MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Ultracapitalism / Company Archives Market Domination
Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Dooh Uhren & Söhne

9 Years in business

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$875
Final Liquid Funding
$3,191
Fiscal Review Record
8 Wins / 1 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

#0
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 40
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
▲ 20 ▼ 20
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
▼ 80
Consultant

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
▼ 60 ◈ 20
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 18
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 60
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈ 120
Golden Highrise
✦ MVP ✦

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Corporate Policies

Pet-Friendly Office
◆
#1
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
◆
#2
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
PRO
◆
#3
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets act 0.4s faster.
Word of Mouth
◆
#4
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
◆
#5
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hustle Culture
PLUS
◆
#6
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Pricing
PLUS
◆
#7
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
◆
#8
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Fiscal Growth Timeline

RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $90, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 9 • $875 VALUATION • 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 2 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $265 Fiscal Year 3: 3 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $265 Valuation Yr 4 $335 Fiscal Year 4: 4 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $335 Valuation Yr 5 $410 Fiscal Year 5: 4 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $410 Valuation Yr 6 $560 Fiscal Year 6: 5 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $560 Valuation Yr 7 $710 Fiscal Year 7: 6 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $710 Valuation Yr 8 $860 Fiscal Year 8: 7 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $860 Valuation Yr 9 $875 Fiscal Year 9: 8 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $875 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $140 2 0 Stable
Year 3 $265 3 0 Stable
Year 4 $335 4 0 Stable
Year 5 $410 4 1 Setback
Year 6 $560 5 1 Stable
Year 7 $710 6 1 Stable
Year 8 $860 7 1 Stable
Year 9 $875 8 1 Domination

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Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Dooh Uhren & Söhne is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

9 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Volunteer

Volunteer

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 2W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
YEAR 3 $265 3W - 0S
Assets
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
+

Middle Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 20 Loss and gain 10 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager

Middle Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
YEAR 4 $335 4W - 0S
Assets
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Patent Portfolio

Patent Portfolio

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈
◈
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
YEAR 5 $410 4W - 1S
Assets
Ramen Budget
+

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Superfan

Superfan

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Lobbyist

Lobbyist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
▸ Apply 4 Scandal.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
YEAR 6 $560 5W - 1S
Assets
Ramen Budget
+

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
+

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Golden Highrise

Golden Highrise

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +10 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
YEAR 7 $710 6W - 1S
Assets
Data Scientist

Data Scientist

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your fastest asset 1s.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Ramen Budget
+

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Golden Highrise
++

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hustle Culture
▸ Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 8 $860 7W - 1S
Assets
Ramen Budget
+

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
+

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Golden Highrise
++

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your assets act 0.2s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.
YEAR 9 $875 8W - 1S
Assets
Ramen Budget
+

Ramen Budget

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 5 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
+

Bootstrapped

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 100 and Fast Track your fastest asset 3s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Consultant
+

Consultant

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 80 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Middle Manager
++

Middle Manager

PRO
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 60 Loss.
▸ When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 40 Loss and gain 20 Moat.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Night Watchman

Night Watchman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸ Gain 18 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Golden Highrise
++

Golden Highrise

PRO
LARGE PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Gain 120 Moat.
▸ This permanently gains +40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Policies
Pet-Friendly Office
▸ Your Animals act 3% faster.
Underdog
POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Lean Operations
+
POLICY PRO
▸ Your assets act 0.4s faster.
Word of Mouth
POLICY
▸ When one of your Humans activates, Fast Track a random Human 0.35s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Passive Income
▸ At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Hustle Culture
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸ Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Aggressive Pricing
+
POLICY PLUS
▸ Market Share 4%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Move Fast
POLICY
▸ Your Machines have +6% Windfall chance.
Windfall
Chance for an asset to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal when it acts.

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

6 types
One corporate identity
  • Employee ×4
    Employee / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Middle Manager
    • Night Watchman
    • Social Media Manager
  • Human ×4
    Human / 4 assets
    • Consultant
    • Middle Manager
    • Night Watchman
    • Social Media Manager
  • Scheme ×2
    Scheme / 2 assets
    • Ramen Budget
    • Bootstrapped
  • Service ×2
    Service / 2 assets
    • Loan Shark
    • Consultant
  • Animal ×1
    Animal / 1 asset
    • Loan Shark
  • Property ×1
    Property / 1 asset
    • Golden Highrise
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