Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Corporate Dossier
Ultracapitalism / Company Archives
Market Domination
Financial Summary
- Final Valuation
- $10,622
- Final Liquid Funding
- $1,300
- Fiscal Review Record
- 8 Wins / 2 Setbacks
Asset Portfolio
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 160 Moat.
▸
Remove 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Gain 32 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 400 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Litigious
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
✦ MVP ✦
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Corporate Policies
◆
#1
POLICY
ENTERPRISE
▸
Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◆
#2
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◆
#3
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#4
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
◆
#5
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
◆
#6
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
◆
#7
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Fiscal Growth Timeline
CRITICAL COMEBACK
Cumulative Wins
Cumulative Losses
Bankruptcy Limit (3)
Surviving at 2 setbacks (one defeat away from liquidation!), the board engineered a historic turnaround to secure Market Domination.
Audit Raw Fiscal Records (Tabular Breakdown)
| Fiscal Year | Closing Valuation | Cumulative Wins | Cumulative Setbacks | Status |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Year 1 | $110 | 0 | 1 | Setback |
| Year 2 | $160 | 1 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 3 | $250 | 2 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 4 | $365 | 3 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 5 | $600 | 4 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 6 | $940 | 5 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 7 | $1,402 | 6 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 8 | $3,177 | 7 | 1 | Stable |
| Year 9 | $8,507 | 7 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
| Year 10 | $10,622 | 8 | 2 | 1 Strike Left |
Quarterly Shareholder Report →
Ongoing Boardroom Performance
At each year-end, an audit snapshot of Cap Table Carnage is filed to challenge rival corporate executives during their End-of-Year Showdowns.
Showdown Record
0W
/
0L
0 battles logged to date
Board Win Rate
—
Awaiting first showdown
Active Board Snapshots
10 Filings
Years 1 through 10
Annual Boardroom Snapshots
Historical portfolio audits captured at the conclusion of each fiscal year.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Hard Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
5.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Profit 10.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Volunteer
SMALL
HUMAN
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 20 Loss.
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Always costs 0 Funding.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Remote Worker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 10.
▸
Inflict 10 Loss.
▸
Gain 10 Moat.
▸
Scale +1 for every other Remote Worker.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 60 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 1.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Community EBITDA
MEDIUM
SCHEME
8.0
SEC
▸
Gain 50 Valuation.
▸
Gain 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Brand Ambassador
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Scandal.
▸
When one of your assets Profits, apply 3 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
◈
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
Pivoted
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 5 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Brand Ambassador
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
▸
When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
◈
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
+
Pivoted
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
BASIC
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 5 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 1.5s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Brand Ambassador
SMALL
HUMAN
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 3 Scandal.
▸
When one of your assets Profits, apply 5 Scandal.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 45.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Marketing Strategist
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Gain 15 Moat.
▸
When you apply Scandal, this gains +10 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Office Goldfish
SMALL
ANIMAL
6.0
SEC
▸
Slow an adjacent Employee 1s and a rival Employee 2s.
Keywords
Slow
The asset works at half speed while Slowed.
◈
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
BASIC
BASIC
++
Pivoted
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
PRO
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Assets
Agile
BASIC
BASIC
++
Pivoted
PRO
BASIC
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
++
PRO
BASIC
⚡
Agile
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Keynote Speaker
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +10 Valuation.
▸
Fast Track an adjacent Employee 1s.
Keywords
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
◈
Policies
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Assets
+
PLUS
++
PRO
++
Pivoted
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Agile
BASIC
++
PRO
BASIC
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.7s.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +26 Valuation.
▸
Gain 24 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Agile
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.5s.
Buzzword
Agile
▸
10% faster.
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
POLICY
▸
Your Employees act 5% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Assets
+
PLUS
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Pivoted
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
BASIC
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
Business Coach
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
9.0
SEC
▸
Permanently reduce an adjacent Employee's cooldown by -0.7s.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Gain 32 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Litigious
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
PLUS
▸
Your Employees act 10% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 5 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Assets
++
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Pivoted
PRO
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
+
PLUS
BASIC
Leveraged
BASIC
++
Litigious
PRO
BASIC
Stealth Mode
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Gain 240 Moat.
▸
Reduce your Scandal by 2.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Gain 32 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 2 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Company Store
SMALL
BENEFIT
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 16 for each of your Employees.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Collections Agent
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
6.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 10 Loss, plus 400% of the rival's Debt.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Leveraged
Vaporware
SMALL
SCHEME
3.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 30 Loss.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
Buzzword
Leveraged
▸
+25% Loss, and also apply 1 Debt to yourself.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Litigious
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
PRO
▸
Your Employees act 20% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 10 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Assets
+++
ENTERPRISE
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Pivoted
PRO
+
PLUS
+++
ENTERPRISE
BASIC
+++
ENTERPRISE
++
Litigious
PRO
+++
ENTERPRISE
Doorman
SMALL
HUMAN
SERVICE
5.0
SEC
▸
Gain 160 Moat.
▸
Remove 8 Scandal.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Chief Storyteller
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
10.0
SEC
▸
Permanently gain +40 Valuation.
▸
Gain 32 Moat.
Keywords
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
⚡
Pivoted
Ramen Budget
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Remove 8 Debt.
▸
Fast Track your Employees 2s.
Buzzword
Pivoted
▸
Fills 15% faster.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Credit Card Roulette
SMALL
SCHEME
5.0
SEC
▸
Profit 90.
▸
Gain 1 Debt.
▸
Scale +1 while you have less Cash than the rival.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scale
The asset's effects trigger additional times each time it acts.
Net 90
SMALL
SCHEME
7.0
SEC
▸
Apply 4 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Bootstrapped
SMALL
SCHEME
6.0
SEC
▸
Profit 20.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 50 and Fast Track your fastest asset 2s.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
Late Fee
SMALL
SCHEME
4.0
SEC
▸
Inflict 80 Loss.
▸
Whenever you apply Debt to the rival, inflict 400 Loss.
Keywords
Loss
Reduces the rival's Cash. Absorbed by Moat first.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
⚡
Litigious
Accountant
SMALL
HUMAN
EMPLOYEE
3.0
SEC
▸
Gain 4 Revenue.
▸
Remove 12 Debt.
Buzzword
Litigious
▸
Also apply 1 Scandal.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
Permanent Modifications
Permanent fiscal enhancements active on this asset.
Expense Account
MEDIUM
BENEFIT
8.0
SEC
▸
Profit 320.
▸
Whenever you gain Debt, Profit 160.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Policies
+
+
POLICY
ENTERPRISE
▸
Your Employees act 40% faster.
▸
Start each battle with 25 Debt.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
POLICY
▸
When Scandal is applied to you, Profit 20.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Scandal
Fast recurring Loss that ignores Moat — but it blows over.
POLICY
▸
After a won battle, permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
▸
When Debt is applied to you, Fast Track a random Employee 0.1s.
Keywords
Debt
Recurring Loss that ignores Moat and never goes away on its own.
Fast Track
Instantly advances an asset's progress toward acting.
POLICY
▸
Start each battle with 100 Moat.
▸
Your assets Profit 5 less.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
Moat
Absorbs Loss before your Cash is touched. Debt and Scandal go through it.
POLICY
▸
Permanently gain +1 Revenue.
Keywords
Revenue
Recurring Profit every second.
POLICY
PLUS
▸
When one of your Benefits activates, Profit 120.
Keywords
Profit
Restores your Cash, up to your Valuation.
POLICY
▸
While behind on Cash, your assets work 3% faster.
Exhibit / Corporate Fingerprint
Company DNA
Composition of the final board
One corporate identity
-
Scheme ×5
Scheme / 5 assets- Ramen Budget
- Credit Card Roulette
- Net 90
- Bootstrapped
- Late Fee
-
Human ×3
Human / 3 assets- Doorman
- Chief Storyteller
- Accountant
-
Employee ×2
Employee / 2 assets- Chief Storyteller
- Accountant
-
Benefit ×1
Benefit / 1 asset- Expense Account
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Service ×1
Service / 1 asset- Doorman
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