Agile
▸
10% faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Market Domination
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $1,340
- Final Liquid Funding
- $2,717
- Fiscal Review Record
- 8 Wins / 1 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
✦ MVP ✦
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Black Turtleneck
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
◆
#8
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
RESILIENT TURNAROUND
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Absorbing an early setback and valuation crash to $170, the enterprise rallied with consecutive wins to achieve Market Domination.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $170 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $540 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $880 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $945 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $1,015 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $1,090 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $1,190 | 6 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 8 | $1,265 | 7 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 9 | $1,340 | 8 | 1 | Domination |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Bastion Labs is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
1W
/
8L
9 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
11.1%
1 rival repelled
Active Board Snapshots
9 Filings
Years 1 through 9
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Paper Tiger
SMALL
ANIMAL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
Stock 1.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Oil Well
LARGE
PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Profit 30.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Consultant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Rubber Duck
SMALL
ANIMAL
SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
Severance Package
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Hostile Takeover
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Assets
BASIC
Agile
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
Severance Package
SMALL
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
When one of your Employees is Liquidated, permanently gain 5 Funding.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
⚡
Agile
Hostile Takeover
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Buzzword
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat.
▸
Remove 2 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
Assets
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Animal Lover
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Moat for every Animal you have.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Black Turtleneck
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
Assets
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
+
PLUS
Earnings Call
LARGE
SCHEME
12.0
SEC
▸
Inflict Loss equal to 1x the Funding you have earned this run.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Security System
SMALL
PROPERTY
MACHINE
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Whenever one of your assets is Audited or Slowed, also Audit the rival's fastest asset 3s.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Guinea Pig
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Overwork your adjacent Machines 3.5s.
Keywords
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.
Kombucha Tap
SMALL
SERVICE
MACHINE
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 80 Moat.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Pink Elephant
MEDIUM
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 120 Moat.
▸
Gain 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Black Turtleneck
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 40 Moat.
▸
Remove 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Policies
POLICY
▸
The first time you would go under, instead Profit 100% of your Valuation.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When you apply Scandal, gain 6 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets grant 6% more Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
While ahead on Cash, your assets inflict 3% more Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
POLICY
▸
When the Market Crash begins, inflict Loss equal to 60% of your Moat.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Market Crash
After 30 seconds, everyone loses money — fast, and it gets worse.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
At the start of each Year, receive 4 Funding.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Animal ×2
Animal / 2 assets- Guinea Pig
- Pink Elephant
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Machine ×2
Machine / 2 assets- Security System
- Kombucha Tap
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Property ×2
Property / 2 assets- Security System
- Black Turtleneck
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Scheme ×2
Scheme / 2 assets- Earnings Call
- Black Turtleneck
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Service ×2
Service / 2 assets- Kombucha Tap
- Doorman
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Kombucha Tap
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Employee ×1
Employee / 1 asset- Guinea Pig
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Human ×1
Human / 1 asset- Doorman
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