MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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The Supply Closet
Asset Market 🏷️ 15% OFF 📦 3 Stock Slots 🛒 0.0 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–6

The Supply Closet

“Shelves of toner, a mop bucket, and a clipboard that says what is left. Somebody has to restock it.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.supply_closet

Buy consumable assets

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 3 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 15% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 80
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (13 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
50.0% (1 / 2 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.0 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.0 cards per stop (0% shelf clearance of 3 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
0 items ($0 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Supply Closet's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 11 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 2 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 0 Large (3-Slot)
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1-SLOT
IT Support

IT Support

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
12.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Keywords
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

IT Support

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 45.0% (18/40)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Manager

Office Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Office Manager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Restock an adjacent asset 1.

Pick Rate 33.3% (40/120)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 36
1-SLOT
Final Notice

Final Notice

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 36 Loss.
▸ Stock 2.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Final Notice

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 30.0% (24/80)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 12
1-SLOT
The Handyman

The Handyman

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 12 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Handyman

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 29.4% (5/17)
Win Rate 50.0% (2W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Restock your assets 1.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

SCRUM

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.2% (16/61)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 24.8% (31/125)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
The Janitor

The Janitor

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
14.0
SEC
▸ Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Keywords
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

The Janitor

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.

Pick Rate 24.1% (7/29)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 2
1-SLOT
Local Supplier

Local Supplier

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Local Supplier

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.

Pick Rate 22.2% (2/9)
Win Rate 66.7% (2W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 22.2% (40/180)
Win Rate 6.3% (1W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 200
1-SLOT
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
▸ Profit 200.
▸ Stock 3.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Golden Goose

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Profit 200. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 17.2% (15/87)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Rainy Day

Rainy Day

BASIC
SMALL
12.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Rainy Day

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.

Pick Rate 16.7% (2/12)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Mental Health Day

Mental Health Day

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow your Humans 1s.
▸ Restock your assets 2.
▸ Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Mental Health Day

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding List: $24
-15% OFF

Slow your Humans 1s. Restock your assets 2. Whenever one of your assets Burns Out, Fast Track this 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Backup Drives

Backup Drives

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Backup Drives

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here