MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Shaved Yak
Common Small

Shaved Yak

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.shaved_yak
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
12.0 SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Base Cost: $16 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Liquidators
Liquidators
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Night Shift
The Night Shift
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Classifieds
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Flea Market
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Garage Sale
Garage Sale
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Office Max
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
22.2% (69 / 311 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 7L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 1L
Baron
0.0%
0W / 6L
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Shaved Yak

7 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Sterling LLC
CEO Baron • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Venture Debt & Regret
CEO Baron • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$520 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Velocity Group
CEO Scrappy • Year 3 • Bankruptcy
$260 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Centurion Forge
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$1,200 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Apex Strategies
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$3,833 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Halcyon Forge
CEO Baron • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$1,282 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Cornerstone Collective
CEO Baron • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$9,811 Valuation
about 2 months ago