MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.press_room
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
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The Press Room
Asset Market 🏷️ LIST PRICE 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.88 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 4–99

The Press Room

“Buy the narrative before someone else writes it for you.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.press_room

Buy PR and media assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS Standard List Price
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 70
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (42 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Keynote Speaker (7 sold) Salesperson (7 sold) Pink Elephant (6 sold) Busy Receptionist (4 sold) Loyalty Program (4 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
30.2% (89 / 295 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.88 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.88 cards per stop (29% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
78 items ($1,766 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (6 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$320 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$24 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$45 NEW UNIT 13 days ago
$60 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$72 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$140 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$55 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$80 NEW UNIT 14 days ago
$70 NEW UNIT 15 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 17 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Press Room's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 31 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 10 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
◈ 10
2-SLOT
Boycott

Boycott

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Boycott

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Profits, apply 2 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 60.0% (3/5)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Hand-Lettered Sign

Hand-Lettered Sign

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Hand-Lettered Sign

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$2 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50% Market Share.

Pick Rate 41.4% (12/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Newsletter

Newsletter

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.

Newsletter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 1 Revenue. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 40.0% (4/10)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 50
1-SLOT
Evangelist

Evangelist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Evangelist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.

Pick Rate 33.3% (9/27)
Win Rate 20.0% (2W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Public Record

Public Record

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Public Record

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.

Pick Rate 33.3% (7/21)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
1-SLOT
Community Manager

Community Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Community Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 29.8% (25/84)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 18
1-SLOT
Viral Post

Viral Post

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 18 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Viral Post

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 26.2% (11/42)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Whistleblower

Whistleblower

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Whistleblower

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever a rival Employee Burns Out, Slow all rival Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 25.6% (10/39)
Win Rate 33.3% (2W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Copywriter

Copywriter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
▸ Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Copywriter

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.5% (35/137)
Win Rate 26.9% (7W/19L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 16
1-SLOT
Influencer

Influencer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50% Market Share.
▸ Inflict 16 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Influencer

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50% Market Share. Inflict 16 Loss. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 25.0% (1/4)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Busy Receptionist

Busy Receptionist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Busy Receptionist

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$26 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.4% (93/381)
Win Rate 8.5% (4W/43L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Marketing Strategist

Marketing Strategist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Marketing Strategist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (26/107)
Win Rate 33.3% (4W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Chief Storyteller

Chief Storyteller

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Chief Storyteller

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 24.3% (45/185)
Win Rate 9.1% (2W/20L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Keynote Speaker

Keynote Speaker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Keynote Speaker

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$16 Funding
LIST PRICE

Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (32/132)
Win Rate 13.3% (2W/13L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 23.0% (45/196)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$4 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 22.8% (65/285)
Win Rate 11.8% (2W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Graphic Designer

Graphic Designer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Graphic Designer

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$30 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.5% (91/404)
Win Rate 10.5% (8W/68L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 6
1-SLOT
Case Study

Case Study

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 6 Loss for each of your Humans.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Case Study

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 6 Loss for each of your Humans.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Salesperson

Salesperson

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Salesperson

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 21.4% (80/374)
Win Rate 13.7% (7W/44L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Brand Equity

Brand Equity

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Brand Equity

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$130 Funding
LIST PRICE

When you sell this, gain 50 Valuation.

Pick Rate 21.1% (8/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Paid Lobbyist

Paid Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Scandal to the rival.
▸ Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$20 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Scandal to the rival. Whenever the rival gains Scandal, Profit 8.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Superfan

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$28 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (10/50)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 10 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Long Memory

Long Memory

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Long Memory

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.

Pick Rate 20.0% (3/15)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Loyalty Program

Loyalty Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Loyalty Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.

Pick Rate 19.5% (16/82)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 18.8% (31/165)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 20
1-SLOT
Referral Program

Referral Program

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.

Referral Program

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.

Pick Rate 18.8% (6/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 60
2-SLOT
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Pink Elephant

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$55 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 18.3% (28/153)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ◈ 20
2-SLOT
Focus Group

Focus Group

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Focus Group

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 20 Moat. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 17.1% (12/70)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 20 ▲ 10
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Remove 1 Scandal.
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: Profit 10 and gain 50 Moat instead, and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 16.5% (38/231)
Win Rate 5.9% (1W/16L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$45 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 16.3% (14/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Lobbyist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.

Pick Rate 15.4% (4/26)
Win Rate 26.7% (4W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Brand Ambassador

Brand Ambassador

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 2 Scandal.
▸ When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Brand Ambassador

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 15.0% (3/20)
Win Rate 55.6% (5W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 15
2-SLOT
Cosmetic Line

Cosmetic Line

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Cosmetic Line

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Whenever you gain Scandal, Profit 15.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Paid Reporter

Paid Reporter

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 5 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Paid Reporter

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 13.3% (6/45)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Bribe

Bribe

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Apply 3 Scandal.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Bribe

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$24 Funding
LIST PRICE

Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.

Pick Rate 12.5% (3/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Propaganda

Propaganda

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Apply 6 Scandal.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Propaganda

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$65 Funding
LIST PRICE

Apply 6 Scandal.

Pick Rate 12.5% (3/24)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Blog

Blog

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Blog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 10. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +4 Profit.

Pick Rate 11.1% (1/9)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
PR Firm

PR Firm

BASIC
MEDIUM SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Remove 50% of your Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

PR Firm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$40 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 30 Moat. Remove 50% of your Scandal.

Pick Rate 8.3% (2/24)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 25
2-SLOT
Brand Loyalty

Brand Loyalty

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 25.
▸ Your Humans Profit +10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Brand Loyalty

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 25. Your Humans Profit +10.

Pick Rate 7.1% (1/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 100 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$35 Funding
LIST PRICE

Profit 100. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 6.3% (1/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Small Talk

Small Talk

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Small Talk

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
LIST PRICE

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/17)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 12
1-SLOT
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SMALL SERVICE
6.0
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▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

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Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding
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Inflict 12 Loss. At the end of each Year, this permanently gains +5 Loss.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here