Agile
▸
10% faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $780
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,226
- Fiscal Review Record
- 4 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Agile
Mental Health Day
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Humans 1s.
▸
Restock your assets 2.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Buzzword
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
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Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◈
◈
◈
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Disruptive
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Blockchain-Enabled
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Warehouse District
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Policies
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
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#3
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
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#4
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#5
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
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#7
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 7, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $160 | 1 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 2 | $210 | 2 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $270 | 3 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $335 | 4 | 0 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $405 | 4 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 6 | $555 | 4 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 7 | $780 | 4 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Tessellate Tesselations is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
5L
6 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
16.7%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
7 Filings
Years 1 through 7
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⚡
Patented
Office Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
Patented
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Interest Check
SMALL
PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⚡
Patented
Office Manager
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Restock an adjacent asset 3.
Buzzword
Patented
▸
At the start of battle, gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Corporate Spy
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 25 Loss.
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
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◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
++
PRO
+
PLUS
Mental Health Day
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Humans 1s.
▸
Restock your assets 2.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
+
Agile
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
++
PRO
+
PLUS
⚡
Agile
Mental Health Day
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Humans 1s.
▸
Restock your assets 2.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Warehouse District
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
Agile
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
++
PRO
+
PLUS
⚡
Agile
Mental Health Day
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Humans 1s.
▸
Restock your assets 2.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Warehouse District
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
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Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
Agile
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
Disruptive
PLUS
Blockchain-Enabled
BASIC
++
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
⚡
Agile
Mental Health Day
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸
Slow your Humans 1s.
▸
Restock your assets 2.
▸
Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Vending Machine
SMALL
MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⚡
Disruptive
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 80.
▸
Stock 4.
Buzzword
Disruptive
▸
Also apply 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
⚡
Blockchain-Enabled
Petty Cash
SMALL
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Profit 40.
▸
Stock 3.
Buzzword
Blockchain-Enabled
▸
Also gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 120 Loss.
▸
Stock 3.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Golden Goose
SMALL
ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸
Profit 200.
▸
Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Warehouse District
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat for each asset you have with Stock.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Policies
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Market Share 2%: a percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Market Share
A percentage of Loss dealt to rival Cash returns as Profit.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the beginning of each year, gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Property ×3
Property / 3 assets- Petty Cash ×2
- Warehouse District
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Animal ×2
Animal / 2 assets- Paper Tiger
- Golden Goose
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Machine ×2
Machine / 2 assets- Vending Machine ×2
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Mental Health Day
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Paper Tiger
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