MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.chief_storyteller
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Chief Storyteller
Uncommon Small

Chief Storyteller

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.chief_storyteller
Human Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
10.0 SEC
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Human, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Executive Suite
Curated Shelf Stock
1.2x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
24.3% (45 / 185 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
9.1% (2W / 20L)

-40.9% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

16.7%
2W / 10L
0.0%
0W / 5L
0.0%
0W / 1L
0.0%
0W / 5L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Chief Storyteller

10 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$10,622 Valuation
12 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,398 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$735 Valuation
21 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$4,299 Valuation
22 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$2,330 Valuation
29 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$880 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$1,055 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,262 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$775 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$635 Valuation
about 2 months ago