MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4

Boardroom Analytics

Macro trends across founders, corporate rivals, adopted policies, dilemmas, and vendor traffic.

CEO Retention & Funnel
Founders

CEO Retention & Funnel

Funnel & dropoff telemetry

Rivals & Encounters
Competition

Rivals & Encounters

Win rates & bout telemetry

Policy Performance
Directives

Policy Performance

Adoption & win rate meta

Dilemmas (Choices)
Decisions

Dilemmas (Choices)

Decision branch distribution

Vendors & Purchases
Commerce Active

Vendors & Purchases

Foot traffic & sales

Grants & Gifts
Endowments

Grants & Gifts

Offer conversion & windfalls

Total Foot Traffic
3,856 / 11,154 offers
Pick Rate
34.6%
Total Sales
5,490 items ($106,744)
Top Merchant
Campus Career Fair
386 sales (2.51 / visit)
Staffing Agency

Hire staff and contractors

Pick Rate 42.1%
194 Visits / 461 Offers
Sales 338
Total Units Sold
Executive Headhunters

Hire experienced employees

Pick Rate 57.0%
187 Visits / 328 Offers
Sales 292
Total Units Sold
The Corner Kiosk

Buy small 1-slot assets

Pick Rate 45.7%
175 Visits / 383 Offers
Sales 383
Total Units Sold
Campus Career Fair

Hire junior talent at 20% off

Pick Rate 44.1%
154 Visits / 349 Offers
Sales 386
Total Units Sold
The Consortium

Hire operatives and buy schemes

Pick Rate 48.0%
153 Visits / 319 Offers
Sales 206
Total Units Sold
Strategic Consultancy

Adopt corporate policies

Pick Rate 55.4%
153 Visits / 276 Offers
Sales 0
Total Units Sold
The Fixer

Buy shady schemes

Pick Rate 42.3%
150 Visits / 355 Offers
Sales 186
Total Units Sold
Freelance Marketplace

Hire freelancers at 25% off

Pick Rate 31.9%
145 Visits / 455 Offers
Sales 320
Total Units Sold
The Day Labor Corner

Hire day workers at half price

Pick Rate 48.5%
143 Visits / 295 Offers
Sales 302
Total Units Sold
HR Department

Hire HR and operations staff

Pick Rate 45.5%
131 Visits / 288 Offers
Sales 158
Total Units Sold
Agency Row

Hire agencies and contractors

Pick Rate 36.1%
117 Visits / 324 Offers
Sales 180
Total Units Sold
Liquidators

Buy surplus assets at 30% off

Pick Rate 44.8%
113 Visits / 252 Offers
Sales 215
Total Units Sold
The Classifieds

Buy odd jobs and local help at 30% off

Pick Rate 40.7%
109 Visits / 268 Offers
Sales 151
Total Units Sold
Office Max

Buy office gear and furniture

Pick Rate 26.9%
97 Visits / 360 Offers
Sales 132
Total Units Sold
The Estate Sale

Buy vintage property and heirlooms

Pick Rate 28.4%
95 Visits / 335 Offers
Sales 95
Total Units Sold
The Press Room

Buy PR and media assets

Pick Rate 30.2%
89 Visits / 295 Offers
Sales 78
Total Units Sold
Foreclosure Auction

Buy foreclosed property at half price

Pick Rate 27.7%
86 Visits / 310 Offers
Sales 73
Total Units Sold
The Flea Market

Buy second-hand assets at 20% off

Pick Rate 27.2%
84 Visits / 309 Offers
Sales 113
Total Units Sold
The Night Shift

Hire night labor at 25% off

Pick Rate 39.2%
82 Visits / 209 Offers
Sales 103
Total Units Sold
Garage Sale

Buy basement bargains at 30% off

Pick Rate 28.8%
80 Visits / 278 Offers
Sales 140
Total Units Sold
Real Estate Office

Buy commercial property

Pick Rate 22.8%
76 Visits / 334 Offers
Sales 69
Total Units Sold
Commercial Showroom

Buy mid-sized 2-slot assets

Pick Rate 20.3%
71 Visits / 350 Offers
Sales 69
Total Units Sold
Heavy Industries Expo

Buy massive 3-slot assets

Pick Rate 19.1%
62 Visits / 325 Offers
Sales 41
Total Units Sold
Machine Shop

Buy machines and AI

Pick Rate 45.5%
61 Visits / 134 Offers
Sales 133
Total Units Sold
Refurbished Hardware

Buy refurbished machines at half price

Pick Rate 20.6%
61 Visits / 296 Offers
Sales 61
Total Units Sold
The Venture Floor

Buy high-stakes assets at a premium

Pick Rate 27.6%
61 Visits / 221 Offers
Sales 36
Total Units Sold
Property Expo

Buy large properties

Pick Rate 16.6%
50 Visits / 302 Offers
Sales 48
Total Units Sold
Agile Transformation

Buy Fast Track assets

Pick Rate 40.9%
47 Visits / 115 Offers
Sales 67
Total Units Sold
The Deal Room

Buy merger and takeover assets

Pick Rate 50.6%
44 Visits / 87 Offers
Sales 54
Total Units Sold
Pet Store

Buy animals at 20% off

Pick Rate 19.4%
43 Visits / 222 Offers
Sales 30
Total Units Sold
The Bullpen

Buy adjacency assets

Pick Rate 37.7%
40 Visits / 106 Offers
Sales 61
Total Units Sold
The Executive Suite

Buy executive perks at a premium

Pick Rate 51.4%
37 Visits / 72 Offers
Sales 38
Total Units Sold
Benefits Broker

Buy employee perks and benefits

Pick Rate 36.1%
35 Visits / 97 Offers
Sales 36
Total Units Sold
The Grindstone

Buy Overwork assets

Pick Rate 41.2%
35 Visits / 85 Offers
Sales 54
Total Units Sold
The Hackerspace

Buy maker tools and tinkerers

Pick Rate 37.0%
34 Visits / 92 Offers
Sales 76
Total Units Sold
The Trust Office

Buy steady Revenue assets

Pick Rate 31.4%
32 Visits / 102 Offers
Sales 33
Total Units Sold
Local Co-op

Buy neighborhood assets

Pick Rate 39.2%
31 Visits / 79 Offers
Sales 70
Total Units Sold
Robotics Expo

Buy the latest machines

Pick Rate 41.3%
31 Visits / 75 Offers
Sales 69
Total Units Sold
The Boiler Room

Buy sales and Market Share assets

Pick Rate 31.9%
30 Visits / 94 Offers
Sales 24
Total Units Sold
The Burn Unit

Buy Burnout assets

Pick Rate 36.3%
29 Visits / 80 Offers
Sales 38
Total Units Sold
The Blind Auction

Buy sealed mystery lots

Pick Rate 39.4%
28 Visits / 71 Offers
Sales 53
Total Units Sold
AI Summit

Buy AI assets at a premium

Pick Rate 42.9%
27 Visits / 63 Offers
Sales 55
Total Units Sold
The Break Room

Buy break room perks

Pick Rate 25.7%
27 Visits / 105 Offers
Sales 30
Total Units Sold
The Accountants

Buy financial assets

Pick Rate 41.3%
26 Visits / 63 Offers
Sales 21
Total Units Sold
The Union Hall

Hire Burnout-resistant labor

Pick Rate 27.7%
26 Visits / 94 Offers
Sales 38
Total Units Sold
Chapter Eleven

Buy comeback assets

Pick Rate 26.7%
24 Visits / 90 Offers
Sales 9
Total Units Sold
Demo Day

Buy pitches, pivots and vaporware

Pick Rate 22.9%
24 Visits / 105 Offers
Sales 29
Total Units Sold
Hacker for Hire

Buy black-hat schemes

Pick Rate 34.3%
24 Visits / 70 Offers
Sales 21
Total Units Sold
Loss Prevention

Buy security and legal cover

Pick Rate 25.0%
24 Visits / 96 Offers
Sales 17
Total Units Sold
The Check Casher

Buy Debt assets

Pick Rate 23.7%
23 Visits / 97 Offers
Sales 34
Total Units Sold
City Hall

Buy Audits and red tape for the rival

Pick Rate 24.5%
23 Visits / 94 Offers
Sales 17
Total Units Sold
The Pawn Shop

Buy assets built to be sold

Pick Rate 23.2%
23 Visits / 99 Offers
Sales 46
Total Units Sold
The Supply Closet

Buy consumable assets

Pick Rate 17.4%
20 Visits / 115 Offers
Sales 15
Total Units Sold
The Coffee Cart

Buy caffeine assets at 20% off

Pick Rate 26.5%
18 Visits / 68 Offers
Sales 32
Total Units Sold
The Racetrack

Buy Windfall and Scale long shots

Pick Rate 20.9%
18 Visits / 86 Offers
Sales 15
Total Units Sold
The Factory Floor

Buy machines that chain together

Pick Rate 70.0%
14 Visits / 20 Offers
Sales 36
Total Units Sold
The Server Farm

Buy data and server assets

Pick Rate 63.6%
14 Visits / 22 Offers
Sales 28
Total Units Sold
K Street

Buy lobbyists and Scandal assets

Pick Rate 42.9%
9 Visits / 21 Offers
Sales 10
Total Units Sold
The Press Club
Pick Rate 31.3%
5 Visits / 16 Offers
Sales 7
Total Units Sold
The Corner Diner

Buy hospitality assets

Pick Rate 8.7%
2 Visits / 23 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Everything Must Go

Buy assets that pay off when they run out

Pick Rate 25.0%
2 Visits / 8 Offers
Sales 5
Total Units Sold
The Loading Dock

Buy Stock assets by the pallet

Pick Rate 66.7%
2 Visits / 3 Offers
Sales 6
Total Units Sold
Back Alley Electronics

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 100.0%
1 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Baron Vault

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 100.0%
1 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Chef Back Door

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 100.0%
1 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Designer Archive

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 100.0%
1 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Restaurant Supply

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 100.0%
1 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 1
Total Units Sold
Scrappy Spare Room

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 50.0%
1 Visits / 2 Offers
Sales 2
Total Units Sold
Rules Committee

Commercial merchant specializing in corporate acquisitions.

Pick Rate 0.0%
0 Visits / 1 Offers
Sales 0
Total Units Sold

Recent Vendor Sales

Executive Transaction Ledger
Vendor Asset Sold Price Type Time
Staffing Agency
Data Scientist
Data Scientist
$22 NEW 8 minutes ago
The Union Hall
Free Dinner After Eight
Free Dinner After Eight
$10 NEW 8 minutes ago
The Union Hall
Unlimited PTO
Unlimited PTO
$36 NEW 8 minutes ago
Hacker for Hire
Ransomware
Ransomware (2 Slots)
$15 NEW 20 minutes ago
Staffing Agency
Account Manager
Account Manager
$8 NEW 31 minutes ago
Staffing Agency
Account Manager
Account Manager
$8 NEW 31 minutes ago
Back Alley Electronics
Robocaller
Robocaller
$1 NEW about 11 hours ago
Everything Must Go
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
$3 NEW about 11 hours ago
Everything Must Go
Burner Phone
Burner Phone
$10 NEW about 11 hours ago
Everything Must Go
Degausser
Degausser
$12 NEW about 11 hours ago
Scrappy Spare Room
Kombucha Tap
Kombucha Tap
$52 NEW about 16 hours ago
Scrappy Spare Room
Office Hamster
Office Hamster
$18 NEW about 16 hours ago
The Pawn Shop
Final Notice
Final Notice
$7 NEW about 16 hours ago
The Pawn Shop
Final Notice
Final Notice
$7 NEW about 16 hours ago
The Pawn Shop
Royalties
Royalties
$45 NEW about 16 hours ago
The Pawn Shop
Logo Tee
Logo Tee
$12 NEW about 16 hours ago
The Coffee Cart
Quiet Quitter
Quiet Quitter
$28 NEW 1 day ago
The Coffee Cart
Pizza Party
Pizza Party
$11 NEW 1 day ago
The Coffee Cart
Sympathy Card
Sympathy Card
$32 NEW 1 day ago
The Coffee Cart
Sympathy Card
Sympathy Card
$32 NEW 1 day ago
The Coffee Cart
Barista
Barista
$4 NEW 1 day ago
Baron Vault
Swiss Bank Account
Swiss Bank Account
$42 NEW 2 days ago
Designer Archive
Overflowing Closet
Overflowing Closet
$31 NEW 2 days ago
Chef Back Door
Six Burner Range
Six Burner Range
$31 NEW 2 days ago
Restaurant Supply
Soylent
Soylent
$33 NEW 2 days ago