Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics
Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:
Commerce Performance Telemetry
Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.
Founders buy an average of 2.63 cards per stop (53% shelf clearance of 5 slots).
Gross inventory acquired across all runs (17 upgrades purchased).
Recent Merchant Sales
Executive Transaction Audit| Asset Sold | Price | Type | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| $13 | NEW UNIT | about 4 hours ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | about 4 hours ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | about 4 hours ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | about 4 hours ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | about 4 hours ago | |
| $9 | NEW UNIT | 2 days ago | |
| $9 | NEW UNIT | 2 days ago | |
| $9 | NEW UNIT | 2 days ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago | |
| $11 | NEW UNIT | 3 days ago |
Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options
All eligible corporate assets rolled on The Corner Kiosk's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.
Office Goldfish
Office Goldfish
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Office Parrot
Office Parrot
Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Office Dog
Office Dog
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.
Evangelist
Evangelist
Inflict 50 Loss. When an adjacent asset Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Union Buster
Union Buster
Slow a rival Employee 1s.
Hand-Lettered Sign
Hand-Lettered Sign
Gain 50% Market Share. Gain 8 Moat.
The Bookkeeper
The Bookkeeper
Gain Moat equal to 10% of your Cash.
Early Adopter
Early Adopter
Permanently gain +8 Valuation.
Legal Department
Legal Department
Inflict 15 Loss. Slow a rival asset 1s.
IT Support
IT Support
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Loyal Clerk
Loyal Clerk
Profit 12 for each adjacent Human.
Account Manager
Account Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. Gain 30% Market Share.
Executive Bonus
Executive Bonus
Gain 20 Moat. When one of your Employees is Liquidated, Profit 160.
Comfy Chair
Comfy Chair
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Price War
Price War
Inflict 28 Loss. Take 12 Loss.
Mathematician
Mathematician
Reduce a random Machine's cooldown by -0.8s.
Scrum Master
Scrum Master
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 15. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Conveyor Belt
Conveyor Belt
Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.
Office Hamster
Office Hamster
Profit 10.
Keynote Speaker
Keynote Speaker
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Pitchman
Pitchman
Inflict 14 Loss. Profit 10. Windfall 20%.
Animal Lover
Animal Lover
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Zoning Petition
Zoning Petition
Slow the rival's most valuable asset 3s. Gain 10 Moat.
Superfan
Superfan
Inflict 20 Loss. When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 30 Loss.
Corporate Mole
Corporate Mole
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Unpaid Intern
Unpaid Intern
Profit 30.
Prompt Engineer
Prompt Engineer
Fast Track an adjacent AI 2s. Profit 10.
Office Manager
Office Manager
Restock an adjacent asset 1.
Golden Parachute
Golden Parachute
Inflict 20 Loss. When this is Liquidated, Profit 120.
Clutch Advisor
Clutch Advisor
Gain 3 Revenue. First time your Cash falls below half: Audit all rival assets 1s.
Nothing To Lose
Nothing To Lose
Apply 1 Scandal and inflict 10 Loss. The first time your Cash falls below half, inflict 40 Loss and Overwork your assets 1.5s.
Marketing Strategist
Marketing Strategist
Gain 15 Moat. When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Data Analyst
Data Analyst
Fast Track your slowest asset 2s. Profit 20.
Sketchy Contractor
Sketchy Contractor
Inflict 30 Loss. Windfall 25%.
Server Rack
Server Rack
Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Corporate Spy
Corporate Spy
Inflict 25 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Collections Agent
Collections Agent
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Delivery Bike
Delivery Bike
Fast Track the asset to your right 1.5s. Profit 6.
Community Manager
Community Manager
Profit 15. When an adjacent asset activates, Profit 15.
Multi-Level Marketer
Multi-Level Marketer
Profit 15 for each Human you control. When an adjacent Human Profits, inflict 20 Loss.
Life Coach
Life Coach
Profit 15. Fast Track your highest-Value Employee 1s.
Final Notice
Final Notice
Inflict 36 Loss. Stock 2.
Public Record
Public Record
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever the rival takes on Debt, apply 3 Scandal to them.
The Handyman
The Handyman
Gain 12 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Social Media Manager
Social Media Manager
Gain 30 Moat. Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Data Scientist
Data Scientist
Fast Track your fastest asset 1s. Inflict 20 Loss.
Guinea Pig
Guinea Pig
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Shaved Yak
Shaved Yak
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Bootstrapped
Bootstrapped
Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Weekend Help
Weekend Help
Fast Track the Human to your left 1s and the Human to your right 2s.
Bulk Discount
Bulk Discount
Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Assembly Line
Assembly Line
Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
True Believer
True Believer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Human, Profit 25.
Chief Storyteller
Chief Storyteller
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 8 Moat.
Copywriter
Copywriter
Apply 4 Scandal. Your other assets apply +1 Scandal.
Vulture Capitalist
Vulture Capitalist
Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Rubber Duck
Rubber Duck
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Snail Mail
Snail Mail
Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.
Freelancer
Freelancer
Inflict 20 Loss. Scale +1 while adjacent to an Employee.
Salesperson
Salesperson
Profit 30. While in play: +25 Funding income per Year.
Ad Network
Ad Network
Inflict 8 Loss, plus Loss equal to 300% of your Revenue.
Compliance Officer
Compliance Officer
Apply 1 Debt. Slow the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Lobbyist
Lobbyist
Apply 3 Debt. Apply 4 Scandal.
Hard Worker
Hard Worker
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10.
Dividends
Dividends
Profit 400% of your Revenue.
Black Swan
Black Swan
Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.
Refactor
Refactor
Remove 3 Debt. Gain 15 Moat.
Middle Manager
Middle Manager
Inflict 15 Loss. When you use an adjacent Employee, inflict 10 Loss and gain 5 Moat.
Graphic Designer
Graphic Designer
Gain 20 Moat. When you use an adjacent Employee, gain 10 Moat.
Waste Not
Waste Not
Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Compound Interest
Compound Interest
Profit 45. Adjacent assets grant +1 Revenue.
10X Coder
10X Coder
Inflict 10 Loss. Profit 10. Scale 2.
Regular Customer
Regular Customer
Profit 12. Gain 6 Moat.
Viral Post
Viral Post
Inflict 18 Loss. Windfall 30%.
Paper Tiger
Paper Tiger
Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.
Watchdog
Watchdog
Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Scapegoat
Scapegoat
Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
The Janitor
The Janitor
Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset and Restock it 1.
Loyalty Program
Loyalty Program
Inflict 30 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 80% Market Share.
Fire Sale
Fire Sale
Inflict 16 Loss. When the Market Crash begins, inflict 50 Loss.
Offshore Account
Offshore Account
Profit 40. Scale +1 while you have more Cash than the rival.
Security Guard
Security Guard
Gain 12 Moat. When one of your assets is Liquidated, gain 30 Moat.
Busy Receptionist
Busy Receptionist
Gain 15 Moat.
Local Supplier
Local Supplier
Gain 2 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, Restock your assets 1.
Saturday Rush
Saturday Rush
Inflict Loss equal to 500% of your Revenue.
Credit Card Roulette
Credit Card Roulette
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Petty Cash
Petty Cash
Profit 40. Stock 3.
Nepo Baby
Nepo Baby
Fast Track an adjacent Human 0.1s. Profit 10.
Robot Worker
Robot Worker
Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.
Sales Training
Sales Training
Inflict 15 Loss. At the start of each battle, a random Employee of yours permanently gains +3 Loss.
Patent Portfolio
Patent Portfolio
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Gain 1 Revenue.
Coffee Machine
Coffee Machine
Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Ramen Budget
Ramen Budget
Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Code Monkey
Code Monkey
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 5. Scale +1 while adjacent to a Machine.
Accountant
Accountant
Gain 1 Revenue. Remove 4 Debt.
Consultant
Consultant
Inflict 40 Loss.
Underdog Story
Underdog Story
Inflict 18 Loss. Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Tax Loophole
Tax Loophole
Remove 5 Debt. Gain 10 Moat.
Closed Sundays
Closed Sundays
Slow your assets 2s. Gain 80 Moat.
Business Coach
Business Coach
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Office Canary
Office Canary
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.
Fine Print
Fine Print
Apply 1 Debt. Your other assets apply +1 Debt.
Net 90
Net 90
Apply 1 Debt.
Refinance
Refinance
Remove 4 Debt. Profit 10.
Loan Shark
Loan Shark
Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.
A/B Test
A/B Test
Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Interest Check
Interest Check
Gain 2 Revenue.
Temp Worker
Temp Worker
Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. Liquidate this.
Referral Program
Referral Program
Inflict 20 Loss. At the start of the battle, gain 30% Market Share for each Human you control.
Valuation Consultant
Valuation Consultant
Permanently gain +10 Valuation. Remove 2 Scandal.
Golden Goose
Golden Goose
Profit 200. Stock 3.
Rainy Day
Rainy Day
Gain 10 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: gain 60 Moat and Refurbish your most recently Liquidated asset.
Office Raccoon
Office Raccoon
Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Bribe
Bribe
Inflict 30 Loss. Apply 3 Scandal.
Project Manager
Project Manager
Inflict 10 Loss. Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Payday Loan
Payday Loan
Profit 45. Gain 1 Debt.
Paid Reporter
Paid Reporter
Apply 5 Scandal.
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Bankruptcy Lawyer
Gain 50 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: remove 100% of your Debt and Profit 70.
Fliers
Fliers
Inflict 12 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Pop
Pop
Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Neighborhood Watch
Neighborhood Watch
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival applies Scandal to you, inflict 25 Loss.
Commission Structure
Commission Structure
Profit 15. When one of your Employees inflicts Loss, Profit 4 plus 30% of it.
Volunteer
Volunteer
Inflict 20 Loss. Profit 20. Always costs 0 Funding.
Executive Assistant
Executive Assistant
Overwork the Employee to your left 2s. Profit 15.
Factorybot
Factorybot
Profit 30.
Move Fast
Move Fast
Overwork the Machine to your right 3s. Profit 30. Gain 1 Debt.
Late Fee
Late Fee
Inflict 10 Loss. Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 50 Loss.
Open Late
Open Late
Inflict 12 Loss. Profit 12. Gain 5 Moat.
Mom
Mom
Fast Track adjacent Humans 2s. Whenever you Surplus, gain 250% of it as Moat.
Brand Ambassador
Brand Ambassador
Apply 2 Scandal. When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Burn Rate
Burn Rate
Take 10 Loss. Overwork your Machines 1.5s.
Small Talk
Small Talk
Gain 8 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, Profit 20.
Long Memory
Long Memory
Gain 10 Moat. Whenever the rival Slows this, inflict 30 Loss.
Office Cat
Office Cat
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.
Office Rat
Office Rat
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Subscription Model
Subscription Model
Apply 2 Debt.