MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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Scrappy, company founder
Founded by Scrappy

Perpetual Cartel

4 Years in business
Filed October 13, 2026 at 03:29 UTC

Financial Summary

Final Valuation
$363
Final Liquid Funding
$41
Fiscal Review Record
1 Wins / 3 Setbacks

Asset Portfolio

▲ 150
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
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#1
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
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▲ 20
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
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#3
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
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⇈ 3
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
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#7
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
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▲ 120 ⇈ 3
Side Hustle
✦ MVP ✦

Side Hustle

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 60 Funding
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Corporate Policies

Underdog
◆
#1

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
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◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press
◆
#2

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#3

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
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◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Fiscal Growth Timeline

INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 4, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
FINAL OUTCOME • FISCAL YEAR 4 • $363 VALUATION • 1 Wins / 3 Setbacks
0 Baseline 2 ▲ 3 BANKRUPTCY 4 6 ★ 8 DOMINATION Yr 1 $90 Fiscal Year 1: 0 Wins, 1 Setbacks, $90 Valuation Yr 2 $140 Fiscal Year 2: 0 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $140 Valuation Yr 3 $256 Fiscal Year 3: 1 Wins, 2 Setbacks, $256 Valuation Yr 4 $363 Fiscal Year 4: 1 Wins, 3 Setbacks, $363 Valuation
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
Fiscal Year Closing Valuation Cumulative Wins Cumulative Setbacks Status
Year 1 $90 0 1 Setback
Year 2 $140 0 2 1 Strike Left
Year 3 $256 1 2 1 Strike Left
Year 4 $363 1 3 Bankrupt

Quarterly Shareholder Report →

Ongoing Boardroom Performance

At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Perpetual Cartel is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.

Showdown Record
18W / 24L
42 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
42.9%
18 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 4

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 1S
Assets
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 15 Funding
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Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 0W - 2S
Assets
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
YEAR 3 $256 1W - 2S
Assets
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Early Adopter
+

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 4 $363 1W - 3S
Assets
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Early Adopter
+

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
++

Side Hustle

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding

Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint

Company DNA

Composition of the final board

7 types
One corporate identity
  • Animal ×2
    Animal / 2 assets
    • Office Hamster
    • Rubber Duck
  • Employee ×2
    Employee / 2 assets
    • Rest & Vest
    • Office Hamster
  • Human ×2
    Human / 2 assets
    • Rest & Vest
    • Early Adopter
  • Property ×2
    Property / 2 assets
    • Solar Farm
    • Side Hustle
  • Machine ×1
    Machine / 1 asset
    • Solar Farm
  • Scheme ×1
    Scheme / 1 asset
    • Tech Debt
  • Service ×1
    Service / 1 asset
    • Rubber Duck
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