MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Boardroom Analytics / vendor.pet_store
Changed in 1.1.0 STATUS: LICENSED MERCHANT
UC
Pet Store
Asset Market 🏷️ 20% OFF 📦 2 Stock Slots 🛒 0.87 Sales / Visit ALL FOUNDERS YEAR 1–3

Pet Store

“Morale is a line item too. The cat is not negotiable.”
Merchant Identifier: vendor.pet_store

Buy animals at 20% off

Commercial Terms & Encounter Mechanics

Statutory Market Invariants

Operating rules governing inventory allocation, pricing modifiers, and encounter routing:

SHELF CAPACITY 2 Offers / Roll
PRICING TERMS 20% Off
ENCOUNTER WEIGHT Weight 60
Stocking Mechanism: Curated Asset Pool (28 Designated Cards)
Restock Rule: Static Shelf (Does not refill upon purchase; requires paid reroll)
Most Acquired At This Merchant
Scapegoat (4 sold) Guinea Pig (3 sold) Rubber Duck (3 sold) Paper Tiger (2 sold) Pink Elephant (2 sold)

Commerce Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
VISIT CONVERSION (PICK RATE)
21.7% (23 / 106 offers)

Rate at which executive founders prioritize visiting this merchant when offered.

SALES PER VISIT
0.87 cards / stop

Founders buy an average of 0.87 cards per stop (44% shelf clearance of 2 slots).

TOTAL SALES & REVENUE
20 items ($183 spend)

Gross inventory acquired across all runs (0 upgrades purchased).

Recent Merchant Sales

Executive Transaction Audit
Asset Sold Price Type Time
$12 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 2 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 3 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 6 days ago
$12 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 7 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$8 NEW UNIT 9 days ago
$9 NEW UNIT 9 days ago

Authorized Shelf Inventory & Options

All eligible corporate assets rolled on Pet Store's shelves. Sized according to 1-, 2-, and 3-width board footprints.

22 Small (1-Slot) ▫▫ 4 Medium (2-Slot) ▫▫▫ 2 Large (3-Slot)
Size:
Filter Tag:
1-SLOT
Office Goldfish

Office Goldfish

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Office Goldfish

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.

Pick Rate 100.0% (1/1)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Parrot

Office Parrot

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 2 Scandal.
When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Office Parrot

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Gain 2 Scandal. When a rival Human activates, apply 1 Scandal to the rival.

Pick Rate 75.0% (3/4)
Win Rate 100.0% (1W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 20
1-SLOT
Office Dog

Office Dog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s.
Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Dog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Fast Track adjacent Employees 1s. Profit 20.

Pick Rate 75.0% (3/4)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 10
1-SLOT
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
Profit 10.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Office Hamster

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$6 Funding List: $8
-20% OFF

Profit 10.

Pick Rate 37.5% (6/16)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Animal Lover

Animal Lover

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Animal Lover

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Gain 10 Moat for every Animal you have.

Pick Rate 36.2% (63/174)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Corporate Mole

Corporate Mole

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Corporate Mole

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

The rival loses -10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 34.9% (68/195)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Guinea Pig

Guinea Pig

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.
5s.
Overwork
The asset works twice as fast while Overworked.

Guinea Pig

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Overwork your adjacent Machines 2.5s.

Pick Rate 29.0% (54/186)
Win Rate 16.7% (3W/15L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 50
1-SLOT
Shaved Yak

Shaved Yak

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
12.0
SEC
Slow adjacent assets 2s.
Profit 50.
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Shaved Yak

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Slow adjacent assets 2s. Profit 50. Permanently gain +10 Valuation.

Pick Rate 28.8% (40/139)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 60
2-SLOT
Pink Elephant

Pink Elephant

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Gain 60 Moat.
Gain 5 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Pink Elephant

Common ▫▫ 2-Slot
$12 Funding List: $16
-20% OFF

Gain 60 Moat. Gain 5 Scandal.

Pick Rate 27.9% (19/68)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
▼ 20 ▲ 20
1-SLOT
Vulture Capitalist

Vulture Capitalist

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Inflict 20 Loss.
Apply 1 Debt.
When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Vulture Capitalist

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Inflict 20 Loss. Apply 1 Debt. When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 20.

Pick Rate 27.7% (18/65)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
1-SLOT
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.
5s.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Rubber Duck

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.

Pick Rate 27.6% (68/246)
Win Rate 4.9% (2W/39L)
Merchant Volume: 3 acquisitions here
▲ 80
1-SLOT
Snail Mail

Snail Mail

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
15.0
SEC
Profit 80.
Remove 4 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Snail Mail

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Profit 80. Remove 4 Debt.

Pick Rate 27.6% (40/145)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
3-SLOT
Fail Whale

Fail Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL MACHINE
8.0
SEC
Audit a random rival asset for 2s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Fail Whale

Uncommon ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$12 Funding List: $16
-20% OFF

Audit a random rival asset for 2s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 26.4% (33/125)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/4L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▼ 25
1-SLOT
Black Swan

Black Swan

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
10.0
SEC
Inflict 25 Loss.
Windfall 10%.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Windfall
Chance for an activation to inflict double Loss, Profit, Revenue, Moat, Debt, and Scandal.

Black Swan

Rare ▫ 1-Slot
$11 Funding List: $14
-20% OFF

Inflict 25 Loss. Windfall 10%.

Pick Rate 26.3% (10/38)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▼ 40
1-SLOT
Paper Tiger

Paper Tiger

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
4.0
SEC
Inflict 40 Loss.
Stock 1.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Paper Tiger

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$8 Funding List: $10
-20% OFF

Inflict 40 Loss. Stock 1.

Pick Rate 24.8% (31/125)
Win Rate 15.4% (2W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 2 acquisitions here
◈ 25
1-SLOT
Watchdog

Watchdog

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
7.0
SEC
Gain 25 Moat.
Audit a rival Scheme 5s.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Watchdog

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Gain 25 Moat. Audit a rival Scheme 5s.

Pick Rate 24.8% (27/109)
Win Rate 3.8% (1W/25L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
◈ 20
1-SLOT
Scapegoat

Scapegoat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
Remove 1 Scandal.
Gain 20 Moat.
The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Scapegoat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Remove 1 Scandal. Gain 20 Moat. The first time you would go under: gain 50 Moat instead and Liquidate this.

Pick Rate 24.5% (23/94)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/7L)
Merchant Volume: 4 acquisitions here
◈ 40
1-SLOT
Office Canary

Office Canary

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Canary

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s. Gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 20.0% (1/5)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/1L)
Merchant Volume: 1 acquisition here
▲ 20 ▼ 20
1-SLOT
Loan Shark

Loan Shark

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
5.0
SEC
Profit 20.
Inflict 20 Loss.
Gain 1 Debt.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.

Loan Shark

Uncommon ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Profit 20. Inflict 20 Loss. Gain 1 Debt.

Pick Rate 19.6% (9/46)
Win Rate 11.5% (3W/23L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 200
1-SLOT
Golden Goose

Golden Goose

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Profit 200.
Stock 3.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.

Golden Goose

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Profit 200. Stock 3.

Pick Rate 17.2% (15/87)
Win Rate 21.4% (3W/11L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 10
1-SLOT
Office Raccoon

Office Raccoon

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
5.0
SEC
Gain 10 Moat.
When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Office Raccoon

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Gain 10 Moat. When an asset is Liquidated, gain 40 Moat.

Pick Rate 16.7% (1/6)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 40
2-SLOT
Unicorn

Unicorn

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL SCHEME
8.0
SEC
Permanently gain +25 Valuation.
Gain 40 Moat.
The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.

Unicorn

Rare ▫▫ 2-Slot
$16 Funding List: $20
-20% OFF

Permanently gain +25 Valuation. Gain 40 Moat. The first time your Cash falls below half: Liquidate this and gain 2 Scandal.

Pick Rate 16.4% (9/55)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/8L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
⇈ 4 ▲ 100
3-SLOT
Enterprise Whale

Enterprise Whale

BASIC
LARGE ANIMAL
16.0
SEC
Gain 4 Revenue.
Profit 100.
While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Enterprise Whale

Rare ▫▫▫ 3-Slot
$22 Funding List: $28
-20% OFF

Gain 4 Revenue. Profit 100. While in play: +50 Funding income per Year.

Pick Rate 12.1% (4/33)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 50
2-SLOT
Fat Cat

Fat Cat

BASIC
MEDIUM ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
9.0
SEC
Profit 50.
Slow your adjacent Employees 1.
5s.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.

Fat Cat

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$14 Funding List: $18
-20% OFF

Profit 50. Slow your adjacent Employees 1.5s.

Pick Rate 10.1% (8/79)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/2L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 30
1-SLOT
Office Cat

Office Cat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
9.0
SEC
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s.
Gain 30 Moat.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.

Office Cat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Fast Track an adjacent Employee 3s. Gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/2)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
1-SLOT
Office Rat

Office Rat

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL
7.0
SEC
Apply 2 Scandal to the rival.
Audit a rival Machine 1s.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.

Office Rat

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$9 Funding List: $12
-20% OFF

Apply 2 Scandal to the rival. Audit a rival Machine 1s.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
▲ 60 ◈ 30
2-SLOT
Dog-Friendly Office

Dog-Friendly Office

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
6.0
SEC
Profit 60.
For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Dog-Friendly Office

Uncommon ▫▫ 2-Slot
$64 Funding List: $80
-20% OFF

Profit 60. For each Animal you control, gain 30 Moat.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here
◈ 5
1-SLOT
Adoption Drive

Adoption Drive

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
Gain 5 Moat.
When you sell this, gain a random Animal.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.

Adoption Drive

Common ▫ 1-Slot
$32 Funding List: $40
-20% OFF

Gain 5 Moat. When you sell this, gain a random Animal.

Pick Rate 0.0% (0/0)
Win Rate 0.0% (0W/0L)
Merchant Volume: 0 acquisitions here