MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.racetrack
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
The Racetrack
Asset Market 🏷️ +10% PREMIUM 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.83 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 2–7

The Racetrack

“Tote board, torn tickets, and a man who will tell you the odds if you ask twice.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.racetrack

Buy Windfall and Scale long shots

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +10% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (29 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
The Idea Guy (3 sold) Freelancer (2 sold) Pitchman (2 sold) Price Gouging (1 sold) Adrenaline Junkie (1 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
20.9% (18 / 86 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.83 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.83 cards per stop (28% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
15 items ($370 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (1 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$24 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$61 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$52 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$13 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$17 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$19 UPGRADE 15 days ago
$26 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$26 NEW UNIT 16 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Racetrack's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 20 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 8 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Streamer

Streamer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ Windfall 25%.
▸ Overwork this 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Streamer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 8. Windfall 25%. Overwork this 0.5s.

Pick Rate 50.0% (1/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Scientist

Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Scientist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. Your Machines and AIs have +10% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 33.3% (1/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 14 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Pitchman

Pitchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 14 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 20%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Pitchman

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$19 Funding List: $18
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.

Pick Rate 33.0% (86/261)
Win Rate 7.4% (2W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ▼ 10
1-SLOT
Two-Pizza Team

Two-Pizza Team

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Two-Pizza Team

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$44 Funding List: $40
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 30. Inflict 10 Loss. Scale +1 while you control 2 or fewer Employees.

Pick Rate 28.0% (7/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Scrum Master

Scrum Master

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 15.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Scrum Master

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $24
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 27.8% (73/263)
Win Rate 20.0% (8W/32L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 30
2-SLOT
Sketchy Contractor

Sketchy Contractor

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Sketchy Contractor

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 27.5% (57/207)
Win Rate 11.3% (6W/47L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 50
2-SLOT
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Satellite

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$26 Funding List: $24
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 50 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $14
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 26.2% (11/42)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Freelancer

Freelancer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Freelancer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $24
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.

Pick Rate 26.1% (88/337)
Win Rate 6.5% (2W/29L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
The Idea Guy

The Idea Guy

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
3.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

The Idea Guy

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (10/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Asteroid Mining

Asteroid Mining

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15 for each of your Vehicles.
▸ Windfall 25%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Asteroid Mining

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 15 for each of your Vehicles. Windfall 25%.

Pick Rate 25.0% (2/8)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 16
1-SLOT
Researcher

Researcher

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 16.
▸ Windfall 50%.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Researcher

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $12
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 16. Windfall 50%.

Pick Rate 23.8% (5/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 25 Loss.
▸ Windfall 10%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Black Swan

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $10
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 22.9% (24/105)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 3
2-SLOT
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Price Gouging

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 21.9% (14/64)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
10X Coder

10X Coder

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Scale 2.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

10X Coder

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$33 Funding List: $30
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 20.8% (11/53)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Adrenaline Junkie

Adrenaline Junkie

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Windfall 40% while Burned Out.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Adrenaline Junkie

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Windfall 40% while Burned Out.

Pick Rate 18.2% (8/44)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Offshore Account

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 17.1% (6/35)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 12
1-SLOT
Mobile App

Mobile App

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 12.
▸ Windfall 25%.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Mobile App

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $24
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 12. Windfall 25%. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Service.

Pick Rate 16.7% (4/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20 ▲ 5
1-SLOT
Code Monkey

Code Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 5.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Code Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding List: $26
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.

Pick Rate 12.9% (20/155)
Win Rate 11.8% (9W/67L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Underdog Story

Underdog Story

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Underdog Story

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding List: $22
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.

Pick Rate 12.7% (7/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Chief of Staff

Chief of Staff

BASIC
MEDIUM HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s.
▸ At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Chief of Staff

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding List: $20
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track your most valuable other asset 1s. At the start of battle, it gains Scale +1.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 18
2-SLOT
Call Center

Call Center

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Scale 2.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Call Center

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding List: $28
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 18 Moat. Remove 1 Scandal. Scale 2.

Pick Rate 11.1% (3/27)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
2-SLOT
Garage

Garage

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s.
▸ Scale +1 while this is your only Property.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Property.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Garage

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$60 Funding List: $55
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Scale +1 while this is your only Property. When you sell this, gain a random Property.

Pick Rate 9.1% (1/11)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Server Monkey

Server Monkey

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s.
▸ Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Server Monkey

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding List: $24
+10% PREMIUM

Fast Track adjacent Machines 1s. Scale +1 while adjacent to an AI.

Pick Rate 5.0% (1/20)
Win Rate 100.0% (3W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2 ◈ 40
3-SLOT
Government Contract

Government Contract

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Government Contract

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 2 Revenue. Gain 40 Moat. Scale +1 while you have no Scandal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
Waitlist

Waitlist

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Human.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Waitlist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $50
+10% PREMIUM

Gain 12 Moat. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival. When you sell this, gain a random small Human.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/3)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
2-SLOT
Spaghetti Code

Spaghetti Code

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Adjacent assets have Scale +1.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Spaghetti Code

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$38 Funding List: $35
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict 15 Loss. Adjacent assets have Scale +1. Whenever an adjacent asset activates, gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Secret Sauce

Secret Sauce

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Secret Sauce

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $10
+10% PREMIUM

Profit 10. Adjacent assets have +15% Windfall chance.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 5
1-SLOT
Eat the Rich

Eat the Rich

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 5% of the rival's Cash.
▸ Scale +1 while the rival has more Cash than you.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.

Eat the Rich

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $16
+10% PREMIUM

Inflict Loss equal to 5% of the rival's Cash. Scale +1 while the rival has more Cash than you.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here