MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.office_max
STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Office Max
Asset Market 🏷️ 15% OFF 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 1.36 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–5

Office Max

“A big-box superstore of ergonomic chairs, breakroom essentials, and administrative gear.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.office_max

Buy office gear and furniture

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 15% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (38 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Petty Cash (11 sold) Rubber Duck (11 sold) Shaved Yak (11 sold) Open Office (10 sold) Expense Account (9 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
26.9% (97 / 361 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
1.36 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 1.36 cards per stop (34% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
132 items ($2,266 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (6 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$55 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$38 NEW UNIT 10 days ago
$23 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$63 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$11 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$6 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$15 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$23 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$23 NEW UNIT 12 days ago
$5 NEW UNIT 12 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Office Max's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 25 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 12 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 1 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
1-SLOT
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 35.7% (5/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Hiring Freeze

Hiring Freeze

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival Employee 1s.
▸ Apply 3 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Hiring Freeze

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Audit a random rival Employee 1s. Apply 3 Debt.

Pick Rate 31.6% (6/19)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Goodwill Hunting

Goodwill Hunting

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
PASSIVE
▸ When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Goodwill Hunting

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

When you sell this, gain a random small Machine.

Pick Rate 29.6% (16/54)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Comfy Chair

Comfy Chair

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Comfy Chair

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Whenever this is Slowed, gain 25 Moat.

Pick Rate 29.4% (20/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 10 ◈ 10
1-SLOT
Waste Not

Waste Not

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Waste Not

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$46 Funding List: $55
-15% OFF

Profit 10. Whenever you Surplus, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 27.8% (15/54)
Win Rate 54.5% (6W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 8
1-SLOT
Request for Proposal

Request for Proposal

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 8.
▸ When you sell this, gain a random Service.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Request for Proposal

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$18 Funding List: $22
-15% OFF

Profit 8. When you sell this, gain a random Service.

Pick Rate 27.5% (19/69)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▲ 100
2-SLOT
Back Room

Back Room

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
15.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.

Back Room

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$51 Funding List: $60
-15% OFF

Profit 100. Whenever you Surplus, Fast Track your Employees 0.5s.

Pick Rate 27.0% (10/37)
Win Rate 60.9% (14W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Ramen Budget

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Fast Track your Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 26.5% (13/49)
Win Rate 30.8% (4W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Server Rack

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.2% (34/130)
Win Rate 20.0% (3W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Bulk Order

Bulk Order

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸ Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s.
▸ Stock 2.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Bulk Order

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Restock adjacent assets 1 and Fast Track them 1s. Stock 2.

Pick Rate 25.5% (12/47)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$5 Funding List: $6
-15% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 24.2% (129/532)
Win Rate 10.5% (6W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

On-Call Pager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$23 Funding List: $28
-15% OFF

Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 23.5% (16/68)
Win Rate 66.7% (4W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 8
1-SLOT
Bulk Discount

Bulk Discount

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Bulk Discount

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Inflict 8 Loss for each Property you control.

Pick Rate 23.1% (25/108)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Refactor

Refactor

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Refactor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 22.4% (15/67)
Win Rate 25.0% (3W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
▸ Slow adjacent assets 2s.
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 22.2% (69/311)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
⇈ 1 ▲ 10
2-SLOT
Cubicle Farm

Cubicle Farm

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Cubicle Farm

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. When one of your Employees activates, Profit 10.

Pick Rate 20.9% (37/177)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 7 acquisitions here
▲ 40
1-SLOT
Petty Cash

Petty Cash

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Petty Cash

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-15% OFF

Profit 40. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 20.6% (86/417)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 11 acquisitions here
▲ 30 ⇈ 1
2-SLOT
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Side Hustle

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$25 Funding List: $30
-15% OFF

Profit 30. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 20.2% (19/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Hot Desk

Hot Desk

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Hot Desk

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-15% OFF

Fast Track the asset to your right 1s. Move this asset one slot right.

Pick Rate 19.6% (11/56)
Win Rate 57.1% (4W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

A/B Test

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 19.4% (35/180)
Win Rate 28.6% (10W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 30
2-SLOT
SCRUM

SCRUM

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
10.0
SEC
▸ Restock your assets 1.
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

SCRUM

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $28
-15% OFF

Restock your assets 1. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 19.3% (26/135)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
◈ 50
2-SLOT
Company Handbook

Company Handbook

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
▸ Reduce your Scandal by 3.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Company Handbook

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$34 Funding List: $40
-15% OFF

Gain 50 Moat. Reduce your Scandal by 3.

Pick Rate 18.8% (31/165)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Expense Account

Expense Account

BASIC
MEDIUM BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Expense Account

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Profit 40. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 20.

Pick Rate 18.6% (27/145)
Win Rate 12.9% (4W/27L)
Merchant Volume: 9 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Bootstrapped

Bootstrapped

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Bootstrapped

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$22 Funding List: $26
-15% OFF

Profit 20. Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 18.5% (15/81)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Net 90

Net 90

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸ Apply 1 Debt.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Net 90

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$3 Funding List: $4
-15% OFF

Apply 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 18.3% (33/180)
Win Rate 16.7% (1W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 20
2-SLOT
Quarterly Goals

Quarterly Goals

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Overwork your Employees 1s.
▸ Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Quarterly Goals

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$20 Funding List: $24
-15% OFF

Overwork your Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 18.1% (19/105)
Win Rate 20.0% (1W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Coffee Machine

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$5 Funding List: $6
-15% OFF

Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 17.8% (32/180)
Win Rate 23.1% (3W/10L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 50
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$55 Funding List: $65
-15% OFF

Profit 50. Inflict 50 Loss. When you sell this, lose 25 Valuation.

Pick Rate 16.7% (8/48)
Win Rate 33.3% (1W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 30
1-SLOT
Fliers

Fliers

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.

Fliers

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$38 Funding List: $45
-15% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss for each adjacent Human.

Pick Rate 16.3% (14/86)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
2-SLOT
Kanban

Kanban

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s.
▸ Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Kanban

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-15% OFF

Fast Track the Employee to your right 1s. Your Employees to the right act 15% faster.

Pick Rate 15.6% (24/154)
Win Rate 22.2% (4W/14L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
3-SLOT
Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Ping Pong Table

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$17 Funding List: $20
-15% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 15.1% (8/53)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 15
2-SLOT
Open Office

Open Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 15.
▸ When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Open Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $28
-15% OFF

Profit 15. When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.

Pick Rate 14.8% (40/270)
Win Rate 23.1% (9W/30L)
Merchant Volume: 10 acquisitions here
◈ 50
1-SLOT
Nap Pod

Nap Pod

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY BENEFIT
5.0
SEC
▸ Audit one of your Employees 1s.
▸ Gain 50 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Nap Pod

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$63 Funding List: $75
-15% OFF

Audit one of your Employees 1s. Gain 50 Moat.

Pick Rate 12.9% (9/70)
Win Rate 60.0% (3W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
⇈ 1 ◈ 8
1-SLOT
Website

Website

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
▸ Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Website

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$13 Funding List: $16
-15% OFF

Gain 1 Revenue. Whenever an adjacent asset Profits, gain 8 Moat.

Pick Rate 12.5% (5/40)
Win Rate 100.0% (2W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 8
2-SLOT
Community Board

Community Board

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY SERVICE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Community Board

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$15 Funding List: $18
-15% OFF

Gain 8 Moat for each Tag among your assets.

Pick Rate 12.5% (4/32)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 30 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Pop

Pop

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Pop

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$38 Funding List: $45
-15% OFF

Inflict 30 Loss. Profit 20. Whenever this is Fast Tracked, Profit 30.

Pick Rate 12.2% (6/49)
Win Rate 25.9% (21W/60L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Kombucha Tap

Kombucha Tap

BASIC
SMALL SERVICE MACHINE BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
▸ Gain 1 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Kombucha Tap

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$42 Funding List: $50
-15% OFF

Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.

Pick Rate 9.7% (7/72)
Win Rate 60.0% (3W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Storage Room

Storage Room

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 10 Moat.
▸ Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Storage Room

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding List: $12
-15% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. Your other assets with Stock hold +1 max Stock.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here