MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Pink Elephant
Common Medium

Pink Elephant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.pink_elephant
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.
Base Cost: $55 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
18.3% (28 / 153 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
33.3% (1W / 2L)

-16.7% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
50.0%
1W / 1L
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Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pink Elephant

3 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Baron • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$663 Valuation
10 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Baron • Year 9 • Domination
$1,340 Valuation
23 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$717 Valuation
about 2 months ago