chief of Staff

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s.
▸ At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Chief of Staff

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Executive Assistant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 10.5% (11/105)
Win Rate 25.0% (5W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Server Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$25 Funding List: $24
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.

Pick Rate 5.0% (1/20)
Win Rate 100.0% (3W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Skillful Mentor

Skillful Mentor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Skillful Mentor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

A random Employee of yours gains +40 Profit. When you sell this, upgrade a random Employee.

Pick Rate 4.8% (1/21)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$78 Funding List: $75
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 2.2% (1/45)
Win Rate 23.5% (16W/52L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Physicist

Physicist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Physicist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Apprentice

Apprentice

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Apprentice

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Whenever an adjacent Employee activates, this permanently gains +3 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/7)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Long Term Employee

Long Term Employee

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Long Term Employee

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$36 Funding List: $35
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30. Gain 10 Moat. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Grandkid

Grandkid

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Grandkid

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
QA Tester

QA Tester

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit the asset to your left for 1s.
▸ It permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

QA Tester

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Audit the asset to your left for 1s. It permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ▼ 10
3-SLOT
Kitchen Sink

Kitchen Sink

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE PROPERTY BENEFIT SERVICE SCHEME HUMAN EMPLOYEE ANIMAL VEHICLE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share.
▸ Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s.
▸ Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Kitchen Sink

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$57 Funding List: $55
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Inflict 10 Loss. Gain 10 Moat, 1 Revenue and 10% Market Share. Apply 1 Debt and 2 Scandal to the rival. Remove 1 of your Debt and 1 of your Scandal. Fast Track an adjacent asset 0.5s. Slow a random rival asset 0.5s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here