STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
UC
Operational Specification Tier:
TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.
BASE COST
$16 Funding
LIQUIDATION
+$8 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS)
+10.0 Moat/s
Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Filing Performance Telemetry
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
27.9%
(19 / 68 seen)
Calculated across all corporate draft selections.
WIN RATE
0.0%
(0W / 1L)
-50.0% below 50% baseline.
Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pink Elephant
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$717 Valuation
10 days ago