Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics
Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:
Commerce Performance Telemetry
Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.
Founders buy an average of 1.74 cards per stop (44% shelf clearance of 4 slots).
Gross inventory acquired across all runs (15 upgrades purchased).
Recent Merchant Sales
Executive Transaction Audit| Asset Sold | Price | Type | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| $22 | NEW UNIT | 19 minutes ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 42 minutes ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 42 minutes ago | |
| $10 | NEW UNIT | 7 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago | |
| $4 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago | |
| $14 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago | |
| $8 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago | |
| $14 | NEW UNIT | 8 days ago |
Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options
All eligible corporate assets rolled on Staffing Agency's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.
Content Creator
Content Creator
Inflict 5 Loss for each different Tag on your board.
Chef
Chef
Profit 12. Adjacent assets with Stock Profit +8.
Streamer
Streamer
Profit 8. Windfall 25%. Overwork this 0.5s.
Union Buster
Union Buster
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Receptionist
Receptionist
Gain 10 Moat. Adjacent assets cannot be Slowed.
Translator
Translator
Gain 30% Market Share. Inflict 12 Loss.
The Bookkeeper
The Bookkeeper
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Business Coach
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Loyal Clerk
Loyal Clerk
Profit 20 for each adjacent Human.
Nurse
Nurse
Gain 12 Moat. Slow one of your Burned Out Humans 2s. Whenever one of your Humans recovers from Burnout, Profit 20.
Evangelist
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Pilot
Pilot
Inflict 14 Loss. Your Vehicles act 10% faster.
Product Designer
Product Designer
Gain 12 Moat. Adjacent Machines and AIs Profit +8.
Instructor
Instructor
Your Employees gain +4 Moat.
Teacher
Teacher
The Employee to your right permanently gains +2 Profit.
Scientist
Scientist
Gain 15 Moat. Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.
Pitchman
Pitchman
Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.
Account Manager
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Mathematician
Mathematician
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
Prompt Engineer
Prompt Engineer
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s.
Office Hamster
Office Hamster
Profit 10.
People Ops
People Ops
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your Benefits activates, Fast Track a random Employee 0.5s.
The Handyman
The Handyman
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Weekend Help
Weekend Help
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Animal Lover
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Security Engineer
Security Engineer
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever a rival Scheme activates, gain 10 Moat.
Life Coach
Life Coach
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Early Adopter
Early Adopter
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
Legal Department
Legal Department
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
IT Support
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Community Manager
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Intern
Profit 30.
Local Supplier
Local Supplier
Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Animal Handler
Animal Handler
Restock adjacent Animals 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Whenever an adjacent Animal is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Skeleton Crew
Skeleton Crew
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Gain 10 Moat. Apply 1 Debt.
Scrum Master
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Driver
Driver
Fast Track the Vehicle to your right 2s. Profit 8.
Sketchy Contractor
Sketchy Contractor
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.
Collections Agent
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Corporate Mole
Corporate Mole
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Electrician
Electrician
Gain 16 Moat. At the start of the battle, Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Office Manager
Office Manager
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Freelancer
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Nepo Baby
Nepo Baby
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.
Mechanic
Mechanic
Fast Track adjacent Vehicles 1s. Whenever one of your Vehicles is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Copywriter
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Influencer
Influencer
Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.
Happy Customer
Happy Customer
Profit 10. Your other Happy Customers Profit +5.
Hard Worker
Hard Worker
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Busy Receptionist
Busy Receptionist
Gain 15 Moat.
Snail Mail
Snail Mail
Profit 80. Gain 80 Moat. Remove 4 Debt.
Marketing Strategist
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Chief Storyteller
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Keynote Speaker
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Rubber Duck
Rubber Duck
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Data Analyst
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Social Media Manager
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Researcher
Researcher
Profit 16. Windfall 50%.
Advisor
Advisor
Fast Track adjacent assets 2s. Profit 30.
Regular Customer
Regular Customer
Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.
Security Guard
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
True Believer
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Graphic Designer
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Salesperson
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Watchdog
Watchdog
Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
10X Coder
10X Coder
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.
Data Scientist
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Barista
Barista
Fast Track your slowest Employee 2s.
Superfan
Superfan
Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Corporate Spy
Corporate Spy
Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Doctor
Doctor
Profit 14. Whenever one of your Humans is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Tech Writer
Tech Writer
Gain 10 Moat. When you sell this, upgrade a random Machine.
The Janitor
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Technician
Technician
Profit 15. Whenever one of your Machines is Slowed, Fast Track it 2s.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Project Manager
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Accountant
Accountant
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Temp Worker
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Compliance Officer
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Multi-Level Marketer
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Consultant
Consultant
Inflict 40 Loss.
Headhunter
Headhunter
Liquidate the smallest rival asset.
Middle Manager
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Robot Worker
Robot Worker
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Recruiter
Recruiter
Profit 12. When you sell this, gain a random small Employee.
Fat Cat
Fat Cat
Profit 100. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.
Forensic Accountant
Forensic Accountant
Audit the rival's fastest asset 1s. Whenever a rival asset is Audited, inflict 15 Loss.
Lobbyist
Lobbyist
Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.
Brand Ambassador
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Payday Loan
Payday Loan
Profit 60. Gain 1 Debt.
Valuation Consultant
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
In-House Counsel
In-House Counsel
Gain 40 Moat. When one of your Employees would be Audited, this is Audited instead.
Support Rep
Support Rep
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, gain 10 Moat.
Paid Reporter
Paid Reporter
Apply 5 Scandal.
Code Monkey
Code Monkey
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Loan Shark
Loan Shark
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
Underdog Story
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Pop
Pop
Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Chief of Staff
Chief of Staff
Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Clutch Advisor
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Executive Assistant
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Volunteer
Volunteer
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.
Server Monkey
Server Monkey
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Mom
Mom
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Physicist
Physicist
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1.5s. Whenever an adjacent Machine activates, inflict 10 Loss.
QA Tester
QA Tester
Audit the asset to your left for 1s. It permanently gains +2 Profit.