MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Animal Lover
Common Small

Animal Lover

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.animal_lover
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Base Cost: $35 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
HR Department
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
31.6% (99 / 313 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 16L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 5L
Sergei
0.0%
0W / 4L
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 6L

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DEFEAT
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about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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$775 Valuation
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DEFEAT
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$485 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
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CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$2,020 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
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CEO Mom & Pop • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$540 Valuation
about 2 months ago