Blockchain-Enabled
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Also gain 1 Revenue.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $735
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,270
- Fiscal Review Record
- 5 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
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Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
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Profit 30.
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When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1.5s and Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
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Gain 50 Moat.
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The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
✦ MVP ✦
Blockchain-Enabled
Family Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
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Profit 100.
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When one of your Employees Profits, gain 40 Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Gamified
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
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Gain 40 Moat.
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Gain 1 Scandal.
Buzzword
Gamified
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+25% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
Leveraged
Focus Group
MEDIUM
SERVICE
7.0
SEC
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Inflict 20 Loss.
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Gain 20 Moat.
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Profit 20.
Buzzword
Leveraged
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+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
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Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
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Gain 8 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Corporate Policies
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#1
POLICY
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When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
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#2
POLICY
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Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#3
POLICY
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Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Keywords
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
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#6
POLICY
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When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
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#7
POLICY
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Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#8
POLICY
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Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 8, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $230 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $315 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $380 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $450 | 4 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 6 | $525 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $630 | 5 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 8 | $735 | 5 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Minimum Viable Corp is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
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0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
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Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
0 Filings
Archived record
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Service ×4
Service / 4 assets- Consultant
- Bankruptcy Lawyer
- Kombucha Tap
- Focus Group
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Consultant
- Bankruptcy Lawyer
- Chief Storyteller
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Consultant
- Chief Storyteller
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Property ×2
Property / 2 assets- Open Office
- Family Office
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Kombucha Tap
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Machine ×1
Machine / 1 asset- Kombucha Tap
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