MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER
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Office Hamster
Common Small Scrappy

Office Hamster

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_hamster
Animal Employee
Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
2.0 SEC
Profit 10.
Base Cost: $18 Funding

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency
Staffing Agency
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Base Price
Pet Store
Pet Store
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Flea Market
The Flea Market
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price
The Corner Kiosk
The Corner Kiosk
Curated Shelf Stock
1.0x Price
Executive Headhunters
Executive Headhunters
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Price
The Consortium
The Consortium
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
1.0x Base Price
The Day Labor Corner
The Day Labor Corner
Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)
0.5x Price
The Break Room
The Break Room
Curated Shelf Stock
0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
PICK RATE
32.5% (13 / 40 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE
0.0% (0W / 7L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy
0.0%
0W / 7L
Baron
—
No filings
Sergei
—
No filings
Mom & Pop
—
No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Hamster

7 Recent Runs
DEFEAT
Perpetual Cartel
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$363 Valuation
25 days ago
DEFEAT
Sweat Equity Inc.
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$265 Valuation
25 days ago
DEFEAT
Frontier Group
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$410 Valuation
25 days ago
DEFEAT
Bepo
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$590 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Proxima Ventures
CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy
$625 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Overdraft Industries
CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy
$645 Valuation
about 2 months ago
DEFEAT
Bedrock & Sons
CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy
$675 Valuation
about 2 months ago