MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Factory Floor
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.57 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Sergei YEAR 2–7

The Factory Floor

“Belts, arms and a floor plan that only makes sense once it is running. Nothing here works alone.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.factory_floor

Buy machines that chain together

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 75
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (19 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Conveyor Belt (6 sold) Well-oiled Factory (6 sold) On-Call Pager (4 sold) Move Fast (4 sold) Guinea Pig (3 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
70.0% (14 / 20 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.57 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.57 cards per stop (64% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
36 items ($1,034 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (2 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$28 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$72 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$60 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$60 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$60 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$28 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 14 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Factory Floor's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 9 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 5 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 5 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
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◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ 17 Funding
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Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 45.5% (10/22)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Space Heater

Space Heater

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Space Heater

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 36.2% (25/69)
Win Rate 50.0% (1W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 100
3-SLOT
Lights-Out Factory

Lights-Out Factory

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Lights-Out Factory

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Scale +1 while you control no Humans.

Pick Rate 32.5% (13/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Conveyor Belt

Conveyor Belt

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Conveyor Belt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.

Pick Rate 31.7% (20/63)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 20
3-SLOT
Robot Uprising

Robot Uprising

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
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Robot Uprising

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track your Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 30.4% (7/23)
Win Rate 11.1% (1W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
12.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 11 Funding
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Hardware Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$22 Funding
LIST PRICE

Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 29.8% (17/57)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 7 Funding
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Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.0% (28/100)
Win Rate 32.1% (9W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
Factory Reset

Factory Reset

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ 35 Funding
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Factory Reset

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$70 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below 30%: Refurbish all your Machines and Fast Track them 2s.

Pick Rate 26.7% (4/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
2-SLOT
Generative AI

Generative AI

BASIC
MEDIUM AI
8.0
SEC
▸ At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control.
▸ If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 6 Funding
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Generative AI

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

At the start of the battle, become two copies of another small asset you control. If you control none, inflict 20 Loss instead.

Pick Rate 25.0% (5/20)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
2-SLOT
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 14 Funding
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Feedback Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.

Pick Rate 24.6% (14/57)
Win Rate 36.4% (4W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 7 Funding
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Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 24.1% (90/374)
Win Rate 23.8% (5W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

On-Call Pager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.5% (16/68)
Win Rate 66.7% (4W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Burn Rate

Burn Rate

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Take 10 Loss.
▸ Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →

Burn Rate

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Take 10 Loss. Overwork your Machines 1.5s.

Pick Rate 23.1% (9/39)
Win Rate 83.3% (5W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 10
3-SLOT
Accelerator

Accelerator

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent assets 3s.
▸ When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Accelerator

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork adjacent assets 3s. When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.2% (8/36)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
3-SLOT
Vertical Integration

Vertical Integration

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 25 Funding
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Vertical Integration

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$50 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. When any Machine activates, Fast Track your other Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 66.7% (4W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 18.3% (15/82)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
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Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 16.1% (23/143)
Win Rate 13.8% (13W/81L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Move Fast

Move Fast

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork the Machine to your right 3s.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ 14 Funding
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Move Fast

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 13.3% (8/60)
Win Rate 35.7% (5W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 200
3-SLOT
Nuclear Reactor

Nuclear Reactor

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
30.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 2 Funding
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Nuclear Reactor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$4 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 200 Loss. When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.

Pick Rate 11.1% (2/18)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here