MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Guinea Pig
Common Small

Guinea Pig

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.guinea_pig
Animal Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
5.0 SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Base Cost: $14 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

12 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
HR Department
HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Night Shift
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Flea Market
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Factory Floor
The Factory Floor
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
24.1% (90 / 374 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
23.8% (5W / 16L)

-26.2% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
100.0%
1W / 0L
Sergei
21.1%
4W / 15L
Mom & Pop
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No filings

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DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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$605 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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VICTORY
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