MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.kombucha_tap
STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Kombucha Tap
Common Small

Kombucha Tap

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.kombucha_tap
Service Machine Benefit
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 40 Moat. Gain 1 Scandal.
Base Cost: $50 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Machine Shop
Tag Filter (Service, Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Classifieds
Curated Shelf Stock
0.7x Price
Robotics Expo
Tag Filter (Service, Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Price
Office Max
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Refurbished Hardware
Tag Filter (Service, Machine, Benefit)
0.5x Price
Benefits Broker
Tag Filter (Service, Machine, Benefit)
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Diner
Curated Shelf Stock
0.9x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
9.7% (7 / 72 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
60.0% (3W / 2L)

+10.0% above 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

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No filings
50.0%
1W / 1L
66.7%
2W / 1L
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No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Kombucha Tap

5 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 9 • Domination
$680 Valuation
13 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$735 Valuation
21 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,340 Valuation
23 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Sergei • Year 8 • Domination
$615 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Sergei • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$365 Valuation
about 2 months ago