MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Cayman Consolidated
Existential Threat YEAR 4–6 RIVAL General Corporate Combatant

Cayman Consolidated

Filing Identifier: rival.cayman_consolidated
1 Progressive Stages Fortified Moat & Legal Stall
PLAYER WIN RATE 29.2% 7W / 17L Record
TOTAL BOUTS 24 17 founder defeats
FOUNDER NEMESIS Scrappy 0.0% Win Rate (0W-2L)

Hostile Board Lineup & Stage Progression

Opposing 10-slot board lineup, valuation cap, and defeat bounties across combat developmental stages:

1 Progression Stages
Target Operational Stage: STAGE 1 • YEAR 3 COMBAT
STARTING VALUATION (HEALTH POOL) $275 Cap
PASSIVE REVENUE +$4/s Cashflow
▼ 120
Bribe
Offshore
✦ MVP ✦
Offshore

Bribe

PRO
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 120 Loss.
▸ Apply 7 Scandal.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 48 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 160
Offshore Account

Offshore Account

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 160.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 52 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 40
Tax Loophole

Tax Loophole

PRO
SMALL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Remove 8 Debt.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 44 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 16
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 16.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 4
Price Gouging

Price Gouging

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 4 Revenue.
▸ Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 6 ◈ 80
Orbital Tax Haven

Orbital Tax Haven

PLUS
LARGE PROPERTY
9.0
SEC
▸ Remove 100% of your Debt.
▸ Gain 6 Revenue.
▸ Gain 80 Moat.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ 45 Funding
Full Dossier →
▼ 50
Corporate Spy

Corporate Spy

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Opposing 10-Slot Board Layout (Stage 1, Year 3) Hover any card for cooldown cadence, footprint & active legal clauses

🏆 Stage Defeat Bounty & Liquidation Rewards

Earned on Board Domination
FUNDING PAYOUT +$50 Cash
EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE +5 XP
ASSET ACQUISITION 1 Random Asset of Theirs

Founder Matchups

Your head-to-head record against this rival, by founder.

4 founders
Baron
Baron
Corporate Raider
20.0%
Win rate
2W - 8L (10 bouts)
Best matchup
Mom & Pop
Mom & Pop
Main Street
57.1%
Win rate
4W - 3L (7 bouts)
Founder nemesis
Scrappy
Scrappy
Bootstrapped
0.0%
Win rate
0W - 2L (2 bouts)
Sergei
Sergei
Venture-Backed
20.0%
Win rate
1W - 4L (5 bouts)

Lethality by Fiscal Year Encountered

Audit Difficulty Curve

Historical win rates depending on which fiscal year this rival was faced:

Year 4
0.0%
0W / 7L
Year 5
12.5%
1W / 7L
Year 6
66.7%
6W / 3L

Boardroom Tactical Scouting Briefing

Corporate Intel
STRATEGIC ARCHETYPE: Fortified Moat & Legal Stall

Extremely dangerous adversary. High fatality rate across corporate founders. Prioritize defensive preparation prior to audit.

Recommended Founder Countermeasures:

  • Moat Barrier in play: deploy Moat-piercing Debt or sustained Loss pressure to deplete their reserves.
  • Passive Revenue generation (+4/s): avoid slow, defensive attrition; end engagements rapidly before compounding kicks in.
  • Debt/Scandal pressure: maintain high liquidity and legal countermeasures to prevent cascade debt forfeiture.