MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Robotics Expo
Asset Market 🏷️ +5% PREMIUM 📦 4 Stock Slots 🛒 2.81 Sales / Visit Exclusive to Sergei YEAR 4–7

Robotics Expo

“A hall of arms and actuators, all of them cheaper than a salary.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.robotics_expo

Buy the latest machines

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 4 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS +5% Surcharge
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 85
Stocking Mechanism: Dynamic Tag Filter: Machine (28 Eligible Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Conveyor Belt (8 sold) Software Upgrades (6 sold) Fail Whale (5 sold) Artificial Intelligence (5 sold) Assembly Line (5 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
55.3% (21 / 38 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
2.81 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 2.81 cards per stop (70% shelf clearance of 4 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
59 items ($988 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (8 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$21 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$18 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$21 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$16 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$10 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$29 NEW UNIT 7 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Robotics Expo's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

▫ 15 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 6 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 7 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Sort: Pick Rate Win Rate Sales Price Size Name
Filter Tag:
▲ 20 ▼ 30
1-SLOT
Legacy System

Legacy System

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
▸ Inflict 30 Loss.
▸ When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

Legacy System

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 20. Inflict 30 Loss. When you sell this, lose 20 Valuation.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 90
3-SLOT
Artificial Intelligence

Artificial Intelligence

BASIC
LARGE AI MACHINE
18.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 90 Loss.
▸ Whenever another AI activates, Fast Track this 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Artificial Intelligence

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 90 Loss. Whenever another AI activates, Fast Track this 1s.

Pick Rate 56.5% (13/23)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 30 ▲ 30
2-SLOT
Software Upgrades

Software Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Software Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 30 Moat. Profit 30. Apply 2 Debt.

Pick Rate 46.2% (12/26)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 6 acquisitions here
▼ 20
3-SLOT
Robot Uprising

Robot Uprising

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
13.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Fast Track your Machines 2s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Robot Uprising

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 20 Loss. Fast Track your Machines 2s.

Pick Rate 41.2% (7/17)
Win Rate 12.5% (1W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▲ 100
3-SLOT
Lights-Out Factory

Lights-Out Factory

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Profit 100.
▸ Scale +1 while you control no Humans.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times per activation.
◆ + 14 Funding
Full Dossier →

Lights-Out Factory

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$29 Funding List: $28
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 100. Scale +1 while you control no Humans.

Pick Rate 40.0% (10/25)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 15
1-SLOT
Conveyor Belt

Conveyor Belt

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
3.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 15 Loss.
▸ Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Conveyor Belt

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 15 Loss. Move this asset one slot right.

Pick Rate 38.7% (12/31)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 8 acquisitions here
▼ 50
2-SLOT
Satellite

Satellite

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE VEHICLE
10.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Windfall 30%.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Satellite

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 50 Loss. Windfall 30%.

Pick Rate 36.4% (8/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/3L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10
2-SLOT
Hardware Upgrades

Hardware Upgrades

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
10.0
SEC
▸ Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Hardware Upgrades

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Your Machines permanently gain +10 Loss.

Pick Rate 33.3% (11/33)
Win Rate 44.4% (4W/5L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Server Rack

Server Rack

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
9.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Server Rack

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. Whenever an AI activates, gain 5 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.9% (23/72)
Win Rate 14.3% (2W/12L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 10
3-SLOT
Accelerator

Accelerator

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent assets 3s.
▸ When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Accelerator

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork adjacent assets 3s. When you use an adjacent asset, gain 10 Moat.

Pick Rate 31.8% (7/22)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▼ 40
2-SLOT
Feedback Loop

Feedback Loop

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 9 Funding
Full Dossier →

Feedback Loop

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$18 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 40 Loss. Whenever another asset Fast Tracks this, Fast Track it back 50% as much.

Pick Rate 28.6% (8/28)
Win Rate 25.0% (2W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
Assembly Line

Assembly Line

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Assembly Line

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. When you use the asset to your left, Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 28.3% (17/60)
Win Rate 22.7% (5W/17L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
▸ Gain 40 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 8 Funding
Full Dossier →

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$16 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.4% (33/125)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Refactor

Refactor

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Refactor

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Remove 3 Debt. Gain 15 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.1% (12/46)
Win Rate 27.3% (3W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 5 acquisitions here
▼ 12 ⇈ 1
1-SLOT
Robot Worker

Robot Worker

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 12 Loss.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Robot Worker

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 12 Loss. Gain 1 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.5% (14/65)
Win Rate 5.6% (3W/51L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
⇈ 3
3-SLOT
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 12 Funding
Full Dossier →

Solar Farm

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$26 Funding List: $25
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 3 Revenue. Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.

Pick Rate 21.1% (12/57)
Win Rate 8.3% (1W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Coffee Machine

Coffee Machine

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Coffee Machine

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork an adjacent Employee 1s.

Pick Rate 21.0% (17/81)
Win Rate 33.3% (3W/6L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 10
1-SLOT
A/B Test

A/B Test

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE AI
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ This permanently gains +3 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

A/B Test

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 10 Loss. This permanently gains +3 Loss.

Pick Rate 19.1% (18/94)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 40
2-SLOT
Well-oiled Factory

Well-oiled Factory

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 40.
▸ When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ + 10 Funding
Full Dossier →

Well-oiled Factory

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$21 Funding List: $20
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 40. When you use an asset to your left, Fast Track a random asset to your right 1s.

Pick Rate 14.3% (6/42)
Win Rate 10.0% (1W/9L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 200
3-SLOT
Nuclear Reactor

Nuclear Reactor

BASIC
LARGE MACHINE
30.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 200 Loss.
▸ When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 15 Funding
Full Dossier →

Nuclear Reactor

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$31 Funding List: $30
+5% PREMIUM

Inflict 200 Loss. When this is Liquidated, take 200 Loss.

Pick Rate 14.3% (2/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
Factorybot

Factorybot

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ + 5 Funding
Full Dossier →

Factorybot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$10 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 30.

Pick Rate 7.1% (1/14)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50 ▼ 40
2-SLOT
Miracle Analyzer

Miracle Analyzer

BASIC
MEDIUM MACHINE SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal.
▸ When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ + 11 Funding
Full Dossier →

Miracle Analyzer

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$23 Funding List: $22
+5% PREMIUM

Profit 50. Apply 2 Debt and 1 Scandal. When this is Audited, take 40 Loss and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 30
1-SLOT
On-Call Pager

On-Call Pager

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s.
▸ Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
◆ + 25 Funding
Full Dossier →

On-Call Pager

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$52 Funding List: $50
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork a random friendly Employee 1s. Profit 30.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE BENEFIT
7.0
SEC
▸ Overwork adjacent Employees 2s.
▸ Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 40 Funding
Full Dossier →

Noise-Cancelling Headphones

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$84 Funding List: $80
+5% PREMIUM

Overwork adjacent Employees 2s. Adjacent Employees cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Security System

Security System

BASIC
SMALL PROPERTY MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Security System

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, Audit the rival's fastest asset 2s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Keycard

Keycard

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 20 Moat.
▸ The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
◆ + 7 Funding
Full Dossier →

Keycard

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$14 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 20 Moat. The Machine to your right cannot be Slowed or Audited.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 15
1-SLOT
Space Heater

Space Heater

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
4.0
SEC
▸ Gain 15 Moat.
▸ While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Burnout
An asset pushed past one act per second is Burned Out: more speed is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Space Heater

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 15 Moat. While Burned Out, Overwork adjacent Employees 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 8
1-SLOT
Backup Drives

Backup Drives

BASIC
SMALL MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 8 Moat.
▸ Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Refurbish
Brings a Liquidated asset back into play.
◆ + 6 Funding
Full Dossier →

Backup Drives

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$12 Funding
+5% PREMIUM

Gain 8 Moat. Whenever one of your Machines is Liquidated, Refurbish it.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here