MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.staffing_agency
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Staffing Agency
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.74 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–4

Staffing Agency

“A vendor with fresh hires. Restocks as you buy.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.staffing_agency

Hire staff and contractors

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 90
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (108 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Collections Agent (15 sold) Snail Mail (14 sold) Animal Lover (13 sold) Data Scientist (12 sold) Account Manager (11 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
42.1% (194 / 461 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.74 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.74 cards per stop (44% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
338 items ($4,264 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (15 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$22 NEW UNIT 19 minutes ago
$8 NEW UNIT 42 minutes ago
$8 NEW UNIT 42 minutes ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$4 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 8 days ago
$14 NEW UNIT 8 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Staffing Agency's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 101 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 7 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Content Creator

Content Creator

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Content Creator

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Chef

Chef

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Chef

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.

Pick Rate 50.0% (2/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Streamer

Streamer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ Windfall 25%.
▸ Overwork this 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Streamer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 8. Windfall 25%. Overwork this 0.5s.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Union Buster

Union Buster

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Union Buster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Slow a rival Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 45.8% (11/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Receptionist

Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.

Pick Rate 44.0% (11/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
Translator

Translator

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Translator

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.

Pick Rate 42.1% (8/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
The Bookkeeper

The Bookkeeper

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

The Bookkeeper

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.

Pick Rate 41.7% (15/36)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Business Coach

Business Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸ Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.

Business Coach

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.

Pick Rate 38.5% (5/13)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Loyal Clerk

Loyal Clerk

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Loyal Clerk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 34.6% (27/78)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 12 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Nurse

Nurse

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Nurse

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s. Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 33.3% (11/33)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 33.3% (9/27)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14
1-SLOT
Pilot

Pilot

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Your Vehicles act 10% faster.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Pilot

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 14 Loss. Your Vehicles act 10% faster.

Pick Rate 33.3% (7/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Product Designer

Product Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Product Designer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.

Pick Rate 33.3% (6/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 4
1-SLOT
Instructor

Instructor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Instructor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Your Employees gain +4 Moat.

Pick Rate 33.3% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Teacher

Teacher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Teacher

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 33.3% (4/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Scientist

Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Scientist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 33.0% (86/261)
Win Rate 7.4% (2W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Account Manager

Account Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Gain 30% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Account Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.

Pick Rate 32.8% (75/229)
Win Rate 4.3% (1W/22L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mathematician

Mathematician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Mathematician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.

Pick Rate 32.8% (20/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Prompt Engineer

Prompt Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Prompt Engineer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.

Pick Rate 32.7% (37/113)
Win Rate 40.0% (4W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 32.5% (13/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
People Ops

People Ops

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

People Ops

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.

Pick Rate 32.4% (11/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 32.0% (8/25)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Weekend Help

Weekend Help

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Weekend Help

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 31.6% (99/313)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 13 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Engineer

Security Engineer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Security Engineer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.3% (5/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Life Coach

Life Coach

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Life Coach

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 30.8% (16/52)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Early Adopter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +8 Valuation.

Pick Rate 30.8% (8/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Legal Department

Legal Department

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Slow a rival asset 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Legal Department

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.

Pick Rate 30.8% (8/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 30.6% (19/62)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 29.8% (25/84)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Unpaid Intern

Unpaid Intern

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Unpaid Intern

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 29.7% (138/464)
Win Rate 10.9% (7W/57L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Animal Handler

Animal Handler

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Animal Handler

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 28.6% (6/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Skeleton Crew

Skeleton Crew

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Skeleton Crew

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 28.2% (22/78)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.8% (73/263)
Win Rate 20.0% (8W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Driver

Driver

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s.
▸ Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Driver

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s. Profit 8.

Pick Rate 27.5% (14/51)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 27.5% (57/207)
Win Rate 11.3% (6W/47L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 400
1-SLOT
Collections Agent

Collections Agent

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Collections Agent

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.

Pick Rate 27.3% (42/154)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 15 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding
LIST PRICE

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 27.2% (100/368)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 16
1-SLOT
Electrician

Electrician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 16 Moat.
▸ At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Electrician

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Restock an adjacent asset 3.

Pick Rate 26.3% (60/228)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 26.1% (88/337)
Win Rate 6.5% (2W/29L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Nepo Baby

Nepo Baby

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Nepo Baby

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 25.8% (23/89)
Win Rate 17.6% (3W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Mechanic

Mechanic

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s.
▸ Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Mechanic

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.5% (35/137)
Win Rate 26.9% (7W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Influencer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.0% (1/4)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Happy Customer

Happy Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Happy Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.

Pick Rate 25.0% (3/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Hard Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Pick Rate 24.9% (114/458)
Win Rate 5.2% (4W/73L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.4% (93/381)
Win Rate 8.5% (4W/43L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▲ 80 ◈ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 80. Gain 80 Moat. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 24.4% (78/320)
Win Rate 5.6% (1W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 14 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (26/107)
Win Rate 33.3% (4W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (45/185)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (32/132)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (129/532)
Win Rate 10.5% (6W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 24.1% (90/374)
Win Rate 23.8% (5W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Analyst

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 24.0% (43/179)
Win Rate 8.9% (5W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Social Media Manager

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$60 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.8% (10/42)
Win Rate 7.7% (1W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 16
1-SLOT
Researcher

Researcher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Researcher

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 16. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 23.8% (5/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
2-SLOT
Advisor

Advisor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Advisor

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.6% (45/191)
Win Rate 26.1% (6W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
▲ 12 ◈ 6
1-SLOT
Regular Customer

Regular Customer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Gain 6 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Regular Customer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.5% (4/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Security Guard

Security Guard

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Security Guard

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.7% (41/181)
Win Rate 5.9% (1W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 25
1-SLOT
True Believer

True Believer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

True Believer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.

Pick Rate 22.6% (21/93)
Win Rate 5.3% (1W/18L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.5% (91/404)
Win Rate 10.5% (8W/68L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 21.4% (80/374)
Win Rate 13.7% (7W/44L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 25 Moat.
▸ Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 21.2% (48/226)
Win Rate 11.1% (4W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Data Scientist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.1% (38/189)
Win Rate 18.2% (6W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 12 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Barista

Barista

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Barista

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.

Pick Rate 20.0% (9/45)
Win Rate 28.6% (2W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Spy

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 20.0% (7/35)
Win Rate 4.0% (1W/24L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 14
1-SLOT
Doctor

Doctor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 14.
▸ Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Doctor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 14. Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Tech Writer

Tech Writer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Tech Writer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.

Pick Rate 19.5% (8/41)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 19.4% (12/62)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Technician

Technician

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Technician

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.

Pick Rate 19.1% (9/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 50 ▲ 70
1-SLOT
Bankruptcy Lawyer

Bankruptcy Lawyer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Bankruptcy Lawyer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$70 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.

Pick Rate 18.4% (16/87)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Project Manager

Project Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Project Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 18.2% (44/242)
Win Rate 12.9% (4W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Accountant

Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Remove 4 Debt.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Accountant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 18.0% (32/178)
Win Rate 26.3% (5W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Temp Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 18.0% (25/139)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Compliance Officer

Compliance Officer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
▸ Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Compliance Officer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 17.6% (15/85)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Multi-Level Marketer

Multi-Level Marketer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each Human you control.
▸ When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Multi-Level Marketer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 17.6% (6/34)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Consultant

Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Consultant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss.

Pick Rate 17.4% (42/242)
Win Rate 6.9% (9W/122L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Headhunter

Headhunter

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Headhunter

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$90 Funding
LIST PRICE

Liquidate the smallest rival asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15 ◈ 5
1-SLOT
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Middle Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 16.1% (34/211)
Win Rate 13.8% (8W/50L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.1% (23/143)
Win Rate 13.8% (13W/81L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Recruiter

Recruiter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Recruiter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 12. When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.

Pick Rate 16.1% (5/31)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 15.9% (27/170)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Forensic Accountant

Forensic Accountant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s.
▸ Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Forensic Accountant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 26.7% (4W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 15.0% (3/20)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60
1-SLOT
Payday Loan

Payday Loan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Payday Loan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 14.9% (15/101)
Win Rate 7.1% (1W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Valuation Consultant

Valuation Consultant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Remove 2 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Valuation Consultant

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 14.5% (18/124)
Win Rate 22.2% (2W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
In-House Counsel

In-House Counsel

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

In-House Counsel

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.

Pick Rate 14.4% (15/104)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Support Rep

Support Rep

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Support Rep

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 14.3% (1/7)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 13.3% (6/45)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 12.9% (20/155)
Win Rate 11.8% (9W/67L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 12.8% (11/86)
Win Rate 12.2% (5W/36L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 12.7% (7/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.2% (6/49)
Win Rate 25.9% (21W/60L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10 ▼ 25
1-SLOT
Neighborhood Watch

Neighborhood Watch

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Neighborhood Watch

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.

Pick Rate 12.0% (3/25)
Win Rate 12.5% (1W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Chief of Staff

Chief of Staff

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s.
▸ At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Chief of Staff

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
1-SLOT
Clutch Advisor

Clutch Advisor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Clutch Advisor

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.

Pick Rate 11.1% (1/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Executive Assistant

Executive Assistant

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Employee to your left 2s.
▸ Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Executive Assistant

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.

Pick Rate 10.5% (11/105)
Win Rate 25.0% (5W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Volunteer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Pick Rate 8.5% (6/71)
Win Rate 6.1% (3W/46L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Server Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.

Pick Rate 5.0% (1/20)
Win Rate 100.0% (3W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 250
1-SLOT
Mom

Mom

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Mom

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$75 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.

Pick Rate 2.2% (1/45)
Win Rate 23.5% (16W/52L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Physicist

Physicist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s.
▸ Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Physicist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
QA Tester

QA Tester

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit the asset to your left for 1s.
▸ It permanently gains +2 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

QA Tester

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit the asset to your left for 1s. It permanently gains +2 Profit.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here