MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Common POLICY DIRECTIVE Sergei Exclusive

Move Fast

Filing Identifier: policy.sergei.move_fast
Affects Machine
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
◈ AURA
Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Operational Nature: Standing Aura (Affects Machine) Scope: Machine
BASE VALUE $150 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$75 Funding
KEY IMPACT +6%

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Windfall Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
The Incubator Wants a Slide
The Incubator Wants a Slide
One slide. Sixty seconds. The room has seen four hundred of these and funded nine. Don't read it out loud. Don't say 'synergy'. Tell them a *number*.
↳ Option 1: "Opt0"
Grant Directive
The Toxic Genius
The Toxic Genius
So, the new guy. He shipped the whole billing system on Tuesday. Wednesday he made four people cry in a channel called #general. I'm not sure which *counts*.
↳ Option 1: "Opt0"
Grant Directive
Founder Biohacking Retreat
Founder Biohacking Retreat
Ice at five. Nothing to eat until Thursday. Red light in the afternoons. Your executives will be *optimised*. They will also be very cold and very cross.
↳ Option 1: "Opt0"
Grant Directive
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
30.5% (68 / 223 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
22.5% (27W / 93L)

-27.5% below 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 63 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 5

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
20.0%
2W / 8L
0 picked (0.0%)
Baron
9.1%
2W / 20L
0 picked (0.0%)
Sergei
27.8%
20W / 52L
68 picked (31.2%)
Mom & Pop
18.8%
3W / 13L
0 picked (0.0%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Move Fast

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CRYSTAL CORP
CEO Sergei • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$613 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
Prank Callers (But It's Real)
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$995 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
Machine Extreme inc
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
11 days ago
VICTORY
Grindset Global
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
VICTORY
Blitzscale Or Die
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$865 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Machine Extreme inc
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$890 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
MachineVrondar Inc
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$895 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Dooh Uhren & Söhne
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$875 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
Ask Forgiveness Corp
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$816 Valuation
15 days ago
VICTORY
NeuroScale Global
CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$1,598 Valuation
16 days ago