MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Golden Goose
Common Small

Golden Goose

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.golden_goose
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
16.0 SEC
Profit 200. Stock 3.
Base Cost: $24 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

9 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Property Expo
Property Expo
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Estate Sale
The Estate Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Pawn Shop
The Pawn Shop
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
The Supply Closet
The Supply Closet
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Loading Dock
The Loading Dock
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
Everything Must Go
Everything Must Go
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
18.6% (37 / 199 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
16.7% (5W / 25L)

-33.3% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
50.0%
1W / 1L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 4L
Sergei
5.3%
1W / 18L
Mom & Pop
60.0%
3W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Golden Goose

10 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
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$780 Valuation
8 days ago
DEFEAT
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DEFEAT
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$613 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
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CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$5,470 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
Instant Noodle Equity
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$640 Valuation
24 days ago
DEFEAT
OmniCorp Logistics
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 10 • Bankruptcy
$705 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
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CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
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CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$450 Valuation
26 days ago
DEFEAT
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CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$505 Valuation
about 1 month ago
VICTORY
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CEO Sergei • Year 10 • Domination
$805 Valuation
about 1 month ago