Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $663
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,287
- Fiscal Review Record
- 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
Offshore
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Buzzword
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
✦ MVP ✦
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Tech Debt
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bribe
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#4
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#7
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $210 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $270 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $335 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $405 | 4 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 6 | $555 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $663 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of SAMSUNG INC is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Fire Sale
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 16 Loss.
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Unlimited PTO
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Whenever one of your Employees Burns Out, gain 50 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Tech Debt
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◈
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Offshore
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Loose Cannon
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 50 Loss.
▸
Scale +2 while Burned Out.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
⚡
Offshore
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 3.
Buzzword
Offshore
▸
At the start of battle, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Nap Pod
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸
Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸
Gain 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Lobbyist
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
▸
Apply 6 Scandal.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Tech Debt
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bribe
SMALL
HUMAN
SCHEME
9.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Start each battle with 200 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Scheme ×4
Scheme / 4 assets- Stealth Mode
- Lobbyist
- Tech Debt
- Bribe
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Loose Cannon
- Lobbyist
- Bribe
-
Animal ×2
Animal / 2 assets- Pink Elephant
- Golden Goose
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Property ×2
Property / 2 assets- Nap Pod
- Interest Check
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Nap Pod
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Employee ×1
Employee / 1 asset- Loose Cannon
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