MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.staffing_agency
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Staffing Agency
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.1 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–4

Staffing Agency

“A vendor with fresh hires. Restocks as you buy.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.staffing_agency

Hire staff and contractors

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 90
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (77 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Collections Agent (10 sold) Animal Lover (9 sold) Data Scientist (9 sold) Marketing Strategist (9 sold) Office Manager (8 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
46.4% (102 / 220 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.1 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.1 cards per stop (53% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
214 items ($2484 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (9 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$12 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$12 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$12 NEW UNIT about 7 hours ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$10 UPGRADE 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Staffing Agency's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

72 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 50 Loss.
When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 70.0% (7/10)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 66.7% (8/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 50.0% (12/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 50.0% (3/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Slow a rival asset 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 46.7% (7/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 45.0% (18/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 44.4% (24/54)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 44.4% (52/117)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.
8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 39.4% (13/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 15.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 39.2% (47/120)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Gain 10 Moat.
Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 37.8% (17/45)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 37.5% (6/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 37.1% (23/62)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 14 Loss.
Profit 10.
Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 36.2% (47/130)
Win Rate 5.0% (1W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 35.3% (6/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 34.9% (68/195)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 34.7% (84/242)
Win Rate 9.7% (3W/28L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 34.0% (16/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Pick Rate 33.3% (40/120)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Gain 3 Revenue.
First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 32.7% (16/49)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 32.6% (28/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Windfall 25%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 32.0% (31/97)
Win Rate 8.0% (2W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 31.8% (7/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 400
1-SLOT
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Collections Agent

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (24/76)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Profit 15.
When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 31.4% (11/35)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Profit 15 for each Human you control.
When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Multi-Level Marketer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 30.8% (4/13)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Profit 15.
Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Life Coach

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 30.4% (7/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 30 Moat.
Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.2% (26/89)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 28.6% (10/35)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 28.2% (11/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 28.1% (27/96)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Apply 4 Scandal.
Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.5% (46/167)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 30.
While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 27.1% (54/199)
Win Rate 10.0% (3W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Apply 1 Debt.
Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 26.8% (11/41)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
Apply 3 Debt.
Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 18.2% (2W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 26.4% (64/242)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 15 Loss.
When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.3% (24/95)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Gain 20 Moat.
When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.1% (47/187)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/38L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Profit 10.
Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 12 ◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
Profit 12.
Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Regular Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 24.1% (7/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 22.8% (23/101)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
Gain 12 Moat.
When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (46/205)
Win Rate 5.1% (2W/37L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 2 Revenue.
Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.
1s.
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 21.7% (10/46)
Win Rate 16.7% (2W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 12 Loss.
Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.5% (14/65)
Win Rate 5.6% (3W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 5.
Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 5.6% (2W/34L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
Gain 1 Revenue.
Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 20.3% (14/69)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (28/140)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/72L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Gain 40 Moat.
Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. Adjacent Employees cannot be Audited.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 18 Loss.
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.
5s.

Business Coach

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Inflict 50 Loss.
Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.9% (14/74)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Valuation Consultant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 17.6% (12/68)
Win Rate 14.3% (1W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
Inflict 10 Loss.
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 16.5% (21/127)
Win Rate 4.5% (1W/21L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 45
1-SLOT
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 45.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Payday Loan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.9% (7/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.8% (4/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 50 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 14.3% (5/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Inflict 30 Loss.
Profit 20.
Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 12.7% (7W/48L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Profit 20.
Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 10.3% (4/39)
Win Rate 3.6% (1W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 10.1% (8/79)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Executive Assistant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 7.7% (4/52)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 3.4% (1/29)
Win Rate 14.6% (7W/41L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal.
When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Headhunter

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$25 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 9.1% (1W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here