MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
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QUARTERLY SHAREHOLDER REPORT · 2026-Q4

Perpetual Cartel

Scrappy, The Bootstrapper · Final year 4 · Bankruptcy

Bankrupt · History retained

ALL ANNUAL BOARDS THIS QUARTER0W / 0L
DOMINANCE—
YEAR 4 PLACEMENT—

Final board

▲ 150
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
#1
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 20
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
#3
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
⇈ 3
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
#7
Early Adopter

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
▲ 120 ⇈ 3
Side Hustle
✦ MVP ✦

Side Hustle

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →

Enacted corporate policies

Underdog
◆
#1

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press
◆
#2

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Lean Operations
◆
#3

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding
POLICY SLOT
#4
POLICY SLOT
#5
POLICY SLOT
#6
POLICY SLOT
#7
POLICY SLOT
#8

Recent player encounters

Awaiting the first tracked showdown this quarter.

Score breakdown

Starting run record: 1W / 3L. Eligible final-board results: 0. Distinct opponents: 0.

Excluded repeated encounters: 0. Rating uncertainty: Not enough evidence. Your run's record sets the starting rating, and battles against same-year boards update it.

Annual Boardroom Snapshots

Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.

4 Years Archived
YEAR 1 $90 0W - 1S
Assets
Side Hustle

Side Hustle

BASIC
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 30.
▸ Gain 1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 15 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
YEAR 2 $140 0W - 2S
Assets
Office Hamster

Office Hamster

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 9 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
YEAR 3 $256 1W - 2S
Assets
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Early Adopter
+

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
+

Side Hustle

PLUS
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 60.
▸ Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 30 Funding
Full Dossier →
◈
◈
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
YEAR 4 $363 1W - 3S
Assets
Rest & Vest

Rest & Vest

BASIC
SMALL HUMAN EMPLOYEE
12.0
SEC
▸ Profit 150.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 17 Funding
Full Dossier →
Tech Debt

Tech Debt

BASIC
SMALL SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track adjacent assets 1s.
▸ Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 10 Funding
Full Dossier →
Office Hamster
+

Office Hamster

PLUS
SMALL ANIMAL EMPLOYEE
2.0
SEC
▸ Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 18 Funding
Full Dossier →
Rubber Duck

Rubber Duck

BASIC
SMALL ANIMAL SERVICE
4.0
SEC
▸ Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1.5s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆ 3 Funding
Full Dossier →
Solar Farm

Solar Farm

BASIC
LARGE PROPERTY MACHINE
6.0
SEC
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
▸ Whenever you Surplus, gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Surplus
Profit beyond your Valuation is lost — but some cards pay off when it happens.
◆ 32 Funding
Full Dossier →
Early Adopter
+

Early Adopter

PLUS
SMALL HUMAN
10.0
SEC
▸ Permanently gain +14 Valuation.
◆ 16 Funding
Full Dossier →
Side Hustle
++

Side Hustle

PRO
MEDIUM PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸ Profit 120.
▸ Gain 3 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆ 60 Funding
Full Dossier →
Policies
Underdog

Underdog

POLICY
▸ While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 80 Funding
Any Press Is Good Press

Any Press Is Good Press

POLICY
▸ When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 30 Funding
Lean Operations

Lean Operations

POLICY
▸ Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Inspect Directive Dossier →
◆ 50 Funding