STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Common Small

Office Manager

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.office_manager

Human Employee

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

6.0 SEC

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash

BASE COST $10 Funding

LIQUIDATION +$5 Funding

THROUGHPUT (EPS) Utility

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Stock Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

HR Department

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Price

The Corner Kiosk

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Price

Executive Headhunters

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

1.0x Price

The Consortium

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

1.0x Base Price

The Day Labor Corner

Tag Filter (Human, Employee)

0.5x Price

The Supply Closet

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

EXECUTIVE PICK RATE

33.3% (40 / 120 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

0.0% (0W / 3L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

0.0%

0W / 1L

Sergei

0.0%

0W / 2L

Baron

—

No filings

Mom & Pop

—

No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Manager

3 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Maxed Card Ventures

CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy

$290 Valuation

7 days ago

DEFEAT

Escrow Unlimited

CEO Sergei • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$575 Valuation

11 days ago

DEFEAT

Escrow Unlimited

CEO Sergei • Year 5 • Bankruptcy

$400 Valuation

11 days ago