STATUS: ACTIVE ROSTER

Common Small Scrappy

Office Hamster

Filing Identifier: asset.scrappy.office_hamster

Animal Employee

Operational Specification Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC

2.0 SEC

Profit 10.

Trigger: OnActivate Target: Rival Cash

BASE COST $8 Funding

LIQUIDATION +$4 Funding

THROUGHPUT (EPS) +5.0 Profit/s

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.

Authorized Vendor Shelves & Sourcing

8 Outlets

Available through the following municipal and corporate vendors:

Staffing Agency

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Base Price

Pet Store

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Flea Market

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

The Corner Kiosk

Curated Shelf Stock

1.0x Price

Executive Headhunters

Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)

1.0x Price

The Consortium

Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)

1.0x Base Price

The Day Labor Corner

Tag Filter (Animal, Employee)

0.5x Price

The Break Room

Curated Shelf Stock

0.8x Price

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings

EXECUTIVE PICK RATE

37.5% (6 / 16 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft selections.

WIN RATE

0.0% (0W / 4L)

-50.0% below 50% baseline.

Win Rate by Corporate Founder (CEO)

Scrappy

0.0%

0W / 4L

Sergei

—

No filings

Baron

—

No filings

Mom & Pop

—

No filings

Recent Corporate Filings Featuring Office Hamster

4 Recent Runs

DEFEAT

Bepo

CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy

$590 Valuation

9 days ago

DEFEAT

Proxima Ventures

CEO Scrappy • Year 8 • Bankruptcy

$625 Valuation

10 days ago

DEFEAT

Overdraft Industries

CEO Scrappy • Year 6 • Bankruptcy

$645 Valuation

11 days ago

DEFEAT

Bedrock & Sons

CEO Scrappy • Year 7 • Bankruptcy

$675 Valuation

11 days ago