MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.baron.lobbyist
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Lobbyist
Uncommon Small Baron YEAR 2+

Lobbyist

Filing Identifier: asset.baron.lobbyist
Human Scheme
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $14 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$7 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Debt Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

6 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Fixer
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
0.9x Price
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Scheme)
1.0x Base Price
K Street
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
26.7% (4 / 15 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
18.2% (2W / 9L)

-31.8% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

No filings
No filings
18.2%
2W / 9L
No filings

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