Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Bankruptcy Filed
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $360
- Final Liquid Funding
- $999
- Fiscal Review Record
- 2 Wins / 3 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hot Desk
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸
Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
✦ MVP ✦
Side Hustle
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Black Turtleneck
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
#6
#7
#8
Fiscal Growth Timeline
INSOLVENCY FILED
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Conceded 3 fatal setbacks by Fiscal Year 5, triggering mandatory corporate bankruptcy.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $90 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $140 | 0 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 3 | $200 | 1 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 4 | $290 | 2 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 5 | $360 | 2 | 3 | Bankrupt |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Startups R Us is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
4W
/
30L
34 battles fought as rival board
Board Win Rate
11.8%
4 rivals repelled
Active Board Snapshots
4 Filings
Years 1 through 5
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Buzzword
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Side Hustle
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Litigious
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
⚡
Litigious
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Side Hustle
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Superfan
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 40 Loss.
▸
When an adjacent Employee activates, inflict 60 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Open Office
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
7.0
SEC
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When you use an adjacent Human, Fast Track your adjacent Humans 1s and Profit 15.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Hot Desk
SMALL
PROPERTY
BENEFIT
4.0
SEC
▸
Fast Track the asset to your right 1s.
▸
Move this asset one slot right.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Solo Maintainer
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
4.0
SEC
▸
Gain 30 Moat.
▸
Profit 15.
▸
When this is Liquidated, Audit your board for 4s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Audit
The asset stops entirely while under Audit.
Liquidate
Removed for the rest of the battle.
Side Hustle
MEDIUM
PROPERTY
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 60.
▸
Gain 2 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Corporate Mole
SMALL
ANIMAL
EMPLOYEE
7.0
SEC
▸
The rival loses -10 Valuation.
Black Turtleneck
SMALL
PROPERTY
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 20 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track a random Scheme 1s.
▸
Gain 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
Your assets act 0.1s faster.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +50 Valuation.
POLICY
▸
When one of your Employees activates, Profit 50.
▸
Your Employees act 0.1s slower.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
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Property ×4
Property / 4 assets- Open Office
- Hot Desk
- Side Hustle
- Black Turtleneck
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Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Superfan
- Volunteer
- Solo Maintainer
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Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Solo Maintainer
- Corporate Mole
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Animal ×1
Animal / 1 asset- Corporate Mole
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Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Hot Desk
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Scheme ×1
Scheme / 1 asset- Black Turtleneck
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