MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.noise_cancelling_headphones
Machine Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
7.0 SEC
Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Base Cost: $8 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Overwork The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

7 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

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1.0x Base Price
Robotics Expo
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Price
The Hackerspace
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Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Office Max
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Refurbished Hardware
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Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
0.5x Price
Benefits Broker
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
35.7% (5 / 14 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
—
No filings
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
0.0%
0W / 1L

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Noise-Cancelling Headphones

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Underdog Technologies
CEO Mom & Pop • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$590 Valuation
about 2 months ago