MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.sergei.server_monkey
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Server Monkey
Common Small Sergei

Server Monkey

Filing Identifier: asset.sergei.server_monkey
Animal Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Base Cost: $24 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Fast Track Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Server Farm
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Agile Transformation
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Bullpen
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Racetrack
Curated Shelf Stock
1.1x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
5.0% (1 / 20 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
100.0% (3W / 0L)

+50.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
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No filings
100.0%
3W / 0L
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Server Monkey

3 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$975 Valuation
16 days ago