MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4 SEC STATUS: 0 SUBPOENAS FILED (COMPLIANCE WAIVED) CRASH WARNING: T-30s TICK COMMENCING MARKET: +14.2% ▲ ALL-TIME HIGH MOM & POP: MOAT AT ATH ($840 Moat Absorbing) SCRAPPY: +38.5% ▲ 42x Unpaid Interns Leveraged SERGEI: +21.0% ▲ 10,000 Bot Workers Deployed BARON: -3.1% ▼ Injunction Overruled by Cayman Court AMAZOFF: -12.8% ▼ Liquidated in Year 4
◀ Policy Performance / policy.scrappy.any_press
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Any Press Is Good Press
Common POLICY DIRECTIVE Scrappy Exclusive

Any Press Is Good Press

Filing Identifier: policy.scrappy.any_press
Company-Wide Directive
Directive Enactment Tier: TIER 1 • BASIC
⚡ SCANDAL
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Operational Nature: On Scandal Incurred Scope: Company-wide
BASE VALUE $60 Funding
LIQUIDATION +$30 Funding
KEY IMPACT +20 Profit

Governing Legal Clauses & Keywords

Profit Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.

Corporate Procurement Pathways & Precedents

Enactment Channels

Available to executives through the following boardroom initiatives and milestones:

⭐
Executive Promotion Perks (Level-Up)
Offered as 1 of 3 policy choices upon crossing Company Level milestones (Levels 1–12)
Free Selection
✨
Duplicate Ascension (Policy Upgrade)
Acquiring duplicates ascends this policy to Plus, Pro, and Enterprise tiers
Delta Funding

Filing Performance Telemetry

Version Current Filings
Pick Rate
16.0% (12 / 75 seen)

Calculated across all corporate draft and promotion perk offerings.

Win Rate
57.1% (4W / 3L)

+7.1% above 50% baseline.

Procurement Channels:
⭐ Promotion Perks: 12 🛒 Vendor Acquisitions: 0

Performance by Corporate Founder (CEO)

57.1%
4W / 3L
12 picked (16.0%)
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No filings
0 picked (0.0%)
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No filings
0 picked (0.0%)
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No filings
0 picked (0.0%)

Recent Corporate Filings Enacting Any Press Is Good Press

7 Recent Runs
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$10,622 Valuation
12 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$1,355 Valuation
14 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 9 • Domination
$2,463 Valuation
15 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$440 Valuation
16 days ago
VICTORY
CEO Scrappy • Year 10 • Domination
$5,470 Valuation
17 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 5 • Bankruptcy
$360 Valuation
22 days ago
DEFEAT
CEO Scrappy • Year 4 • Bankruptcy
$363 Valuation
25 days ago