MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Sweat Equity Inc.

4 Years in business
Filed October 12, 2026 at 22:13 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$265
Final Liquid Funding
$162
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▼ 40 ▲ 40
Vulture Capitalist
✦ MVP ✦

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 22 Funding
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▼ 40 ▲ 40
Volunteer
Offshore
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
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▲ 20
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 90
Credit Card Roulette

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 60
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ 60
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈ #8
◈ #9

Corporate Policies

Open Door Policy
◆
#1

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth
◆
#2

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#3

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $265 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 1 Wins, 0 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 1 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $200 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $200 Valuation Yr 4 $265 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $265 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 1 0 Stable
Year 2 $140 1 1 Setback
Year 3 $200 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $265 1 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Sweat Equity Inc. is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
0W / 0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker

Hard Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 10 Loss.
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 7 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 1W - 0S
Assets
Hard Worker
+

Hard Worker

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 20 Loss.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
YEAR 3 $200 1W - 1S
Assets
Temp Worker

Temp Worker

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Profit 50.
▸ Inflict 50 Loss.
▸ Liquidate this.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Data Analyst

Data Analyst

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your slowest asset 2s.
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 12 Funding
Full Dossier →
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager

Social Media Manager

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 30 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
Petty Cash
+

Petty Cash

PLUS
SMALL PROPERTY
4.0
SEC
▸ Profit 80.
▸ Stock 4.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Stock
Limited uses. At 0 Stock, the asset cannot act until Restocked.
◆ 14 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
YEAR 4 $200 1W - 2S
Assets
Vulture Capitalist
+

Vulture Capitalist

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Apply 2 Debt.
▸ When an asset is Liquidated, Fast Track this 3s and Profit 40.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
◆ 22 Funding
Full Dossier →
Volunteer
+
⚡
Offshore

Volunteer

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸ Inflict 40 Loss.
▸ Profit 40.
▸ Always costs 0 Funding.
Buzzword
Offshore
Offshore
▸ +10 Loss.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
◆ 8 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Credit Card Roulette
+

Credit Card Roulette

PLUS
SMALL SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 90.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
▸ Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◆ 40 Funding
Full Dossier →
Late Nights

Late Nights

BASIC
MEDIUM SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track your Employees 2s.
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 20 Funding
Full Dossier →
Social Media Manager
+

Social Media Manager

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸ Gain 60 Moat.
▸ Adjacent assets grant +20 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Ramen Budget

Ramen Budget

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸ Remove 3 Debt.
▸ Fast Track your Employees 1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Open Door Policy

Open Door Policy

POLICY
▸ When one of your Employees is Slowed, Fast Track it 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 90 Funding
Grassroots Growth

Grassroots Growth

POLICY
▸ After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 55 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

4 types
One corporate identity
  • Scheme ×3
    Scheme / 3 assets
    • Credit Card Roulette
    • Late Nights
    • Ramen Budget
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Vulture Capitalist
    • Office Hamster
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Office Hamster
    • Social Media Manager
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Volunteer
    • Social Media Manager
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