MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.baron.bribe
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Bribe
Uncommon Small Baron YEAR 2+

Bribe

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.bribe
Human Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
9.0 SEC
Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $14 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) 3.3 Loss/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Loss Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
16.7% (2 / 12 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 5L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
No filings
0.0%
0W / 3L
0.0%
0W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Bribe

5 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$943 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$815 Valuation
7 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$815 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$635 Valuation
9 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$1,282 Valuation
10 days ago