MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Founder Directory / ceo.scrappy
Scrappy File № UC-01
THE BOOTSTRAPPER 🏢 Garage Startup

Scrappy

“Cash-poor, hungry, and unkillable.”

Bootstrapped and cash-poor. Low Valuation, the deepest Funding, and nothing but hustle to spend it on.

Starting Valuation $90M
Starting Cash, and its capLowest of 4
Starting Funding $60M
Budget for hiring and buyingHighest of 4
Personal Wealth None
Community Low
Staff Morale Mid
Heat None
Filing Identifier: ceo.scrappy

Founder Performance Telemetry

Version Current Aggregate
14W / 71L

-33.5% below the 50% market baseline.

  • Dominations 14
  • Bankruptcies 71
  • Conceded 28

30.8% of 276 ventures reached a verdict · 10.1% dropoff.

Avg final valuation $733
Peak valuation $10,622
Avg survival Year 5.8
Flawless runs 0 0 losses

Day 1 Starting Lineup

2 Founding Assets
⏱ 5.0s
Small • Cost $14
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
⏱ 6.0s
Small • Cost $8
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Exclusive Assets & Policies

46 Assets • 8 Policies
🗂 46 Exclusive Assets Available in the draft pool exclusively under Scrappy.
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Signature Policies

Exclusive Outlets (1)

Corporate Rival Ledger

72 encountered · 7 unencountered

Head-to-head records when piloted by Scrappy. Select a rival to expand its record.

First Local Savings 99.0% 96W–1L 97
First Local Savings
First Local Savings

97 battles · 96 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Co-Synergy 41.7% 15W–21L 36
Co-Synergy
Co-Synergy

36 battles · 15 wins · 21 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup

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The Open Office 28.1% 9W–23L 32
The Open Office
The Open Office

32 battles · 9 wins · 23 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Surplus Office Mart 13.8% 4W–25L 29
Surplus Office Mart
Surplus Office Mart

29 battles · 4 wins · 25 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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True Believers 3.4% 1W–28L 29
True Believers
True Believers

29 battles · 1 wins · 28 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Basement Holdings LLC 40.7% 11W–16L 27
Basement Holdings LLC
Basement Holdings LLC

27 battles · 11 wins · 16 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup

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The Incorporation Bureau 88.5% 23W–3L 26
The Incorporation Bureau
The Incorporation Bureau

26 battles · 23 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Crunch Culture 15.4% 4W–22L 26
Crunch Culture
Crunch Culture

26 battles · 4 wins · 22 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Upvote Cartel 12.0% 3W–22L 25
Upvote Cartel
Upvote Cartel

25 battles · 3 wins · 22 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Hustle House 13.0% 3W–20L 23
Hustle House
Hustle House

23 battles · 3 wins · 20 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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The Firm 52.4% 11W–10L 21
The Firm
The Firm

21 battles · 11 wins · 10 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup

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Former Boss & Associates 95.0% 19W–1L 20
Former Boss & Associates
Former Boss & Associates

20 battles · 19 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Poachers & Poachers LLC 65.0% 13W–7L 20
Poachers & Poachers LLC
Poachers & Poachers LLC

20 battles · 13 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Gearworks Ltd. 65.0% 13W–7L 20
Gearworks Ltd.
Gearworks Ltd.

20 battles · 13 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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The Muckrakers 50.0% 10W–10L 20
The Muckrakers
The Muckrakers

20 battles · 10 wins · 10 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup

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Cowboy Patent Holdings 64.7% 11W–6L 17
Cowboy Patent Holdings
Cowboy Patent Holdings

17 battles · 11 wins · 6 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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HN Skeptics 52.9% 9W–8L 17
HN Skeptics
HN Skeptics

17 battles · 9 wins · 8 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup

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EZ Cash Advance 100.0% 16W–0L 16
EZ Cash Advance
EZ Cash Advance

16 battles · 16 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Dun & Badstreet Recovery 81.3% 13W–3L 16
Dun & Badstreet Recovery
Dun & Badstreet Recovery

16 battles · 13 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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InstantClones Ltd. 81.3% 13W–3L 16
InstantClones Ltd.
InstantClones Ltd.

16 battles · 13 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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ClickFarm UltraGrowth 6.3% 1W–15L 16
ClickFarm UltraGrowth
ClickFarm UltraGrowth

16 battles · 1 wins · 15 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Upline Essentials 0.0% 0W–15L 15
Upline Essentials
Upline Essentials

15 battles · 0 wins · 15 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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SpaghettiCode Offshore 64.3% 9W–5L 14
SpaghettiCode Offshore
SpaghettiCode Offshore

14 battles · 9 wins · 5 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Local 404 0.0% 0W–14L 14
Local 404
Local 404

14 battles · 0 wins · 14 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Enterprise Procurements 76.9% 10W–3L 13
Enterprise Procurements
Enterprise Procurements

13 battles · 10 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Tokenomics DAO 75.0% 9W–3L 12
Tokenomics DAO
Tokenomics DAO

12 battles · 9 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Granite Holdings 25.0% 3W–9L 12
Granite Holdings
Granite Holdings

12 battles · 3 wins · 9 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Est. 1953 0.0% 0W–11L 11
Est. 1953
Est. 1953

11 battles · 0 wins · 11 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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The Daily Allowance 60.0% 6W–4L 10
The Daily Allowance
The Daily Allowance

10 battles · 6 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Interns Unlimited 22.2% 2W–7L 9
Interns Unlimited
Interns Unlimited

9 battles · 2 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Always Be Closing 25.0% 2W–6L 8
Always Be Closing
Always Be Closing

8 battles · 2 wins · 6 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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The Audit 12.5% 1W–7L 8
The Audit
The Audit

8 battles · 1 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Muttual Fund 12.5% 1W–7L 8
Muttual Fund
Muttual Fund

8 battles · 1 wins · 7 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Upstream Pillagers 100.0% 7W–0L 7
Upstream Pillagers
Upstream Pillagers

7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Former Co-Founder 100.0% 7W–0L 7
Former Co-Founder
Former Co-Founder

7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Country Club Syndicate 100.0% 7W–0L 7
Country Club Syndicate
Country Club Syndicate

7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Large Hadron Holdings 100.0% 7W–0L 7
Large Hadron Holdings
Large Hadron Holdings

7 battles · 7 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Load-Bearing Dave, LLC 0.0% 0W–6L 6
Load-Bearing Dave, LLC
Load-Bearing Dave, LLC

6 battles · 0 wins · 6 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat

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Singularity Fund 100.0% 5W–0L 5
Singularity Fund
Singularity Fund

5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Amazoff 100.0% 5W–0L 5
Amazoff
Amazoff

5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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The Hostile Bid 100.0% 5W–0L 5
The Hostile Bid
The Hostile Bid

5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Macrohard 100.0% 5W–0L 5
Macrohard
Macrohard

5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Two Guys in a Garage 100.0% 5W–0L 5
Two Guys in a Garage
Two Guys in a Garage

5 battles · 5 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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Blank Check Co. 80.0% 4W–1L 5
Blank Check Co.
Blank Check Co.

5 battles · 4 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage

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SlapchatLimited data 75.0% 3W–1L 4
Slapchat
Slapchat

4 battles · 3 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Penthouse PropertiesLimited data 75.0% 3W–1L 4
Penthouse Properties
Penthouse Properties

4 battles · 3 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Prompt WrappersLimited data 50.0% 2W–2L 4
Prompt Wrappers
Prompt Wrappers

4 battles · 2 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Fusion Next Year, Inc.Limited data 50.0% 2W–2L 4
Fusion Next Year, Inc.
Fusion Next Year, Inc.

4 battles · 2 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Matcha & MicrodoseLimited data 25.0% 1W–3L 4
Matcha & Microdose
Matcha & Microdose

4 battles · 1 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Benevolent SystemsLimited data 25.0% 1W–3L 4
Benevolent Systems
Benevolent Systems

4 battles · 1 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Rise & Grind Inc.Limited data 0.0% 0W–4L 4
Rise & Grind Inc.
Rise & Grind Inc.

4 battles · 0 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Slow & Steady Savings & LoanLimited data 0.0% 0W–4L 4
Slow & Steady Savings & Loan
Slow & Steady Savings & Loan

4 battles · 0 wins · 4 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Old Money TrustLimited data 100.0% 3W–0L 3
Old Money Trust
Old Money Trust

3 battles · 3 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Zero-Click AnswersLimited data 66.7% 2W–1L 3
Zero-Click Answers
Zero-Click Answers

3 battles · 2 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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AppholeLimited data 66.7% 2W–1L 3
Apphole
Apphole

3 battles · 2 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Panopticon AnalyticsLimited data 33.3% 1W–2L 3
Panopticon Analytics
Panopticon Analytics

3 battles · 1 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Animal Spirits ZooLimited data 0.0% 0W–3L 3
Animal Spirits Zoo
Animal Spirits Zoo

3 battles · 0 wins · 3 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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FacesmackLimited data 100.0% 2W–0L 2
Facesmack
Facesmack

2 battles · 2 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Venture Horizon BankLimited data 50.0% 1W–1L 2
Venture Horizon Bank
Venture Horizon Bank

2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Free Lunch Ltd.Limited data 50.0% 1W–1L 2
Free Lunch Ltd.
Free Lunch Ltd.

2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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GoogolLimited data 50.0% 1W–1L 2
Googol
Googol

2 battles · 1 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Contested matchup · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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WeWerkLimited data 0.0% 0W–2L 2
WeWerk
WeWerk

2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Cancel Anytime Inc.Limited data 0.0% 0W–2L 2
Cancel Anytime Inc.
Cancel Anytime Inc.

2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Cayman ConsolidatedLimited data 0.0% 0W–2L 2
Cayman Consolidated
Cayman Consolidated

2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Robbin' Hood SecuritiesLimited data 0.0% 0W–2L 2
Robbin' Hood Securities
Robbin' Hood Securities

2 battles · 0 wins · 2 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Municipal InspectorLimited data 100.0% 1W–0L 1
Municipal Inspector
Municipal Inspector

1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Rent Is Due, LLCLimited data 100.0% 1W–0L 1
Rent Is Due, LLC
Rent Is Due, LLC

1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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The Lemonade StandLimited data 100.0% 1W–0L 1
The Lemonade Stand
The Lemonade Stand

1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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SalesfarceLimited data 100.0% 1W–0L 1
Salesfarce
Salesfarce

1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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NeztflixLimited data 100.0% 1W–0L 1
Neztflix
Neztflix

1 battle · 1 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Favorable advantage · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Fractional CFO LLPLimited data 0.0% 0W–1L 1
Fractional CFO LLP
Fractional CFO LLP

1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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TheranonsenseLimited data 0.0% 0W–1L 1
Theranonsense
Theranonsense

1 battle · 0 wins · 1 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

Severe corporate threat · Limited data: fewer than 5 battles.

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Billings & Retainer LLP — 0W–0L 0
Billings & Retainer LLP
Billings & Retainer LLP

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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ValuMart Supercenter — 0W–0L 0
ValuMart Supercenter
ValuMart Supercenter

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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Silicon Dreams — 0W–0L 0
Silicon Dreams
Silicon Dreams

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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SeedForge Accelerator — 0W–0L 0
SeedForge Accelerator
SeedForge Accelerator

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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Rival Hacker House — 0W–0L 0
Rival Hacker House
Rival Hacker House

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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SpaceWrecks — 0W–0L 0
SpaceWrecks
SpaceWrecks

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

No encounters recorded

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Capitol Gains — 0W–0L 0
Capitol Gains
Capitol Gains

0 battles · 0 wins · 0 losses when piloted by Scrappy.

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Signature Winning Board Synergies

Most Drafted in Dominations

Cards most frequently present on the final board during victory runs:

Bootstrapped
Common Small
35.7%
5 wins

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Ramen Budget
Common Small
28.6%
4 wins

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loan Shark
Uncommon Small
21.4%
3 wins

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Expense Account
Uncommon Medium
21.4%
3 wins

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Volunteer
Common Small
21.4%
3 wins

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Earnings Call
Rare Large
21.4%
3 wins

Earnings Call

BASIC
LARGE SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸ Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Recent Corporate Filings Piloted by Scrappy

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Year 3 • Bankruptcy • 0W / 3L
$265 Valuation
2 days ago
VICTORY
Year 9 • Domination • 8W / 1L
$865 Valuation
6 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$588 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Year 10 • Domination • 8W / 2L
$10,622 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
Year 10 • Domination • 8W / 2L
$985 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$710 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
Year 10 • Domination • 8W / 2L
$1,355 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$570 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Year 9 • Domination • 8W / 1L
$875 Valuation
14 days ago
DEFEAT
Year 7 • Bankruptcy • 4W / 3L
$810 Valuation
14 days ago