MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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The Handyman
Uncommon Small Mom & Pop

The Handyman

Filing Identifier: asset.mompop.the_handyman
Human Service
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
8.0 SEC
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Campus Career Fair
Campus Career Fair
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Flea Market
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Local Co-op
Local Co-op
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Human, Service)
1.0x Base Price
The Supply Closet
The Supply Closet
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
32.0% (8 / 25 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
50.0% (2W / 2L)

+0.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
50.0%
2W / 2L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring The Handyman

4 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
OmniCorp Partners
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$445 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Pre-Seed Panic
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Bankruptcy
$870 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Vertex Development
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$765 Valuation
about 2 months ago
VICTORY
Vertex Development
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 9 • Domination
$765 Valuation
about 2 months ago