MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Asset Directory / asset.neutral.pink_elephant
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Pink Elephant
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Pink Elephant

Filing Identifier: asset.neutral.pink_elephant
Animal
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
6.0 SEC
Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.
Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash
BASE COST $16 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$8 Funding
THROUGHPUT (EPS) +10.0 Moat/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Moat Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

5 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

HR Department
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
The Press Room
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
Commercial Showroom
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
EXECUTIVE PICK RATE
27.9% (19 / 68 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 1L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

0.0%
0W / 1L
No filings
No filings
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Pink Elephant

1 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$717 Valuation
10 days ago