MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Lobbyist
Uncommon Small Baron YEAR 2+

Lobbyist

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.lobbyist
Human Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.
Base Cost: $35 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Fixer
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
K Street
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Press Club
The Press Club
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
15.4% (4 / 26 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
26.7% (4W / 11L)

-23.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
23.1%
3W / 10L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
100.0%
1W / 0L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Lobbyist

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
SAMSUNG INC
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$663 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
Compass Acquisitions
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,020 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Corp
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$400 Valuation
25 days ago
VICTORY
Arbitrage Instruments
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 8 • Domination
$650 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Shoestring Systems
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$750 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Vanguard Federation
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,305 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Vanguard Federation
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Domination
$1,305 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Federation
CEO Baron • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$1,305 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Federation
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$1,130 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Vanguard Federation
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$980 Valuation
about 2 months ago